I've never even heard of a coin operated pump??

I'd love to see pumps that take cash.

Like the ones that take credit/debit cards, ya can get gas even if the place is closed.

And ya wouldn't have to go in even if they're open!

WTF were they thinking? Oh wait... they weren't. :eyebrow:

Does anything about that car say practical?:eyebrow:

You want practical?

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This was an advertising prop based on the Mini with the small addition of 200lbs of ballast as it tended to become unstable at speed. :eek:

Link

Well, rollovers would be no prollum.:jig:

That paint job seems to have a lot of orange peel...

At least it doesn't take up a lot of extra space.

Jump start a motorcycle with a dead battery.
I doubt this was written by an English speaker but the text and diagram don't match.

Man, I hate when they explosion.

They explosion when you touch the wire to the motor/trans as shown at #4 in the diagram. :rolleyes:

Not a found image - a screenshot of Youtube

Wtf, Youtube?

Well some ppl like exotic/problematic pets.

Ok I got nothing here.

This is what they were reacting to, FXwKg0yEB-w



Christmas Tree Worms.


Tully Monster


When sharks swam the great plains

Some of that was fucking hilarious.

It was filarious.

So fucking hilarious I had to watch it twice. Well done! :D

Who are they trying to scare, burglars, kids, rodents?

Me?

Li'l creepy.

Sometimes everyone seems to be having a bad day...

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And some days it's just you.

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Maybe these light weight car designs are not all that.

I very narrowly dodged a full sheet of plywood that flew off an oncoming pickup truck a few years ago.

Drove right under it. It turned into toothpicks between me and the car behind me. They took the ditch, but kept on going.

The truck never knew it happened, til he got home, I guess.

or noticed and didn't want to get involved - I worked for a small scaffolding company and they told me if a piece falls off on the road, keep driving. Never did happen though...

The Chinese seem to be sort on fact checkers as well as proofreaders...

FTFY,

no extra charge for the irony

Thank you, spell check is not to be trusted when I spell the wrong word right. Nine times out of ten it changes they, them, and then to the, for some reason.:rolleyes:

I laugh when Firefox tells me I'm spelling something wrong and I right-click to see what they think I mean. Quite often it's nowhere near what I was trying to spell.

Looking for an extension for Chrome... I don't think I'll be using this one:

Bold mine. "IMAGE zoom"

Most fucked up carnival ride evah:

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~The End by The Doors

Just good 'ol frogs
Never meaning no harm
Beats all you never saw
Dry humping them snakes
Since the day they was born

A guy I know in San Diego sitting in traffic not moving...

[QUOTE... sitting in traffic not moving...[/quote]

Could be it was reading traffic going the other way?

Maybe, but then I think the last one should have jumped up. Maybe the car going the other way wasn't far enough by the camera.

Now why would they show YOU how fast oncoming traffic is going?:eyebrow::facepalm:

More likely, the traffic behind the guy w/the camera is being clocked.

Around here the radar source is usually positioned before ya get to the display. That way ya have time to see YOUR speed.

Oncoming traffic speeds. FFS.

We've got one of those near my house that is aimed wrong or something and it does sometimes show traffic travelling the opposite direction. The cars need to have passed you and be behind you going the other way for it to pick them up.

:facepalm:

Sure, that radar isn't accurate, it'll easily cover two lanes close up and more further out.

Grav gets me, I meant traffic going the other way *behind* me.
Also, radar tends to report the biggest thing it sees. We drive a tall Sprinter van, and I have seen it read my speed but not the small car coming up behind me and then passing me all while only reporting my speed.

The same thing happens to me all the time. Endless amusement for me, but I'm sooo easily amused anyway!

This screen grab is from a 6 minute video from GM on the all new 1982 Corvette. Probably meant for dealer's salesmen.
The picture shows one of the three guys paint without masks. I don't care if it's a downdraft booth.
A little further along they are doing another color. WTF?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHTDfOFtmIw

Maybe he knew he was being filmed and let his vanity control his behavior more than it should?

There is three of them and a little further they are painting a different color the same way. Even if that was the case GM would be irresponsible in allowing it to be included in a widely distributed video with their name on it. That's handing OSHA proof that a big fine is warranted.

Slow suicide.

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Not gonna work. branches don't move up as the tree grows.

I learned that from Encyclopedia Brown!

My maple trees don't have branches 18" off the ground, but they did when they were saplings.

Branches might or might not move on up, but tree crotches do.

I learned that from lookin' at m'tree.

Lower horizontal branches die, and fall off or become embedded as the trunk thickens. If multiple primarily vertical branches survive, they merge into one, starting at the bottom, and their crotch may move up as they get bigger, like the meeting point of scissor blades moves, even though the joint stays where it is.

Nice visual and explanation.

He does have an artful turn of expression, doesn't he?

I thought that was the best description I've ever heard. I can not only use it to satisfy others, I can understand what I'm saying. :notworthy

Thanks!

Dis from a series of pix about stupid ways to hold your drink, and this fellow is certainly getting that done...

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But, fuck that.

What the greasy fuck is going on with this dude's head???

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Did he lose a bet?

Pulled his pony tail too tight.

He does have a lot of head.

His forehead is quite tall/long.

That much forehead has no business w/a pony tail.

How can you have a party out back w/nothing in front?

He's a morehead, more head than hair.

Morehead!?! Bwahahahaha!!!!:lol2:

Hadn't heard that one.:thumb:

Yes Dear...

DIY rollover protection.

Dude's planning one hell of a burn-out later.

:3_eyes:

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