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Crimson Ghost 06-20-2008 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 463906)
If I stick my fingers in a man's whatever, do I have possession of the man?

If you don't have possession of him, you WILL have his undivided attention.

skysidhe 06-23-2008 01:14 PM

heh heh heh * chuckle* @ crimson

kerosene 06-25-2008 12:23 PM

I am not completely sure why, but today this made me laugh:

"I like BLTs, but with contaminated tomatoes, and contaminated lettuce, hmmm.
Whoda thunk bacon would be the healthiest ingredient?"

-bruce

from here.

lookout123 06-25-2008 05:05 PM

LJ, From here.
Quote:

smouch me, baby

dar512 06-25-2008 05:42 PM

I very rarely laugh out loud over stuff I read online. But this did it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 464813)
The only thing that comes close is getting a bogey that's attached all the way to your throat, and that's just chance after all.


footfootfoot 07-02-2008 09:03 AM

My new sig line, courtesy of HLJ:
Great. Now you've chased away all the muslim dwellers.
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Clodfobble 07-05-2008 10:07 AM

Ah, the irony.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla, discussing a recent troll
So should mass bloviation be grounds for banning? Well, UT is nothing if not tolerant.

:lol: That he is, my good man, that he is.

DanaC 07-22-2008 07:06 AM

This little gem from ZenGum :
Quote:

Never be irreplacable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
http://cellar.org/showthread.php?p=470738#post470738

ZenGum 07-23-2008 03:36 AM

I'd better 'fess up that that was not an original Zengum line ... just something I read or heard somewhere.

Oh the shame of it all. Hall-of-famed ... as a plagiarist ... while working as an academic ... :thepain:

xoxoxoBruce 07-23-2008 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 470932)
Oh the shame of it all. Hall-of-famed ... as a plagiarist ... while working as an academic ... :thepain:

They are the same thing.;)

ZenGum 07-23-2008 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 470961)
They are the same thing.;)

No no no.
Secretly copying one source, that's cheating.

Openly copying five sources, that's research. But you have to splice them together a bit. :eyebrow:

Crimson Ghost 07-24-2008 11:26 PM

And then you get a job with the NY Times....

dar512 07-30-2008 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 472364)
"Patient seems to be suffering from a dislocated neck"

In reference to this picture:
Attachment 18835

BigV 08-06-2008 04:41 PM

This post by Radar merits inclusion here because of its validity well outside the context of the thread in which it was found.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Radar
I find the best way to answer a question is to ask someone who knows the answer rather than trying to guess or to be a detective. Without asking, I could only speculate as to motives, desires, or goals of others, but asking the them gives me a concrete answer that isn't merely a speculation.

Radar's preference for concrete answers matches my own. Well put, sir.

TheMercenary 08-06-2008 09:58 PM

Bow down at the altar.


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