Is there precedent for a thread like this becoming something more interesting? Although at 22 pages and counting, somebodies interested.

Say Wolf, did Slang wash away last night? I hear Brad Co is pretty chewed up.

He's on pretty high ground. Also there is a good-sized disaster-magnet (trailer park) in town, so if anything happens it will happen there or at one of the numerous churches.

I haven't talked with him yet today ... our work schedules are kinda opposite right now (he's working days and sleeping nights, I'm sleeping days and working nights) but I do believe he posted this morning, so that's encouraging.

He's nowhere near intolerably irritating. He practically only posts in one thread, and in that thread he is the center of attention. Intolerable would be if he posted in every thread just to try to make a point, or if he posted 27 times a day in this one just to try to make a point.

He's here because you all like it; he interests you. If nobody replied he would leave.

If you really honestly wanted to get rid of him, this would be the last post in the thread.

I'm still considering him to be entertaining.

He's entertaining but not really a hillbilly. The real hillbillies actually live down in the hollows where the flood waters flow. Oh, you mean Radar... nevermind.

Sorry, I don't qualify. I've got all my teeth, don't have sex with my sister, don't live in a trailer, don't shop at piggly wiggly, don't watch NASCAR, don't drive a pick-up truck with a gun rack, don't have a large belt buckle, don't attend monster truck pulls, I don't wear overalls, I have a job, I don't say "y'all", I don't listen to country or western music, I don't do line dancing, don't wear a cowboy hat, don't have a car on blocks in my front yard, I don't chew tobacco, I don't trust or support, George W. Bush, I don't play a banjo, I don't have collector plates, and I don't watch or star on the Jerry Springer Show or Cops.

I'm a city dweller. I can't stand hillbillies.

I guess you're right, UT. I should learn really to think before I post at 3am. :)

I guess I was just annoyed at all the pointless and blatant flaming. I thought we had a much more subtle sort of trolling thing going here, masked under the veneer of really intelligent debate. In my mind it was so much more noble.

Shall I reiterate for you, Radar?

No, I'm sick of your ignorance and lies. Unlike you, everything I've said is completely true, and backed up by indisputable facts. I've shown you the exact parts of the Constitution that prove it.

I am more of a patriot than you'll ever be you pathetic little worm. I would kill or die to defend the Constitution of America because without the Constitution there is no America.

Your weak attempts at wit are laughable and so are you. If I were you, I'd save my celebrations for the day you grow a brain and can keep up with me intellectually. But you shouldn't get your hopes up. It's not looking good for you.

My only flaw on this board is kindness. I keep coming back here to school you over and over even though you seem incapable of learning and unworthy of my attention. What can I say? I'm a softy.

What else would we expect from the land of fruits and nuts? Cisco, huh?

Noo! Don't close this thread! It's wonderful! I read this thread almost every day, and I relish Radar's posts. In fact, I giggle excitedly whenever I realize that the next post was made by him.

In fact, because he's the only one who realizes that he's performing for our entertainment, he is rapidly becoming one of the only people in this thread that is worth reading. His posts are long and filled with amusing comments. By contrast, everyone else seems to be deflated. It's rather frustrating.,

LOL. I wouldn't say such things in here. You might be ridiculed or accused of being crazy. Or if you provide indisputable facts, people will ignore them or call them your "interpretation" of the facts as though facts were open to interpretation. If you prove something people will say you never proved it. If you prove it again and reply to thier same old lame ideas, they will say you're just repeating the same old stuff and can't come up with anything new. If you beat them at every single debate with superior logic, intelligence, verifiable facts, and debating technique they will say you've never won an argument or debate. They will continue to their denials, insults, ignorance, and cult-like hatred of me and perhaps you.

Here's what happens with me.

1. I respond to a thread or start one.

2. I'm immediatley attacked, ridiculed, and lied about.

3. Someone posts a thread or poll in this or one of the other forums on this site.

4. I'm accused of being insane, ignorant, a cult member, one who lacks original thought, unreasonable, unwilling to listen or read other opinions, unable to change my thought patterns, unwilling to admit when I'm wrong, etc. (all of which are 100% false)

5. I'm amused at the idea of people on the verge of being retarded accusing me of being stupid, crazy, or ignorant so I reply with facts and information and jide them back a bit.

6. More of the same.


So basically on this site, it's not a good idea to like me or my posts, agree with me, or otherwise be happy to see anything that might be connected to me because the cellar cult will get you.

What do you do copy my posts and put them into a spell checker? I make far less spelling errors than most others who post. Why is it you don't correct thier spelling?

Fuck You.

Did I spell that correctly?

And I give less than a shit about who you do or don't like. I'll just put you on my ignore list because nothing you post has any valuable content anyway.

okay. sorry. i know it gets to you, so thats why i do it. i will stop if you will read this carefully and think about it.

it seems to me that youre not really interested in being a part of the cellar community. you very seldom post in threads you didnt start, and when you do, its always politically motivated. while debate is an important part of what makes the cellar what it is, there is much more to it. i simply cannot imagine that your only interests are political.

we have a board called 'food and drink'. you are or have been a bartender, and i imagine that you could bring a lot to that board. why dont you? i suspect its for one of two reasons. either you have nothing to say or youre not interested in saying it. i seriously doubt its the first. if its the second, then why are you here?

to 'win fucking arguments'?

the problem with that is, even before youve posted anything or before youve read anything anyone else has to say, you have already decided that youre right. you say that you can admit when youre wrong, but seriously, when was the last time that happened? you already know, with 100% certainty that you are right and that anyone who disagrees with you is wrong.

and guess what? i bet theres a lot of people here who would agree with a lot of what you have to say (myself included, though at this point i am loathe to admit it), if you were more open to debate, more willing to have your beliefs challenged. but youre not. and youre not very nice about it.

a long while ago, shortly after you arrived here and i called you an idiot and you called me an asshole, you made a joke in some thread about shoes (im not going to dig it up, i assume you remember it). and i thought to myself, 'maybe hes not such a bad guy'. but that was the one and only time you posted something that didnt come off like political extremist on drugs.

it seems to me (and i would love to be proved wrong) that youre simply a troll. an ubertroll, but a troll nonetheless.

dont be the kid who sits at the edge of the game making cracks because youre 'too good' for us. join the game. i bet people would be a lot more interested in what you have to say if they knew you as someone other than what youve come across as so far. i would be.

~james

p.s. i deleted my previous two posts because they were immature and im going to try and show you at least some respect. so again, i apologise for my behaviour but i stand beside what i said in this post.