Dildos are relevant because they are banned on campus. It's not just a random mockery, it's a direct comparison.

Seriously? Banned? Do they search rooms for illegal sex toys there now?

No, but, the local battery store has a watch list.

Here is a great interview/panel discussion with Bob Odenkirk, Rhea Seehorn, Michael McKean, and co-creator Peter Gould from Better Call Saul.

I found it to be a really good read. But, then, I'm a fan, so...:D

A site with fantastic cutaway drawings of cars, planes, boats and shit.

http://www.foodman123.com/cut.htm

Not illegal to possess them, you just can't openly carry or display them in public. Just like you used to be able to concealed-carry, but not open-carry, firearms. Now they've just recently allowed open carry of weapons, but you can still get arrested for carrying a dildo on your way to class. So everyone who wants to protest the open-carry law is waving a dildo around instead.

:facepalm:

This makes perfect sense.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/unhappy

Fuck all that noise. I'm happy.

Me too.

Or maybe we're all full of shit.

I am not happy, and do not pretend to be.

I'm not full of shit. I'm fine. Nothing, in this moment, is lacking. I'm happy.

You don't have to be. But you could be. If you wanted to be.

...clap your hands...

"Scoff. I'm not the ignorant masses' definition of happy."

Bitch, you don't know my definition of happy. He could have written that whole thing from the perspective of "happiness is not..." But instead he chose to write it as "I'm not like the rest of you." Which ironically makes him exactly like the rest of us, keening for uniqueness in a sea of people who are all just people.

people, who are people, are the happiest people...