No

Have you ever told your best friend that a snake bit your ass, to see just how good a friend he/she is?

No

Would you actually be willing to suck the venom from your best friends ass, if he/she was bitten in the ass????

No. (it won't work) Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
- W.C. Fields

Would you piss on a friends sea urchin sting?

Yes, I'd also pee on their jellyfish stings

Would you be able to put up with two metrosexual rommates two years in a row?

NO

Would you come help me pack?

No

Would I lend you a gun?

Yes, i need its' rifle-stock, to knock loose nails (on my exterior decking) back in place

You ever lit up coffee creamer?

NO

Did you ever throw a few can of red spray paint into a bonfire?

Yes, me and my brother threw a can of spray paint (not sure of the color) into a fire once, when we were visiting our relatives in the country, and it blew up like a damn hand grenade when we were about twenty feet away. Luckily we didn't get any shrapnel in us, or our eyes put out. Kids are stupid.

Have you ever made a "potato gun"?

Yes, I will.

Have you ever replaced your work-mates suppy (sorry about the repetitions) of coffee creamer with corn starch mixed with water?

No.

Have you ever switched the regular for decaf?

Never!!!

Have you ever done anything illegal online?

I don't think so.

Have you ever done anything illegal offline?

That's a loaded question. Most of us, I assume, could write a book.

Speaking of which, have you ever written a book?

No, but I've written plenty of short stories.

Have you ever burned a book?