Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to drive 300 yards

Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he's ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.

After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree

Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife

How are Tiger Woods' house and the Rider Cup similar. They're both places where Tiger gets beaten by a European.

Tiger woods' wife is endorsing her own line of golf clubs. The tag line is "the club you can beat Tiger with"

This is not a sports thread folks! :p

Third use. I declare a new Cellar meme.

Haggis.

and then some

I'm glad to see you to getting along but droping X together what happened to the days when it just took kissing to make up.

The following website is like a train wreck. You don't really want to see it, but you can't look away. I spent way too much time there. And it belongs here because there is some seriously funny stuff to see.

http://ugliesttattoos.com

Not funny stuff but I felt compelled to put this up to counter that last site from Radar. There ARE beautiful tats out there, although I personally do not like them and have none myself.

May not be totally safe for work!

Wow, I don't find any of those women beautiful. Some of them might be if it weren't for the tats though.

I don't know how you can think people permanently putting stupid crap on their body isn't funny.

http://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content...ice_anon-P.jpghttp://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content...w_joseph-P.jpg
http://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content...arradine-P.jpghttp://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content...oppinfresh.jpg

In all fairness, the Pillsbury dough boy corn-holing Little Debbie is pretty good.

in the same way that you don't know how you're so unsuccessful socially?

and 'scuse me but I think this tat is damn stupid, but I ain't laughing about it.... well not much, anyway ;) The baby's quite cute, though ...and not permanent....

Oh yes, a wonderful idea.

It's how they do Snow White* that I want to see.


* originally typed: Snow Shite ... really.

Yes, a celtic cross on an Irish guy is totally stupid when compared to a tat of David Carradine as a grasshopper doing auto-erotic asphyxiation, or Vanilla Ice, or any number of other tats that those people will surely regret if they don't already.

My daughter is more permanent than my tattoo. Oh, and I'm very successful socially. I've got friends all over the world.

Because they're trying to stay away from you?



I kid. I kid.