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My Brother in Law is an EMT. He has responded to many calls involving ....emergency extraction of inserted objects.... shall we say... He says that invariably, when asked how the object got in there... that the inserter claims to have fallen upon said object.
so, I guess another anal safety tip should be something like, 'Don't walk around a slippery kitchen floor naked if there are any upright cylindrical object about.' Cuz, you know... Ass-Murphy's law and all... "If it CAN wind up lodged in your ass, it WILL wind up lodged in your ass. |
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Undertoad .......rule of thumb.......
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Settle down folks, it's not what it looks like.
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get out.
how many CIRCUMCISED knees have you seen? |
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Don't they know it's not polite to stare?
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wagga wagga!
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Hey, UT?! Control. Your. Turtle.
Yertle be swangin'. The ending is hilarious... |
Turtle COCK!
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It's nice to see them cumming out of their shells.
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Oh, that's funny! I lol'ed.
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