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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 653223)

Yeah, FTW was fuck the world when I was growing up, too. I still have a hard time getting used to the new usage.

Fuck the world has turned into Fuck my life or FML. Me! Me! Me!

And NWTF is North West Turkey Farm, or National Wild Turkey Federation.

In other news, the Wyoming Tourism Federation is considering a rebranding move.

Q: What is the sexual position that gives ugly children ?

A: Ask your mother

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she said.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

"That must've been scary," said the teacher.

"It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff, Ffffff, Ffffff, but before she could say "Fuck!" the Rottweiler ate her!"

The teacher had to leave the room.

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Originally Posted by Nirvana (Post 651614)

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!"

Before the mother could raise a concern,
Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut."

Relaxing with a hidden smile,
Sally's Mom asked, "Really small, was it?"

Sally replied, "No... Salty."

Mom fainted.

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 654662)

What is it with this unnecessary last line business? Kills the joke, totally.

Remedial Joke telling.

The "Humor Impaired" America's fastest growing minority.

Actually, I think it is this pathetic trope that I see often in my inbox along with other Glurge purporting to be "True" accounts "From the mouths of babes" like so much regurgitated pablum.

As you point out, the jokes are great, the tagline shits it.

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Originally Posted by squirell nutkin (Post 654872)

fix'd that for you ;)

good :D Your :lol: ing made me :) which I needed cause I'm a little :mad2:

;)