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Kagen4o4 05-07-2006 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Very simple.... take a picture, put it on the laptop as wallpaper, then line up the camera, laptop and background, right?

Well how in hell do you put the picture on the laptop that's turned on an angle and have it appear straight? :confused:

easy

Gromitspapa 05-07-2006 04:05 PM

Are these see-through images photoshopped onto the laptop screen portion of the image rather than displayed on them?

John 05-08-2006 07:12 AM

That picture is a real picture of real laptops, showing what is actually on their screens.

What they do is this: Set up the camera on a tripod, set up the laptops.

Take a picture of the scene with the laptop open (#1), and with the laptop closed(2).

Take the part of the background covered by the screen in Pic #1 from pic #2, and load it into photoshop. Turn it and convert it so with will look correct, from the correct angle, when loaded as wallpaper. Load it as wallpaper on the laptop, and take a new, final picture.

Of course, in that one, they did this three times, for three "overlapping" laptop screens.

John 05-08-2006 07:12 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ain/008226.jpg

Happy Monkey 05-08-2006 11:22 AM

Here's how I'd do it. I don't know if it's how they do it:

Take pictures from a tripod with and without screens.
Overlay them, and on the "without" picture, mark the locations of the corners of the screen on the "with" picture.
Cut out the quadrilateral marked by those corners, reshape it into a rectangle, and set that as the desktop.
Retake the picture with the screen.

Redo it for each layer.

Elspode 05-08-2006 11:24 AM

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Trilby 05-08-2006 11:29 AM

I wonder what's in the skillet? Eggs?

Anyway, it's a pretty sweet set-up.

KinkyVixen 05-08-2006 12:41 PM

Hey! Ya gotta do what ya gotta do!

Shocker 05-08-2006 01:21 PM

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JayMcGee 05-08-2006 07:53 PM

re the laptops..... if you liked that, you may like the 'infiniite cats project' which does a similar sort of thing.....


http://www.infinitecat.com/

Flint 05-08-2006 10:10 PM

...if you liked the Infinite Cat Project check out http://www.stuffonmycat.com/

Happy Monkey 05-09-2006 12:26 AM

Or how about some talking cats?

Oh Don piano...

Ibby 05-09-2006 12:46 AM

And don't forget cats in sinks...

John 05-09-2006 06:50 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...1444123744.jpg

skysidhe 05-09-2006 08:35 AM

ha

mrnoodle 05-09-2006 09:48 AM

Now we know what face a dog makes when it is longing for the sweet release of death.

rkzenrage 05-09-2006 10:51 AM

"The Death of Dignity.
Poor pug.

John 05-10-2006 06:32 AM

http://www.syslog.com/~jwilson/pics-.../dirty-van.jpg

mrnoodle 05-10-2006 09:40 AM

It took me a minute to see what was "wtf" about that van. But then..... :O

Did someone etch that picture in the dirt on that van? Or is it a weird paint job?

barefoot serpent 05-10-2006 01:47 PM

yeah, it looks like a never take it to the car wash ephemeral-type art.

Shocker 05-10-2006 02:48 PM

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DucksNuts 05-10-2006 08:18 PM

Not really a WTF, but cool anyways.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...y/pic00041.jpg

superbaton 05-11-2006 07:44 AM

:lol2:

John 05-11-2006 07:48 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3.../May/silly.jpg

Elspode 05-11-2006 01:31 PM

I'll bet you can see that sign - chock full of buckshot holes - all over Texas.

RellikLaerec 05-11-2006 10:26 PM

WTF???
 
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Truely!

Ibby 05-11-2006 11:49 PM

"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "For proof denies faith and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It proves that you exist, therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."

"Oh," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

"Well," says Man, "That was easy!," and goes on to prove that black is white and is killed at the next zebra crossing.


^all from memory, too...

rkzenrage 05-12-2006 01:30 AM

BTW...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...1444123744.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...bombs/1355.jpg

John 05-12-2006 06:11 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...0785c45d92.jpg

rkzenrage 05-12-2006 06:12 AM

Don't make me do it!... you are evil and must be....

John 05-12-2006 09:27 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...als/009704.jpg

glatt 05-12-2006 10:33 AM

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Nazi tortois races?

romuh doog 05-12-2006 09:30 PM

Perhaps they are "growing" helmets? :eek:

Elspode 05-13-2006 12:37 AM

Proof of concept for VW Beetle design?

capnhowdy 05-14-2006 06:28 PM

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hee hee....

gtown 05-15-2006 06:59 AM

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Anyone know what the f*** this bug is? Looks like a cross between a bee, a wasp and a bat. :) Hard to tell from the pic, but it's probably about twice the length of a normal bee. I'm in Austin, TX, but can't find a pic of this in the Texas bug books I have.

John 05-15-2006 10:39 AM

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/8...thvader1ki.jpg

Happy Monkey 05-15-2006 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by gtown
Anyone know what the f*** this bug is? Looks like a cross between a bee, a wasp and a bat. :) Hard to tell from the pic, but it's probably about twice the length of a normal bee. I'm in Austin, TX, but can't find a pic of this in the Texas bug books I have.

Maybe a hummingbird clearwing moth? The color isn't quite the same, but the color pattern and body shape is about right.

gtown 05-15-2006 11:15 AM

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Nice find! :thumb: Definitely a clearwing moth, looks like it could be a Snowberry Clearwing Moth based on the coloration. Mine seems to have shorter wings than the ones in these pics, but I've been told size isn't everything.

Some more links with pics for those interested.

http://www.birds-n-garden.com/snowbe...ird_moths.html
http://www.images.on.ca/Cossey/pages..._Clearwing.htm
http://www.whatsthatbug.com/images/snowberry2.jpg
http://www.cirrusimage.com/moths_sno..._clearwing.htm

thanks again Happy Monkey!

footfootfoot 05-15-2006 12:50 PM

curious banknote
 
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I found this when I was cleaning out my dad's apartment. It was apparently over printed with black and inflated from 10 whatevers to 10,000 whatevers.

So there you have it. Actually, I have it.

footfootfoot 05-15-2006 12:55 PM

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the other side

footfootfoot 05-15-2006 01:01 PM

If my math is right this may be worth fifty U.S. cents.


córdoba (C$)Nicaraguan monetary unit from 1912 to 1988. Relatively stable for most of that period, the córdoba's value plummeted in 1985. By mid-1988 the official rate was US$1 = C$20,000 (US$1 = C$60,000 on the black market), and the córdoba was replaced by the new córdoba (C$n; q.v.) at a rate of 1,000 córdobas to 1 new córdoba.

rkzenrage 05-15-2006 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey
Maybe a hummingbird clearwing moth? The color isn't quite the same, but the color pattern and body shape is about right.

We get a lot of those here... when in flight they look like a hummingbird.

barefoot serpent 05-15-2006 01:26 PM

other examples of hyperinflation of currency:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperinflation
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Nicaragua
Nicaragua went through the worst inflation from 1987 to 1990. Before 1987, the highest denomination was 1,000 cordobas. By 1987, it was 500,000 cordobas. In the 1988 currency reform, 1 new cordoba was exchanged for 1,000 old cordobas. The highest denomination in 1990 was 10,000,000 new cordobas. In the mid-1990 currency reform, 1 gold cordoba was exchanged for 5,000,000 new cordobas. The overall impact of hyperinflation: 1 gold cordoba = 5,000,000,000 pre 1988 cordobas.

wolf 05-15-2006 04:58 PM

I have a pre-WWII Deutschmark that's been stamped for a higher denomination somewhere in a box that I haven't opened since I moved 12 years ago.

capnhowdy 05-15-2006 08:24 PM

Hard to compete w/you, Bruce, when it comes to DoDads.;)

footfootfoot 05-15-2006 09:03 PM

Bruce, I've been holding back on the doodads until i got a new 'puter w/ dsl capability. Now you'll have to contend w/ not only my collection of doodads but my late dads dodads.

I'll post his CSA uniform buttons made into cufflinks tomorrow.

Kagen4o4 05-15-2006 09:47 PM

aussie will find this funnier

who really saved the miners?

http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/6...rescuer5gl.jpg

FloridaDragon 05-15-2006 10:01 PM

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What about this one ... 500 billion Dinara from Yugoslavia back in 1993. Hard to imagine anytime that 500 billion of ANYTHING would be worth nothing.

Ibby 05-15-2006 10:06 PM

I remember a couple years ago, Turkey slashed six zeros from the end of every denomination of money.

FloridaDragon 05-15-2006 10:10 PM

The information sheet that came with this has a table of the monthly inflation rates that occurred. The single month of Jan 94 had an inflation rate (are you ready for this?) of 313,563,558 % ....

RellikLaerec 05-15-2006 10:18 PM

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:lol2: I GOTTA GET ME ONE OF THESE PUPPIES!

DucksNuts 05-15-2006 10:43 PM

Kagen, theres some serious air brushing gone on there!!

Kagen4o4 05-16-2006 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts
Kagen, theres some serious air brushing gone on there!!

really? unlike you i wasnt checking out DH that closely ;)

John 05-16-2006 11:37 AM

http://pics.livejournal.com/coiled_metal/pic/000g00d8

FO REALS, YO!

glatt 05-16-2006 12:55 PM

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Where were you, when the machines came down from the sky?

richlevy 05-16-2006 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by RellikLaerec
:lol2: I GOTTA GET ME ONE OF THESE PUPPIES!

I have a cousin who buys used cars at auction and he told me that stretch limos do not have a long lifespan, so you might be able to get one cheap and have your own.

capnhowdy 05-16-2006 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt
Where were you, when the machines came down from the sky?

Now I want a new miter saw for Father's Day. ;)

zippyt 05-16-2006 08:48 PM

I have a cousin who buys used cars at auction and he told me that stretch limos do not have a long lifespan, so you might be able to get one cheap and have your own.

A few years ago we were rideing thru the bean and rice fields , my mind was waundering and I woundered what they did with old limos , about then we passed a small house , by this small house there was an old limo and a lady was loading about 15 kids in to it , I have since seen them cruseing about .
Weird when that happens !!


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