Did we ever find out what we DO call an African-American man who flies planes for a living?

...only if you've not much to do at the moment - don't put off anything important to let me know... I've bags of time right now....

Oh yeah, I see it now - got a bit lost with everything else going on around it at the time.

You racist son of a bitch.

I think this fits here...

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Ouch

He's certainly being given a hard time - by all and sundry

americans want to know too?

So Michael Barrymore got it in the pool with a dildo. But why do we care? And is that actually even *unusual* these days?

Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A. Anyone can roast beef.

Q. What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
A. The taste!

Q. What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?
A. The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny.

Not quite Patrick. The death of Stuart Lubbock at Barrymore's house after a drug-laden gay party, failed to be solved. All the guests clammed up and Barrymore, whose antics had generally been tolerated by the media and public up until then, fell totally out of favour and has never recovered. An-ill-fated attempt to regain favour by appearing on Celebrity Big Brother last year created the same rejection. His arrest awakens the belief ( albeit so far unfounded) that he was implicated in the guy's death (found drowned face down in Barrymore's pool, full of drugs and sexually abused). The Cluedo photo is somewhat typical of the way such situations are so often tastelessly satirised.

Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

A: Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Thanks for the summary, CF. I usually have a hard time with pop-culture references like this..

Me too, clueless.

Why did god make white chocolate?
So black children can smear something on their face.
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What do Virginia Tech & Mount Everest have in common?
Both are Minus 33 and have killer slopes!
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I had some money I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange
window at my local bank. I was in the short line......just one person ahead of
me, an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. He was more
than a little agitated. He asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday I get
two hunat dolla for yen, today get one hunat eighty: Why it change?"

The teller replied, "Fluctuations".

The Asian man yells, "Fluc you white guys, too!"
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Why couldn't Chris Benoit kiss his son goodnight?
Because the pillow was in the way.
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How many IBM CPU's does it take to execute a job?
Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2. The problem is getting them in there.