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classicman 07-18-2011 09:48 AM

what guy?

bigw00dy 07-25-2011 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 742518)
Never put anything in your butt that doesn't have a base, or at least some sector of it that won't fit.




a recent q&a with an emergency room doc reminds us of this important rule of thumb. so to speak.

Are you referring to the doctor that Stern interviewed?

jimhelm 07-25-2011 08:02 PM

My Brother in Law is an EMT. He has responded to many calls involving ....emergency extraction of inserted objects.... shall we say... He says that invariably, when asked how the object got in there... that the inserter claims to have fallen upon said object.

so, I guess another anal safety tip should be something like, 'Don't walk around a slippery kitchen floor naked if there are any upright cylindrical object about.' Cuz, you know... Ass-Murphy's law and all... "If it CAN wind up lodged in your ass, it WILL wind up lodged in your ass.

SteveDallas 07-26-2011 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 742518)
rule of thumb

(cough)

Undertoad 07-26-2011 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigw00dy (Post 746609)
Are you referring to the doctor that Stern interviewed?

yes actually.

JuancoRocks 07-26-2011 04:18 AM

Undertoad .......rule of thumb.......

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 746650)
(cough)

:lol:

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Gravdigr 07-28-2011 06:43 AM

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Settle down folks, it's not what it looks like.

richlevy 07-28-2011 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 747022)
Settle down folks, it's not what it looks like.

That's the first uncircumcised knee I've ever seen.

BigV 07-28-2011 08:04 PM

get out.

how many CIRCUMCISED knees have you seen?

Gravdigr 07-29-2011 02:56 PM

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Don't they know it's not polite to stare?

BigV 07-29-2011 03:34 PM

wagga wagga!

Gravdigr 07-30-2011 01:12 PM

Hey, UT?! Control. Your. Turtle.

Yertle be swangin'.

The ending is hilarious...


Gravdigr 07-31-2011 06:44 PM

Turtle COCK!

Sheldonrs 08-02-2011 08:15 PM

It's nice to see them cumming out of their shells.

Gravdigr 08-03-2011 04:50 PM

Oh, that's funny! I lol'ed.


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