Oh, I don't know, I suppose, after a six-pack or three, she'd probably pass for snuggly.

:beer:

ETA: Excellent WTF, btw.

Telling husband you're going out for the night with the "Girls".... $0.00.
· Red Leather Jacket for night out with the "Girls"... $200.00.
· Getting a Radar photo speeding ticket while out with the "Girls"... $ 90.00.

Having husband open the mailed radar ticket, looking at the "photo proof" and seeing you, his dear wife, with another man's penis in her hand....
PRICELESS!

:lol2: that was great....

Suzette never got the hang of driving a stick shift...

But can she chew gum while changing gears?

now that's multi-tasking!

Can she chew gum, change gears, and jerk off the dude? That is the question. I say hire her.

Heheh...Call her back for another interview anyway! :lol2:

Its a good joke, but I doubt this picture was taken from one of those cameras at an intersection. More like from the passenger in a semi. I mean, see how she is looking directly into the camera? I couldn't tell you where the camera is in an intersection, let alone be caught looking at one just as it took my picture.

Not to mention it wouldn't be in color, nor does the photo show a license plate, and it is a flash photo, etc, etc. The only thing missing from the description was "And then she fainted"

:lol2:

Whew! I wouldn't want to carry that load all day. Wouldn't he kick himself in the nards with every step?

Yes, that's why they're so swollen.

What? Doesn't everyone have a package like that?