During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:



MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyIndianapolis.



When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.......:eyebrow:

LOL!!! I love computer geek humor.

TAKE MY ASS TO JAIL



A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of
The Virginia / West Virgina State line. When the trooper asked the driver
Why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was
On his way to Beckley WV to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want
To be late.

The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the
Driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a
Ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have
Anything to juggle.
The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could
Juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit
Them and handed them to him..

While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken
Good old boy from West Virginia got out, watched the performance, then went
Over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper
Observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the door asking the
Drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, 'You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there ain't
No way I can pass that test.'

> > Happy baking !!



> Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
>
> 1 cup of water
> 1 tsp baking soda
> 1 cup of sugar
> 1 tsp salt
> 1 cup or brown sugar
> 4 large eggs
> 1 cup nuts
> 2 cups of dried fruit
> 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
>
>
> Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl,
> check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
> pour one level cup and drink.
>
> Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter
> in a large fluffy bowl.
>
> Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
> it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another
> cup just in case.
>
> Turn off the mixerer thingy.
>
> Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
> of dried fruit.
>
> Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
>
> Mix on the turner.
>
>
> If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry
> it loose with a drewscriver.
>
> Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
>
> Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves
> a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
>
> Add one table.
>
> Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
> find.
>
> Greash the oven.
>
> Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
> over.
>
> Don't forget to beat off the turner.
>
>
> Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
> Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

> Cherry Mistmas !
>

Will this work with Gentleman Jack?:haha:

I'd imagine it works with Jose, Jack, Jim, Johnny, and Ron.

Cuervo
Daniels
Beam
Walker
Bacardi

A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for the food."
The panda yells back, "Hey, man, I'm a panda. Look it up!"
The bartender opens his dictionary to panda: "A tree-climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves." :headshake

lol. Ok that made me laugh. Welcome to the Cellar Qice

Incidentally, how is tha pronounced? I know it's not, but I want to say quince....

Pronounced like Quiche? or Kichi? or Keese?

I'm saying Kweece.....but it's probably Kwice

One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won't be able to go to work.

Way up in heaven, Saint Peter sees all this and asks God, ''Are you really going to let him get away with this?''

''No, I guess not,'' says God.

The priest drives about five to six hours away, so he doesn't bump into anyone he knows. The golf course is empty when he gets there. So he takes his first swing, drives the ball 495 yards away and gets a hole in one.

Saint Peter watches in disbelief and asks, '' Why did you let him do that?''

To this God says, ''Who's he going to tell?''

HOL @ Bri

This isn't so far-fetched which is pretty scary! My wife was helping a part time employee over the phone with setting up a log-in password at a remote site she was at. She needed to come up with an 8 character password and the part timer asked my wife if the F2 key could count for 2 of the characters. My wife said no and then the lady said, "Well if that won't work what about 'TAB', can that count as 3 characters?"

I kid you not! :eek:

Many (most?) people who use computers, don't understand computers.

I am constantly amazed at the number of people that have been using computers for years and yet don't have a clue about the hierarchical file/folder structure of their hard drives.

Sadly, I will admit I am in this group.