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We'd put them in a kerchief and call them Boy Scouts.

But they will cut you. They will cut you deep.

The Girl Scouts rifle team will protect us.

Except during archery season.

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 947992)

Every prison in the UK wuold probably riot if we tried that. We've all seen American prisons on tv and they look like something out of some future dystopian nightmare.

And all Brits drink tea from tiny cups with their pinky raised, on American TV. Don't believe TV, especially the news. :haha:

More like country clubs

That little girl looks just like Uncledigr's second daughter when she was that age. It's uncanny. He about tripped when I sent him the picture a while back.

She does maths for the gubmint.

Oh, yeah...what for I came here:

Family horrified by gruesome death on cruise ship

At the linked article there is a photo of a bloody elevator door, so, if'n you be squeamy, be warned.

Starting tomorrow, Copyright (held by the state of Bararia) expires. Meaning anyone can now republish Hitler's book Mein Kampf. Will Trump love it or hate it as competition?

Lola Bunny missed her chance to become a rootin' tootin' gun totin' Texan; but, it's not too late for Clod!

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Texas to start New Year with law allowing open carry of handguns

When the new year begins in the Lone Star State, licensed Texans for the first time since 1871 will be allowed to carry a holstered pistol in public under an "open carry" law passed in the Republican-dominated 2015 legislative session ...

... Under the new law, nearly 1 million people in Texas who have passed a required safety course and have a concealed handgun permit will be allowed to carry holstered handguns. ...

... The law allows individual property owners and companies to ban open carry inside their establishments. If businesses opt out, they are required to display a specifically worded sign on their doors.

Many Texas companies, like H-E-B grocery, the state's largest private employer, have said they would continue to allow concealed carrying of firearms, but not open carry.

H-E-B noted that many customers have said they would be uncomfortable with people in store aisles openly carrying a pistol. ...

... The law specifically bans the carrying of guns, either openly or concealed, in a wide variety of places including schools, bars, sports arenas and secure areas of airports.

A 2012 Tennessee state law allows police to force drivers to have blood drawn. Previously, drivers could decline such tests with the understanding that their drivers license would be suspended.

That makes me wonder if the cops wait for test results before shipping you to the Gulag? :eyebrow:

‘Camouflaged Canadian’ nabbed at U.S. border with sled full of drugs

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Behind him, he pulled a sled packed with nearly 200 pounds of alprazolam, more commonly known as the prescription drug Xanax, authorities said.

:drool:

The poor guy doesn't speak English, and accidently wandered into the US while searching for his dog team. The 182 lbs of Xanax was for personal use, as losing one's dog team is very upsetting. A Trump wall would have prevented this accidental incursion.

Total cunt, partial cunt, or just a plain, old cunt?

A DAD won a £2,000 holiday with this funny selfie of a HORSE photobombing a family picture - only for the animal’s owner to say he didn’t have her permission to take a snap of her nag.

Didn't really belong in horses, (although the owner sounds like a horse's ass) not 100% weird news either, and not exactly Idiot of the day, but I didn't think it needed its own thread.

I'm unfamiliar with UK laws with respect to photography, but in the US she'd get a punch in the cunt if she tried to press this issue.

What an extra douche nozzle-y thing to move the horse. Sort of fleeing the horse after the shutter has been closed. Or something like that.

I hope her horse steps on her foot.

It's easy to see why Nicola's a cunt, she gets it from her father. The parents always have different names in these stories. :confused: