The Cellar: No bells or whistles.

The Cellar: Snarkiness is next to Godliness.

Quoting Dar512, here: Such a terrific concept deserves a tagline:

The Cellar - the online version of the Algonquin Hotel

The Cellar- #1 in draining Googles resources with obscure references

The Cellar - a virtual bathroom wall to scrawl upon.

for what it's worth, an ode to my favorite contributor
 

I'm on the path of the barefoot serpent...damn these are good...

thanks! :o

The Cellar: leave your 10-gallon asshat at the door.

The Cellar: @#$% YOU!

The Cellar: The weight-loss suppliment in Sally Struther's purse.

The Cellar: We fart in your general direction.

The Cellar: The scared child in Michael Jackson's closet.

The Cellar: WWWWWHHHHHAAAAAZZZZZUUUUUPPPPP?!?!?!?!

And, finally, for my fellow O&A pests--

The Cellar: Your Moms Box

I don't expect any to be picked, but I figured I try...

the anti-punctuation/capitilization game
 

the cellar
mind vomit for the masses

Oh yeah. That oughta bring 'em in.

What about "Thoughtful Emesis," then.

Ooh. That wrapped my mind around a hairpin curve to one that might actually be decentish ... "Eschewing Obfuscation since 1990."

The Cellar: Where everyone should try some things just once. Our patience isn't one of them.

(With a bow in the direction of Bruce)

The Cellar
We put the FU in "dysfunctional"

The Cellar
"How can they porn thee, let me count the ways..."