What an honor. I can see how important I am to you. I wish I could say the same for you but I'm really indifferent towards you. For all intents and purposes you're invisible. The only thing that makes you interesting at all to me is your name. And that's because I have a friend named Cam.

Let's see if I can muster up some hate for you. I don't hate you as a person but I do have a general distates and hatred of ignorance so I guess you could qualify that way. I also hate loudmouth delusional spineless retarded idiots who are incapable of rational thought, but I don't think you really qualify for this. Sycamore on the other hand is a perfect candidate for that catagory.

It was an effort to think of a way to hate you and now you want me to think of a simile for you? Ok, you are like a baloon because you're an airhead, you arguments hold no weight, and if you floated away nobody would miss you.

Awww! Aren't you cute as a button! *pats him on the head* Big words from a little man! So precious!

He said smilies, nutstain.

Ahhhhh how clever :) :D ;) :p :cool: :rolleyes:

Maybe he's enjoying it?

I think he got her mailorder.

Yeah...so desperate for a woman that he had to go overseas.

Try again cum bubble. I just happened to be overseas while on vacation. Those of us who make a decent living do that sort of thing. Perhaps when you get promoted to the assistant manager of your neighborhood McDonalds, you'll find out what that's like.

She's better looking, kinder, and more cultured, intelligent, and caring than any woman a loser like you have ever known let alone dreamed to be marrying. And she's lucky to have a guy like me just as I'm lucky to have a woman like her. We're a match made in heaven.

Sorry, but the only thing on mail order is your inflatable sheep. I'm sure you'll be happy together.

You'll never

Find a woman

As good as mine. No matter where on earth you travel. Because you're a loser.

Yeah? So sucking dick on Sunset Blvd. pays you well, eh? That's great, Radar. It's awesome that you suck so much dick that you can buy a trophy wife. That's what this country is all about!

Stealing photos from the internet will get you nowhere.

Sycamore, you seem to know more about sucking dick than anyone I know. Don't hate me because I'm more than you'll ever be. Don't hate me because I'm your intellectual superior. Don't hate me because women find me more attractive than you. Don't hate me because I'm a better man than you'll ever be. Hate yourself for being a pathetic whining loser who has nothing to offer to the world but ignorance and bitterness.