no you don't. you act like you're 51. who the hell are you trying to kid, grandma? ;)

60 :)

22 in a 35-year-old body.

OOOOh, how did one so old become so wise, oh, grasshopper? :eek:
(I can write this cuz Bruce has only got 6 years on me. The rest of you need to respect your elders ;) )

May 2nd is my birthday - my wedding anniversary used to be June 18th Cyclefrance, that is before I kicked him to the curb.

35 French years

I don't know how much is it in US units.
70 gallons, 21 stones or 1360.497 miles ?... :eek6:

I will note that against my birth date as something of extreme significance _ ex hubs (or rather disposal of same) should definitely take precedence over ex Beatles (Ringo and Paul must be well into pension age by now anyway)....

I'm pretty sure that in imperial measures that equates to at least 10 furlongs which as anyone knows is 220 chains - that makes you an FBA* I believe.

*Francais Bien Age (sorry no accent acut on my keyboard :typing: )

My birthday is Feb. 29, 1964; so that makes me really only 10. I'll have to wait until 2008 before I get a 'happy birthday' from any of you hippies.

Happy Birthday Brianna

A List of Ages (last added: Skunks)
 

The Cellar Exclusive ;)

18 Skunks
19 ashke
19 Bullitt
21 Kagen4o4
21 Sun_Sparkz
21 Iggy
23 grant
23 bigw00dy
24 superbaton
27 melidasaur
29 Happy Monkey
29 Dagney
29 LabRat
29 sycamore
30 Pie
31 lookout123
32 Silly
33 seakdivers
33 jinx
34 vsp
35 mrnoodle
35 itsjulie
35 lumberjim
35 OnyxCougar
35 Guyute
35 bargalunan
36 Radar
36 plthijinx
36 SteveDallas
36 redsonia
37 BrianR
38 Silent
38 glatt
38 bluecuracao
39 Bruce 9012
41 zippyt
41 Hobbs
41 Brianna (10 in leap years)
41 Undertoad
41 Griff
42 cjjulie
43 wolf
43 warch
46 Brett's Honey
48 be-bop
49 Lucy
49 Urbane Guerilla
51 dar512
52 barefoot serpent
53 marichiko (Imnotabrat!)
58 Cyclefrance
60 xoxoxoBruce
61 dev

Median Age: 35
Total Age: 1860
Average Age (53): 35

With...

2564 Buddha

Median Age: 35
Total Age: 4424
Average Age (54): 82

Exluded from calculations:

richlevy mid-40s
God middle age
BigV ~46

Interesting, thanks for the stats. We need to update the cellar's tagline with something to the effect of "Over 1700 years life experience, just a click away" or something like that (but better).

I'll be 2,564 years old next April 8, and I must say that I don't feel a day over 2,000. ;)

Pushing fifty hard, at seven times seven.

I never get carded. The gray in my beard lends me gravitas, while the thinning hair on top lends me sunburn.

CycleFrance, this board supports hand-entering ASCII code, so you can be as bien agé as you like, with (use the keypad on the right side of the clavier) Alt + 0233. Accent grave - è - is Alt + 0322. Hold down Alt and input the numbers.

And here's the baby of the group.. 19!!
You're welcome for your social checks you old foagies :thumb:

We've got another one coming up, too...so make sure and hit those Wal Mart registry computers real quick for your gift giving planning. Myself, I've registered Geritol, Dr. Scholl's and Depends.

Excluded from the excluded list...cool, how excluive can you get? Even God can't join my club. ;)

No offense, but this old fogie has contributed far more to your grandparents' SS benefits than you've contributed to mine, so get your ass to work, wouldja?! :mg:

Yeah, tell my boss to give me a raise from $7.50/hr after 4 years of loyal work and I'll get right on that

No prob. I'll tell the SOB what's what and who's who...what's his email address?

I'm pretty sure you'll have a tidy raise in no time. Either that, or you'll be unemployed. :D

hey! you forgot Efferdent Plus® Denture Cleanser! ;)

29...I'll be 30 on October 12th.

My birthday is May 6, 1982.

Other things that have happened on May 6:
events -

• 1527 - Spanish and German troops sack Rome; some consider this the end of the Renaissance.
• 1536 - King Henry VIII orders Bible be placed in every church.
• 1682 - Louis XIV of France moves his court to Versailles.
• 1937 - Hindenburg disaster: The German zeppelin Hindenburg catches fire and is destroyed within a minute while attempting to dock at Lakehurst, New Jersey. Thirty-six people are killed.

births -

• 1397 - King Sejong the Great, inventor of the Korean alphabet (d. 1450)
• 1758 - Maximilien Robespierre, French Revolutionary (d. 1794)
• 1856 - Sigmund Freud, Austrian psychiatrist (d. 1939)
• 1915 - Orson Welles, American director (d. 1985)
• 1931 - Willie Mays, baseball player
• 1937 - Rubin 'Hurricane' Carter, American boxer
• 1945 - Bob Seger, American singer
• 1953 - Tony Blair, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
• 1961 - George Clooney, American actor

deaths -

• 1862 - Henry David Thoreau, American author and philosopher (b. 1817)
• 1910 - King Edward VII of the United Kingdom (b. 1841)
• 1992 - Marlene Dietrich, German actress (b. 1901)
• 1995 - Maria Pia de Saxe-Coburg-Gotha-Braganca (b. 1907)
• 2002 - Pim Fortuyn, Dutch politician (assassinated) (b. 1948)

All of this stolen from Wikipedia's wonderful calendar feature.

big earner are you?

43, and it feels good. :)

And for me reading glasses. I'm always pushing mine to the top of my head, and searching frantically around for them, a spare pair would be nice. I could then walk around the house with TWO pairs of reading glasses on top of my head, wondering where I'd misplaced them.

Oh, and big bottles of aspirin for my arthritis. A walker would be nice, but I could make do with a cane in a pinch (good for clubbing boy scouts attempting to help me across the street)! :D

Also excluded from BigV's numbers are.....BigV's age! (Unless I've missed it somewhere). He said to just do the math. Let's see...elder SonofV just went to college....my son turned 18 this year and I'm 46......so you're about 46 BigV?

(I assume he's probably younger since I had my son at 27 and my daughter at 30, but I thought doing the math and making him 46 might make him reveal his true age!)

Wisdom comes from experience.
Experience comes from making every fucking mistake imaginable......more than once. :o

[quote]Wisdom comes from experience.
Experience comes from making every fucking mistake imaginable......more than once.
[quote] XOB
great sig line, Bruce.
Capnhowdy's B-day is May 12, 1954. Never thought I'd disclose that on this (or any) site. And yes I'm a geezer. I'm considering posting my pic on the members list but I hate questions about what happened to my legs........

Why? What happened to your legs? See....couldnt stop myself.

I think that brat, Aske, is gonna need to redo the stats. All by himself the Buddha raises the average age here to 49 (didn't feel like adding up everyone else's ages, too). Old fogies ROCK! :D

I is 34.

39 cancer

41 with the other cool folks.

I really hate to rain on the hoity-toity 19-year-olds parade, but I turned 18 in June.

Neener?

(It's like geriatrics in a pissing contest, or something, but in reverse.)

What I love is the range. Age is just not a discriminating factor here.

[quote=warch]Why? What happened to your legs? /QUOTE]

And while you're explaining the legs, what was the last user title you're apologizing for? Just curious............

missed church this Sunday due to hangover......

Yep. We all crap on and get crapped on equally despite age;). I love the internet.

:repuke:

I make it a point to avoid telling people my age, especially at work. I always have to go through a "Really? No, seriously??" ordeal, and sometimes even have to fish out my driver's license. And in the end, I inevitably lose respect since I turn out to be younger than people think I am.

Nice to hear from you dev. How's Ruthie?

I'm getting better. I think I'll go for a walk.

A clearsighted woman told me my soul was born before Atlantis.
Does it count ?

Could comfort some old and depressive people to be under the average... ;)

List of Ages (last added: Skunks)
 

This feels like I'm cheating on my post count but, here, just for marchiko ;)

If you feel like that is cheating, I wonder how you feel about the word association thread?

Hmm, you have a point there. But I updated this on my first list on page 5 already. So it feels like I'm repeating myself. Whereas at word association... ^_^;;;; it's not?

My small posting philosophy.

You rang?

Also, (as he pads his post count), ashke, thank you for including me on your list. A couple of questions: 1 -- what does your user title mean? and 2 -- could you explain the difference in mean age and median age and why they're two different things and yet are the same number. Pretend you're explaining it to a six year old, because in the following forty I didn't learn anything new about statistics. Thanks in advance.

Mean is the average you learned to do in school. That means that you add up all the numbers and divide by the number of numbers.

The median is the actual middle. The median is a more stable measure than the "average" because the average gets pulled +/- by extremely high and low values (like Buddha ...) If the mean and the median are the same, that usually means that you have a nice bell curve-y distribution.

You don't want to know about the mode. You just don't.

@_@ I just went back to the median formula. Ergh, I'm wrong! The median age now should be 36 instead of 35. :wstupid:

I suppose I could add mode since it'll make up the 3 Ms. Mode is the value that occurs most often.

BigV: My user title means "How are you?" in Chinese.

wolf: Thank you. That's very helpful.

ashke: Thank you, also very helpful. Your English is impeccable, can you render your title into phonetic English? I'd like to know how to say "How are you?" in Chinese. But the character set there utterly defeats me.

Could everybody just stop wondering about how to say shit in Chinese? For ONCE? Everytime some poor Chinese dude or dudette (yet to see) saunters by here everyone hails them for interpretations! It's really quite embarrassing. Learn your own Chinese! They've obviously learned a bit of English! Sheesh!

Hey, Brianna:

http://www.formosa-translation.com/c.../bb/bzz130.gif

Look it up. Or, you could ask ashke to translate it for you.

What's up with you, lately, Brianna? BigV was just expressing a friendly intrest in Aske's language. When I tried to make peace with you on the "learned helplessness" thread and said I'd back you and that you were just a DIFFERENT sort of TOUGH girl then Wolf, you wouldn't have any of it.

Chill out. Please?

She's probably on a diet. ;)

I noticed that TW hasn't come clean with his age yet. I just courious. No one I know under the age of 60 uses the phrase "devil in the detail." I could be wrong...I'm just saying here.... ;)

Well, I have been known to use it, but I hate to infringe on tw's copyright of the phrase. ;)

Hmmm....53. Not quite 60, but dangerously close. :p

And 41 is getting on up there toward 53. Reflections in your side view mirrors are closer than they appear. You'll be up where I am in no time at all, son! :eek: