Baby Pac-Mans, w/ umbilical cords still attached.

:eek2: No, Flint, it's the Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! Run for your lives!! :worried:

We ain't taking Grandpa anywhere!

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Johnny Deck Chair.

We think this is safe for work. Technically, all the bad words are bleeped. YMMV.

I shouldn't...no, I really shouldn't say it...but...but...willpower...leaving me.

This is an artist's rendering of Michael Vick's eventual sentence once he's convicted of dogfighting.

dwarf clowns are scary enough, but jeesuzz, how big is his date? Her hip bones scrape the bottoms of the cupboards!!

You've heard: nose to nose his toes are in it, and toes to toes his nose is in it. That's them, right there.

His knees are bent and that's her shoulders.