Buster, I love your stories. You have lived quite the life of adventure. I tip my hat to you sir

I love the stories too. Even when I can't quite understand them.

How was the diver driving the crane operator nuts? Intentionally or just by doing something dumb? I get that a diver might be under water, but was he just holding on to the anode so he had something to grab and stay underwater as a prank to freak the guy out?

Well the crane was hooked up to what he was suppose to be working on. As he wasn't down where he was suppose to be, he was talking to crane like he was. And wasting time.
Not a prank. He was just lazy or sorry sob.

Amazing you survived it.

He used to work for the railroad but he got fired for being a poor conductor...

...he wasn't shocked.



TIHAW

So, what is his current occupation?

Just had to amp it up, didn't you?

I do get a charge from wordplay like this.

Some people who aren't in the circuit, are negative because they aren't positive about the meaning of the symbols.

OTOH they're pretty good with abbreviations like abbreviating Volt with a BigV.

I'm sorry, watt are we talking about, again?

Whether or not you're AC/DC.

Well, I don't currently alternate. I'll state that much, directly.

Also, don't question my orientation, it hertz.

I don't think I've been so repelled since my hand got stuck in the mangle.