poor emma
 

A seal walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have"?

The seal replies "Doesn't really matter. Surprise me. Anything but a Canadian Club".

Is this how's it done?
 

:D

Nancy Pelosi was touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on, and the car comes to a stop. Nancy , in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur:

'You get out and check - you were driving.'

The chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead but it was old.

'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Nancy ..

Two hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, smeared with lipstick, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.

My God, what happened to you?' asks Nancy .

The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me.'

'What on earth did you say?' asks Nancy .

'I just knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them: 'I'm Nancy Pelosi’s chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow.'

I'm ripping that for work today.:lolsign:

A wise man once said "THIS IS NOT THE POLITICS THREAD, PEOPLE."

So all political humor is forbidden? WTH? C'mon, thats still funny.

Really.

She's a politician?

Not only that, the joke is in a previous post with Hillary Clinton so it's not only lame, it's tired too

....which also can be said of politics in general.

I agree














:D

I thought it was a good joke. She's a newb and NOT a politician. Can we ease up, people? Hell ... I'm almost afraid to invite someone here. If we don't want any new people, somebody tell me. You want to corner the Cellar with the regulars we have? Throw me a bone.

Radar... you don't run the Cellar. Shut the fuck up and ROLL with it. JFChrist!