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Radar 05-02-2003 02:43 AM

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Stealing photos from the internet will get you nowhere.
This is perfect. My reality is better than your fantasy. I feel sorry for you. This is the woman I'll be married to. And she's very jealous over me. She is afraid other women will steal me away. You accuse me of stealing photos from the net and that just makes me laugh because she's in love with me and I'm in love with her. She's more woman than you'll ever have and I'm more man than you'll ever be. You'll never have the happiness or love that we have. At least not until you take a serious look at your many character flaws and address them. Start with getting a personality.

elSicomoro 05-02-2003 02:53 AM

Radar, I think I see the big picture here. Your jealousy, lack of understanding, and poor debating skills have retarded your postings here from day one. And I know it hurts your head wondering why I am so well-loved by the masses here, while you are nothing more than an infected herpes sore. I can't say I know what that feels like...but I want to try and empathize here...let me try...

Nope...sorry...not working for me. I don't know what it's like to be a profoundly retarded individual such as yourself. But when I rest my eyes this evening, I'll say a prayer to God for you...I'll pray that you may have enough intelligence one day to tie your shoes.

God bless you, child...

juju 05-02-2003 02:56 AM

For fuck's sake, won't someone lock this thread down?

elSicomoro 05-02-2003 02:58 AM

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Originally posted by Radar
I feel sorry for you.
Why? Life is good in Sycamoreland.

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And she's very jealous over me. She is afraid other women will steal me away.
Nah...she's just scared as shit of losing her green card.

Radar 05-02-2003 03:08 AM

I think I'll use a movie quote to speak for me at this moment.

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When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading Guns & Ammo, masturbating in your own feces...do you just stop and go, 'WOW! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am.

Brad Pitt (as Detective David Mills in the movie "Seven")

elSicomoro 05-02-2003 03:14 AM

Go on Radar...let that hurt out. Come back to reality with us! Be healed!

elSicomoro 05-02-2003 03:17 AM

$10 says that chucklehead had that quoted towards him by somebody on another forum. Man, he can never come up with anything original.

Radar 05-02-2003 03:30 AM

On your best day and my worst, I'll still be a better man than you and I'll still be loved by more people than you. If I were to throw a bus load of orphans and nuns into a giant wood chipper, I'd still be more popular than you. How does that make you feel? It must be tough knowing you've never beaten me in an argument, I'm intellectually superior, I am financially superior, I'm better educated, have a better woman, and am happier than you'll ever be.

It's ok man. You can admit you wish you were me. We all know it. Perhaps you can come to grips with your inferiority and do something about it. Hell, I feel sorry for you. I'll even chip in a few bucks for your disparately needed years of psychotherapy.

Even though you're a twisted fuck nut, you're sill a person. Even a worthless scumbag loser such as yourself deserves a break now and then. The first step to fixing your problems is to admit them. So whenever you're ready to admit your jealous of me and my life, you can get on the road to getting a life of your own.

elSicomoro 05-02-2003 03:34 AM

That's it, Radar...keep letting it out. You're on the road to recovery. You can do it!

xoxoxoBruce 05-02-2003 04:05 AM

OK folks...move along...there's nothing to see here.

slang 05-02-2003 05:34 AM

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Originally posted by Radar
Sorry, but the only thing on mail order is your inflatable sheep. I'm sure you'll be happy together.
Hey, what's wrong with a fuck sheep?! Ooh, and .....didja notice the model number of this little beauty? TW 445!! :)

Cam 05-02-2003 07:58 AM

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What an honor. I can see how important I am to you. I wish I could say the same for you but I'm really indifferent towards you. For all intents and purposes you're invisible. The only thing that makes you interesting at all to me is your name. And that's because I have a friend named Cam.
Hate was a bad word to use here i'll admit. But I do dislike you to a point where everytime I read something you post I get a bad taste in my mouth. It's not like I sit up at night thinking about you or anything as you seem to think.

My name if you want to know is made up of my initials. Nothing too creative, or exciting, just functional.

Undertoad 05-02-2003 09:36 AM

Lock the thread down? Why? Anyone in it has the ability to stop it, any time they like, including everyone reading.

wolf 05-02-2003 10:18 AM

it will just erupt somewhere else anyway ... no point in killing it.

wolf 05-02-2003 10:53 AM

I know syc asked this at one point, but UT, is he 'intolerably irritating' yet? I don't mean that you would have to do anything about it if he IS, I just want to have a better understanding of your definition of this standard.


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