Shitting is more annoying. :turd:

Transferring from my wheelchair to the toilet is annoying.

Gravity is annoying.

Medicare is annoying.

Stairs are annoying.

Exercise is annoying.

And Dubya, well he's not annoying, he's just an idiot. ;)

Hmmm....I cant recall if I knew you were in a wheelchair?

I dont read all the threads, so I often miss this essential bits of info.

Yep. I have quasi Cerebral Palsy, so I literally have what
Bill Cosby joking refers to as the condition that his kids have, which is brain damage.

Gotta go. I'm missin' Bill Engvall. :D

"What was, was, and what is is is, and this what is... is what's happening right now." -- Paul Teutal, Sr.

Bom-chicka-bow-wow!

*Sorry* I can't help it.......
It's time for me to turn the TV off for a couple of years.....I guess I'm still more impressionable than I'd like.
(auditory hallucinations of just about anything)

Cicero, you are too funny! :)

Were you watching p0rn?

More like a TV commercial for Axe, I'd say. Every late night porn movie I've seen on Showtime hasn't had anything like "Bom-chicka-bow-wow", but I've heard it many times on Axe commercials.

Some Quotes About Diets
 

“The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass." -- Margaret Cho

“A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you
watch.” -- Hermione Gingold, from a press report, 1973

"I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they
are wonderful things for other people to go on." -- Jean Kerr

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." -- Fran Lebowitz

"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks." --
Totie Fields

"What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet,
isn't much better than tedious disease.” -- George Dennison Prentice

"Never tell anyone that you're writing a book, going on a diet,
exercising, taking a course, or quitting smoking. They'll encourage you
to death.” -- Lynn Johnston, For Better or For Worse

"The fat epidemic is bullshit!" -- Penn Jillette, Penn & Teller's
Bullshit!: Obesity (Season 5 premiere; Showtime)

We have red-light cameras at several locations through-out our city. Just the other day I was passing thru one and saw an Ambulance on a call. The thought occurred - What if an Ambulance on call - went thru the red-light "flash" picture of said Ambulance. The letter/ticket for running a red-light is sent to whomever the tag is registered to. Who pays for it? The Ambulance Service or will that be an "added" charge to the individual for the use of the Ambulance Service? Hmmm - Enquiring Minds Want To Know.

why would they be issued a ticket in the first place if they're on a call?

they may not - i don't know - it's was one of those thoughts that "trickle" thru my brain on occasion.

I think that people should go to Haiti for a vacation.http://www.freewebs.com/jamesandshay...file-image.jpg

spammer.

Thank you Drax. Someone out there feels the pain of Axe commercials too.
:D