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Elspode 03-06-2018 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 1004990)
This must be the zenith of LA decadence.
I just can't get my head around it.
Anyone who could afford this would have a cook, if not a chef, to crack their eggs.

Screw the decadence. I want someone to explain to me how Old Leadbottom got into the egg business.

xoxoxoBruce 03-06-2018 10:01 PM

He didn't, Cris Shapan used his name.

xoxoxoBruce 03-10-2018 06:52 PM

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WTF, is this war?

Griff 03-11-2018 08:28 AM

Wait, snowmobilers are polygamists? I need to adjust my world view, I thought polygamists were horse and buggy types.

Gravdigr 03-12-2018 02:39 PM

Thinkest thou of Mormons?

xoxoxoBruce 03-15-2018 06:26 PM

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How the rich kids travel...

Gravdigr 03-17-2018 03:17 PM

What could go wrong?

Whatever blows ya skirt up, I guess...

DanaC 03-17-2018 03:33 PM

Surely that is a nanny using a motorised pram...

BigV 03-17-2018 05:45 PM

Hm

Washington plates on the snow toy trailer...

Maybe he's sayin snow machine rodeos result in needing two nurses....

xoxoxoBruce 03-18-2018 05:26 PM

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A keyhole and seathole...

xoxoxoBruce 03-19-2018 11:21 PM

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Remember the cat piano? Meet the pig piano...

xoxoxoBruce 03-24-2018 02:38 PM

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Glinda is not alone...

Glinda 03-25-2018 04:12 AM

See? Yes! Just like the pic on the left - right through the sidewall.

I was in a muddy empty lot/parking area on my neighbors' property. How in the world a cotter pin impaled itself into the sidewall in a morass of sloppy mud is a mystery for the ages.

The idea that a massive bolt similarly impaled a tire's sidewall is even more bizarre. How on earth could that happen!?







It's the end times, people. Gird yer loins.

xoxoxoBruce 03-25-2018 09:22 AM

For all the good features of radial tires the sidewall is their Achilles heel. :(

Pico and ME 03-25-2018 12:29 PM

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sexobon 03-25-2018 02:42 PM

Put a snap link (carabiner) through the knot in front and you have a Swiss seat for rappelling.

xoxoxoBruce 03-25-2018 09:40 PM

I'll be damned, all this time...
Wait'll I tell Girdie about this. :facepalm:

xoxoxoBruce 03-25-2018 10:01 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Glinda (Post 1006199)
See? Yes! Just like the pic on the left - right through the sidewall.

I was in a muddy empty lot/parking area on my neighbors' property. How in the world a cotter pin impaled itself into the sidewall in a morass of sloppy mud is a mystery for the ages.

The idea that a massive bolt similarly impaled a tire's sidewall is even more bizarre. How on earth could that happen!?

It's the end times, people. Gird yer loins.

It's not just external threats, sometimes the tires will self destruct. :smack:

Glinda 03-26-2018 12:28 PM

I never did trust that Michelin guy. Looks shifty.

DanaC 03-26-2018 12:53 PM

So that's what it means to gird one's loins...

Gravdigr 03-26-2018 03:21 PM

Every time I hear the word loins I think of Sheriff Buford T. Justice:




DanaC 03-28-2018 05:45 PM

You know, I found out the other day what it means in the old stories when they say a man 'girded his loins'.

Gravdigr 03-29-2018 05:08 PM

I was on a website just the other day and they were showing how to gird one's loins...

xoxoxoBruce 04-25-2018 05:06 PM

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Since about the first of the year Verizon (or the NSA) has been adding extra info to some of my phone calls on my caller ID... :confused:

xoxoxoBruce 04-29-2018 10:25 AM

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What the hell was he(yeah sexist, but it's always a he), was thinking?
I'm guessing it wasn't about the wind. :lol:

xoxoxoBruce 04-30-2018 05:19 PM

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Probably cost more than whole jeans. :eek:

Clodfobble 04-30-2018 08:20 PM

Imagine the impoverished textile factory workers who have to make those. How could you view us as anything but evil?

xoxoxoBruce 04-30-2018 08:47 PM

I imagine the third world textile workers never see those, if they did they would die laughing. Just cut up used jeans with the majority of the removed denim sent to recycling.
Besides, they were obviously created by artisans. :lol:

Gravdigr 05-01-2018 03:49 PM

Reminds me of when Cousindigr came to the house and asked me to shotgun her jeans.

Clothes pinned 'em to a tree limb and blasted 'em with a couple loads of sixes.

xoxoxoBruce 05-01-2018 06:35 PM

I didn't know you were/are an avant-garde raconteur. :eek:

Gravdigr 05-11-2018 12:47 PM

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...the hell, man?

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xoxoxoBruce 06-06-2018 09:03 PM

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When lightning hits a graphite fishing rod...

DanaC 06-08-2018 05:07 PM

Wow - that's awesome.

Happy Monkey 06-08-2018 07:09 PM

I wonder how much of that is nanotube.

Griff 06-10-2018 08:49 AM

Whoa that's neat and not nearly as soft as it looks at first glance

xoxoxoBruce 09-17-2018 09:11 PM

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It appears before the Big One, WW II, Britain had a Petroleum company who sold gasoline from pumps and also prepackaged in green cans. As far as I know in the US you always had to supply a can to fill if you wanted gas for a lawn mower or something.

Gravdigr 09-18-2018 05:01 PM

How many pages can a thread have?

Happy Monkey 09-18-2018 06:19 PM

all of them

Gravdigr 09-19-2018 04:15 AM

I suppose so.

:)

Gravdigr 09-19-2018 04:15 AM

I was half-expecting "At least 831."

Happy Monkey 09-19-2018 09:46 AM

I increased my page size, so I only have 208.

xoxoxoBruce 09-19-2018 10:32 AM

Likewise, 208.

Gravdigr 09-21-2018 02:56 AM

Hah! I got more than you.

Wait...

BigV 10-13-2018 10:50 PM

Found it!

_fist pump_

This is W T F.

I know, it's a video. Watch it and marvel. Drugs optional.


captainhook455 10-14-2018 09:58 AM

I have a fist pump and use it frequently.

xoxoxoBruce 11-26-2018 11:06 PM

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Awful lot of trouble to screw somebody out of $9. :confused:

Gravdigr 11-27-2018 05:24 PM

Cheap sockets will always have a place in my toolbox.

They don't break, they bend. Plus, when ya hafta hammer one onto a rounded off nut/bolt, and then can't get the nut/bolt out, ya ain't lost much.

xoxoxoBruce 12-04-2018 01:03 AM

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This is an honest to god drone shot of a real intersection in China.

Gravdigr 12-04-2018 03:53 AM

I didn't know China drives on the correct side of the road.

Gravdigr 12-04-2018 04:16 AM

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Mocosity strong:

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I did not realize that Mouser League Baseball let the players play shoeless. Seems dangerous. And smelly.

Of course, if they were wearing shoes, they might just step out of 'em, and have theyself an esscape.

And then ya left w/a bunch o' smelly mouse shoes to deal with.

beauregaardhooligan 12-04-2018 07:44 AM

That closing statement really ties it all together.

Diaphone Jim 12-04-2018 06:24 PM

Obie was just makin' sure.

Gravdigr 12-05-2018 04:51 AM

:D

I wondered if anyone would catch that.

beauregaardhooligan 12-05-2018 07:19 AM

iGuess I shoulda said it really sticks it.

xoxoxoBruce 12-12-2018 01:54 AM

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WTF, Klan Day...

beauregaardhooligan 12-12-2018 07:17 AM

Looks like they lost *that* race also.

Gravdigr 12-12-2018 12:30 PM

I guess Overland Park aren't in Kansas anymore.

My first thought was "I wonder how they kept their pointy little hats on", but, I guess they strapped them to their pointy little heads.

Gravdigr 12-12-2018 12:32 PM

And those other two guys wore black to Klan Day.

Bold fashion move.

xoxoxoBruce 12-12-2018 12:36 PM

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The pointy hats aren't driving they just ride the Ferris Wheel.

xoxoxoBruce 12-21-2018 12:21 AM

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I found out later they had torrential rains and the subsequent flood shorted the controls causing the elevator to move up.
But if you're having flooding wouldn't you get the car in the cellar the hell out of there before it drowned?
I still say human error.


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