Just burn it. The whole damn house. I'm done with it, anyway.

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A rolled up newspaper would make quick work of that. You'd probably have to replace the curtain because of the gut stains, but the Venetian blinds could be wiped off.

No no no. Nuke it from space.

I'm a spider lover. Because I live in a country where spiders do not get larger than my thumbnail and can never kill me. I always politely call them Little Sister and appreciate them eating flies.

That is bigger than my rats.
I'm already strapped in awaiting the countdown, thumb on the bid red button.

(to be fair, had a grown up in a country with big biders it may not actually creep me out)

bigger spiders are less scary to me. Seems like you could avoid the pointy bits easier if you can get a hold of the back like you do with a crab

Magic trick goes awry, wears a 6 inch nail through his had, has to wait 30 hours before they remove it. :thepain:

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Something like 6 to 6½ feet of holyfuckingshit!!!

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Shake, slither, and roll. Yeah, yeah, I know, they're harmless.
But don't tell me they can't hurt me, because I'd have a fucking heart attack if I fell in there. :yesnod:

It's a good idea to never touch any wild animal. Venomous or not. Those snakes can carry any number of bacterial infections that can spread to humans. Plus, even non-venomous snakes can bite.

What'll happen is I'll kill myself trying to get away from the harmless little bastards. Prolly turn around and run head first into a tree.:yesnod:

That's funny, not avoiding snakes as I feel the same. It's Gravdigr running away from an orgy. :lol2:

Yeah, no, I ain't working that hard at anything.

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Gadzooks!!

My head is absolutely crawling after watching that.[/fullbodyshudder]

Spiders who catch and eat bats... nom nom nom

That's got to be a strong web.