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wolf 02-27-2006 11:44 AM

There is some really weird crap on the main page for that site ...

but anyway ...

how the heck did it get under there? Back up into the bridge, or what?

Happy Monkey 02-27-2006 11:56 AM

My guess: the arm was pointing forward, and it hit the bridge at 60MPH. It smashed a hole in the bridge, and started being bent backward, also putting downward pressure on the flatbed, and snapping it off the truck. The cab swings upward, making a hole in the front edge of the bridge, before falling down and coming to a rest with the arm bent backwards on the back half of the flatbed.

Elspode 02-27-2006 01:23 PM

Terrible waste of an old flathead. Someone should try to get that thing running again while still encased in tree. Might make a good tourist trap.

glatt 02-27-2006 01:37 PM

You might think a tree that big growing up through the engine compartment of a truck would shift the truck a little or lift it a bit into the air. Apparently, you would be wrong.

Happy Monkey 02-27-2006 01:59 PM

Only the tip-top of a tree grows up. The rest only grows out.

glatt 02-27-2006 03:11 PM

Posting WTF artistic photos is almost to easy. There's a lot out there. But I figure this is worth linking.

wtf? (Yes, it's safe for work.)

busterb 02-27-2006 04:17 PM

Pig tails???

wolf 02-28-2006 12:43 AM

I actually love the idea of that old truck sitting out back somewhere ... one day a maple whirlycopter drops into it or a squirrel stashes some acorns and forgets about them (I flunked tree identification by bark patterns in Girl Scouts) and folks just let 'er be ... for about what, 60 years or so?

Undertoad 02-28-2006 02:02 PM

The "pigs in space" series is hereby debunked, sorta.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/scottobear/96987694/

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These are screen captures from a new Russian film: FIRST ON THE MOON (2005, directed by Aleksei Fedorchenko). It premiered at the Kinotavr film festival in Sochi last summer. It's a mockumentary about the Soviet Union's mission to put man on the moon. Here's the official site in Russian: www.1moon.ru/ and the photos that are in this post: www.1moon.ru/gallery.html

glatt 02-28-2006 02:31 PM

That's too bad. I liked the pigs in space story.

Gromitspapa 03-01-2006 01:10 AM

http://onfinite.com/libraries/806436/f55.jpg

fargon 03-01-2006 04:24 AM

What A F**K UP!
 
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Originally Posted by zippyt

The first rule of hauling an over size load is stay on route. Lest you find your self busti'n tires at Bosselmans. :driving: :cuss: :smack:

PS> IF you top out a load start drinking heavely.

Elspode 03-01-2006 12:21 PM

You know, those Russkies are a lot more polite than I imagined. Its those little details, like a nice, shiny H-Bomb that let your enemies know that you really do care.

capnhowdy 03-01-2006 05:25 PM

I think we beat them to the hand written personalisation bit though. (couldn't find the link)......

Nothing But Net 03-03-2006 08:42 PM

There's one dead soldier already
 
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So, will additional warnings take the form of blistering, vomiting, or convulsions?

Photo by me. Near Iraan, TX 28 Feb 2006.

busterb 03-03-2006 08:50 PM

NBN. Wtf you doing in the asshole of the world?

Nothing But Net 03-03-2006 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by busterb
NBN. Wtf you doing in the asshole of the world?

Because nearby I can get a shot like this:

busterb 03-03-2006 10:24 PM

Great shot NBN. Of course there's miles and miles of nothing around that part of TX.

Elspode 03-03-2006 10:59 PM

Actually, that *is* an exploding gas plant on the horizon...it is just that it is very far away, and so very large that it takes several billion years to explode.

wolf 03-04-2006 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Nothing But Net
Because nearby I can get a shot like this:

Link to the full size version, pretty please ... :)

(wow)

Kagen4o4 03-04-2006 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode
Actually, that *is* an exploding gas plant on the horizon...it is just that it is very far away, and so very large that it takes several billion years to explode.

its a photo through time as well, considering the picture of the exploding nuclear fusion plant is 8min behind the foreground

zippyt 03-04-2006 08:14 PM

That Bruce is OBVISLY a Marine !!!

Kagen4o4 03-04-2006 09:26 PM

you crazy yankies. love dont hate

http://www.radiosurfer.com/mt/images/fuck-iraq.jpg

Kagen4o4 03-04-2006 11:52 PM

oh yeah? well...

http://www.abfab.co.uk/Thumbnails/P3130BM.jpg

vocalperk 03-05-2006 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Gromitspapa

The caption says "in the museum of nuclear weapons in Arzamas-16."

Kagen4o4 03-05-2006 05:20 PM

...than...this???

http://www.steve.gb.com/images/me/hannah.jpg

capnhowdy 03-07-2006 08:02 PM

uh oh

Kagen4o4 03-07-2006 09:42 PM

dammit...ah well

Undertoad 03-10-2006 11:03 AM

Clever French advertising.

http://cellar.org/2006/frenchad.jpg

Dagney 03-10-2006 12:11 PM

Now there's an oxymoron.

grazzers 03-10-2006 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by UT
Clever French advertising

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Originally Posted by dagney
Now there's an oxymoron.

:eyebrow:

Dagney 03-10-2006 01:06 PM

Clever+French=oxymoron

Okay, so it was funny in my head.

And i AM french....

grazzers 03-11-2006 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by dagney
And I AM french

Ah, that's ok then :)

Pi 03-11-2006 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Dagney
And i AM french....

Well no luck, I'd say :lol:

Dagney 03-11-2006 01:23 PM

I'm not exactly proud of it....it's my dad's fault, he was an arse.

:)

Elspode 03-12-2006 02:31 AM

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This is my in-law's Pastor's car. Pastor Hank is everything you'd expect of a backwoods (literally) Baptist preacher, only funnier. He's a big NASCAR fan (sort of goes without saying), to the extent that he felt compelled to tell me about his vacation trip to Darlington, where he purchased an official, certified NASCAR "souvenir"...a lug nut from someone or other's car, still with the residue of the adhesvie they use to keep it in place during racing. He was rather proud of it.

This is a stock Chevy Lumina which he went to some great pains to modify to resemble a NASCAR Lumina. This picture was taken in front of the church on Christmas Day (he and his wife only drive this on special days, partially due to the foam-wrapped PVC "rollcage" system inside).

Elspode 03-12-2006 02:41 AM

Unfortunate License Plate Placement
 
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Sure, you can figure out what it *really* is...but isn't it more fun to think that perhaps it is something different?

glatt 03-13-2006 04:24 PM

Would you open this letter? Be honest.

http://www.wolfandbear.com/bear/pix/dearjesus.gif

mrnoodle 03-13-2006 04:34 PM

I did open one of those one time. It had a creepy picture of Jesus and dire warnings of what would happen if I didn't send them money. It was kind of like a form letter voodoo curse. Really weird.

Elspode 03-13-2006 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt
Would you open this letter? Be honest.

Oh, hell yes. Free amusement like this only comes along once in a great while. You could also just write "Jesus doesn't live here...return to sender" on it and put it back out for the mail carrier.

richlevy 03-13-2006 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt
Would you open this letter? Be honest.

One word - Anthrax.:worried:

Kagen4o4 03-13-2006 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt
Would you open this letter? Be honest.


someone went a little crazy with the underlining. it just doesnt make sense. there was no need to underline anything

Trilby 03-14-2006 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Kagen4o4
someone went a little crazy with the underlining. it just doesnt make sense. there was no need to underline anything

They HAD to underline the important words in red. It's so Jesus can skim the letter. Then, after he skims the letter he pulls out his magickal bag and-voila!-there ya go!

Kagen4o4 03-14-2006 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna
They HAD to underline the important words in red. It's so Jesus can skim the letter. Then, after he skims the letter he pulls out his magickal bag and-voila!-there ya go!


dear jesus, spiritually physically, finacially. please dear lord, this letter. in this ones life the desires of the heart. we pray bless this letter. amen.

sounds more like the letter is going to get all the prayers

Trilby 03-14-2006 04:43 PM

Jesus can fill in the blanks. After all, he is the Son of God. I suspect he can do all SORTS of cool things. Oh, ye of little faith.

Kagen4o4 03-14-2006 06:00 PM

just because youre the son of a hairdresser doesnt mean you know how to cut hair

busterb 03-14-2006 06:03 PM

If a cat has kittens in the oven, don't make them biscuits. :smack:

Trilby 03-14-2006 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Kagen4o4
just because youre the son of a hairdresser doesnt mean you know how to cut hair

I believe his magic powers were inherited. :rolleyes:

Kagen4o4 03-14-2006 06:47 PM

maybe the godly gene is submissive to the more dominant human gene

capnhowdy 03-14-2006 08:38 PM

designer genes? Let's hit the runway.

Kagen4o4 03-14-2006 10:42 PM

"intelligent designer genes" by CK

sandypossum 03-15-2006 06:21 AM

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dear jesus, spiritually physically, finacially. please dear lord, this letter. in this ones life the desires of the heart. we pray bless this letter. amen.
Hey, it all makes sense with a little translation. I sought the help of the wee babelfish (English to German to French to Greek to English) and got this:

the expensive Jesus, enterprises naturally, finacially. asks the expensive Lord, this letter in them lives the wishes of heart us asks blesses this letter amen.

See? That's a lot more honest, isn't it.

RaisenOx 03-15-2006 11:37 AM

Ha, I got one of those letters. It came with a "prayer rug". This was basically an optical illusion. It had a picture of Jesus with his eyes closed. If you stared at it long enough Jesus would appear to open his eyes and stare back at you. This means you're blessed and should send the church money right away.

Trilby 03-15-2006 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by RaisenOx
It came with a "prayer rug". This was basically an optical illusion. It had a picture of Jesus with his eyes closed. If you stared at it long enough Jesus would appear to open his eyes and stare back at you. This means you're blessed and should send the church money right away.

Nope, it means you copped some very excellent 'shrooms! ;)

PS-hello, RaisenOx. I love your name!

capnhowdy 03-16-2006 08:18 PM

Are 'shrooms still around?

I thought the gestapo started putting stuff in the cow chow to stop the growth.

Wow... talk about a flashback. Thanks, Brianna.

Kagen4o4 03-22-2006 03:18 AM

nice catch!!!! think about it....

http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/missile.jpeg

capnhowdy 03-24-2006 04:50 PM

WTF?
Let's think about a BILLION

Here's something thought provoking and a little disturbing!!!
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The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion" in a casual manner, think about whether you want the "politicians" spending your tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.

a.. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

b.. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

c.. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.

d.. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

e.. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.

While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans - It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.

Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans.

Interesting number, what does it mean?

Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, child), you each get $516, 528.

Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans, your home gets $1, 329,787

Or, if you are a family of four, your family gets $2,066,012.


Washington, D.C. !!! Are all your calculators broken????

Maybe everyone should just flood their houses, then we can all be on the "big easy" street for the rest of our lives, and forget about working, and paying taxes and all that useless stuff! :cool:

Kagen4o4 03-24-2006 05:39 PM

by the time you counted to 2 billion youd be dead
thank god we can count in multiples

Happy Monkey 03-24-2006 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy
Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, child), you each get $516, 528.

Houses weren't the only destroyed property. There's a hell of a lot of other infrastructure and commercial buildings.

Elspode 03-28-2006 11:44 AM

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There's been way too much talk in a picture thread, here, so here's this one.

I think the phrase at the right of this banner ad sort of sounds like something that LJ would say, perhaps right before, "Don't move, I'll get you a towel."


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