Looks dangerous...

Reminds me of Penny Racers:

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So lame. I thought it was going to go all the way down to the ground.

Yes, 40 ft isn't enough time to do more than a little poop in your pants.


Words of wisdom, don't buy a condo in Morocco.

Best. Draining. Porches. EVER.

Anti-theft device.

That's pretty much what I thought, too.

I saw "1000 feet up", and, "360 degree", and thought "Well, that sounds awesome.", but...no.:right:

Would you go to a Roman orgy with the Skipper?

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Pass. PASS!! Get. Out. Of. My. Head!!!

It's fake.

Here are some others.

Make sure to read the track titles.:lol2:

So, I had the munchies, and bought a box of Butterfinger Bites.

These guys here:

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But, while munching away, I was reading the back of the box:

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Serving size: 8 pieces

While on the right side of the box: "Know your portion", and it says 4 pieces, and the little picture that supposedly illustrates this, shows only 3 pieces.

WTF, man?





Yeah, I'm easily confused.

The serving size is just for nutritional information. Your portion is to let you know how many you get to have so there'll be some left for other people. The picture shows only three; because, they know you're going open the box and eat one of yours before you even get out of the store. Then you'll point out to other people that the label says "about" 2 servings per container to make them think that there wasn't a piece missing and you should still get your portion of 4 pieces. When they question your veracity, since the box has been opened, you'll tell them that someone knocked the box out of your hands, it burst open and maybe a piece fell out; but, that it shouldn't be held against your portion as it wasn't your fault. You'll pat yourself on the back for having a cover story and a cover within a cover. The other people will still be skeptical; but, on the outside chance that the box really was knocked out of your hands then burst open and perhaps all of the pieces fell out and you just picked them up off the floor and put them back into the box, they'll decline to have any and let you have them all. Of course, that was the ruse you intended to pull off all along.

I did the same thing just last week without realizing it either.

You're good.

In a baaad way.

:D

I need this in my life...

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...on every corner.

Depends men's pull ups for old farts ?

tarheel

Photographer should have included dislocated shoulder guy's feet in the picture so you could see if he was off the ground.

Watertaxi?

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This story is just steeped in WTFness...







And, no, this wasn't in Kentucky.

No way. That's not real. Not even Floriduh.

Link now goes to Yahoo's home page, instead of the article.

A mod may want to kill that link. A quick search did not turn up another working link.

Here's the text from the article, for some reason the link to the story takes you to Yahoo's home page, the quick-read version of it comes up, though.

I'm sure the several million in lottery winnings had nothing to do with the woman staying with grandpa.:right:

Wait...

Is that young woman her own step-grandma?

Is she her father's step-mother?

...the hell?

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Wait. We're supposed to feed our parents down there?

Own a car? Own more than one? Is/are it/they in good shape?

Congratulations, you're racist! On an institutional level. So says this gay guy.

I can't decide if he's stupid, or insane.

Graduation gift college chairs are racist. More whites own them*, so dude's a racist for sure. I wish I could read the seal to see where he went.



*this fact hasn't been fully researched as of print deadline.

OK, I actually watched the 7 plus minutes of the video and that's not really what he's saying. He's saying that the US has shitty public transportation and that you have to have a car to get around in most places. And if you can't afford a reliable car, then the deck is stacked against you.

And the chair is from Yale.

I would tell the raccoon joke, but it might be considered racist being I live in the south. However, I am from New Jersey so it may be Ok.

tarheel

Tell the raccoon joke, but over here.

:D

Ok, but I toned it down.

tarheel

Where in Jersey, Cap?

I take it you are from NJ too. I was born in Tampa, Fla., but grew up in Maplewood, Cedar Grove and West Orange. I have always had a motorcycle and spent much time riding the roads of N.Jersey.

tarheel

Yup. Grew up in Mahwah, lived in Hackensack, Englewood, Bogota, and now Lyndhurst.

Janky toe! JANKY TOE!!!!

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Oh, yeah, and plarn.

Plarn - Group of ladies are making mats out of plarn for the homeless to sleep on.

That lady on the right needs to shave.

Hey Crimson, Lived in Bogota to, Fort Lee Rd, small world

I was right next to the St. Joes church lot.
When were you there?

Crimson, did we live together? I lived in the red brick 4 family on the North West corner, 75 East Fort Lee Road. If you looked West out of the lot there was a drop down to the driveway, 1976 https://www.google.com/maps/place/75...!6m1!1e1?hl=en

I was in Apt. 3.

If you were there from November of 1993 until October of 2016, then yes, we've met.

Crimson, to funny, which one was apt 3? I was top right as you face the building. Two interior decorators lived there before us and used the garages for storage. We bought a lot of stuff from them when we moved in, antiques. Whole apartment was painted black. My garage, the end one closest to the church parking lot was decorated with fake windows and drapes. A guy named Mike bought the building while we lived there. The fire inspectors made him sheet rock the basement, he did the cluge job.

3 was bottom right. You were in 4.
Did you have the built-in bookshelves when you were there?
I saw the painted on windows in the garage and was wondering about that...
Mike sold to Bill Katsapis sometime in the '80s.

This is now the "What the fuck!" thread. Well done!

This place is astounding.

Crimson, the decorators used our apartment as a show room/model. They put the window unit in (front windows overlooking FT road) and the book shelves to the left and right of the bath room door. John and Jim lived in apt 3, it was very well lit with hundreds of plants hanging everywhere. They moved in 1979 to San Francisco and split up a few years later. Mike put the washer and dryer in for us as we had a newborn baby boy, who just turned 40. It was me and my wife's first apartment, we loved it there, she from Pal Park, me from New Milford.

burns, you received good wishes and help from queers? Omg, the world will come crashing down. Shows how far we have come despite the bigots. Good for you being ahead of the curve. :beer: :notworthy

xoxoxo, When the wife and I moved in we were the only straight couple in the building. We were always open minded and John and Jim became good friends. When they split up we were so upset, that was the only way we knew them. We even went to a gay club with them one time and had a blast. My wife and I often talk of them and wonder where they are today.

Damn. It is a small world.
In Apt. 3, some of the plant hangers are still there, and you could see where the old ones were removed and Spackled over.
In Apt. 4, the bookcases by the bathroom were removed, but there are two in the living room.
Plus a big medallion, I guess you call it, for hanging a light fixture.

My wife is from New Milford.
The coincidences just never stop.

My head is spinning. Small World doesn't quite cover this one.

Crimson, say hello to the New Milford wife, McKinley Ave here, I have some professional pictures of apartment 4, I just have to find them. You will flip out, they are something else

Cool.

She grew up on Ridge.
She's shocked about all this...

I think its safe to say we all are.

VW pickup...

Where's the engine located?

I can see it in the back of the bed.

Does the box say Victorinox on it?

Worthy! Very handsome!

Bed: decorative.