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Ibby 07-10-2006 06:08 PM
I'm glad I dont use Professional, cause I SO pressed that.

dar512 07-10-2006 07:40 PM
I think that's actually a driver thing. At least it was on my work machine. When I got my new machine last year I couldn't figure out why control-alt-up arrow wasn't working in Eclipse (Java IDE). It really ticked me off when I found out. Drivers should not preempt key combinations by default.

Elspode 07-10-2006 09:37 PM
What are you guys, a bunch of sadists? *What* happens when you press Ctrl Alt UpArrow?

Happy Monkey 07-10-2006 10:08 PM
Nothing, usually. Now, the other arrows...

Kitsune 07-11-2006 08:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Elspode
What are you guys, a bunch of sadists? *What* happens when you press Ctrl Alt UpArrow?
It removes entire directory trees, instantly! Isn't that useful?

Beestie 07-11-2006 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Kitsune
It removes entire directory trees, instantly! Isn't that useful?
There's an easy way to prevent that.

Just create a file (any file - any format) then save it as spotted.owl and put it near the top.

footfootfoot 07-11-2006 11:45 AM
heh heh

Elspode 07-11-2006 06:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kitsune
It removes entire directory trees, instantly! Isn't that useful?
Microsoft's idea of a feature, eh? Or is it just a sick Easter egg?

Kitsune 07-11-2006 09:05 PM
Beestie, I'd add that to The Hall of Fame if it weren't already here.

BigV 07-12-2006 09:35 AM
So I was at Best Buy yesterday, and as I walked through the laptop showroom, I tried the ctrl-alt-down combo. Nuttin. Checked the properties of "My Computer", sure enough, XP Home. Tried again on the next one over. Voila! And the next one and the next one and the next one.... It was worth the karma cost! :lol:

Kitsune 07-12-2006 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by BigV
So I was at Best Buy yesterday, and as I walked through the laptop showroom, I tried the ctrl-alt-down combo. Nuttin. Checked the properties of "My Computer", sure enough, XP Home. Tried again on the next one over. Voila! And the next one and the next one and the next one.... It was worth the karma cost! :lol:
You guys are either full of shit or every copy of XP Pro that I run is broken. ("fixed"?) It doesn't do jack.

dar512 07-12-2006 10:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kitsune
You guys are either full of shit or every copy of XP Pro that I run is broken. ("fixed"?) It doesn't do jack.
I commented on this above. I don't think it's XP. I'm pretty sure it's a video driver thing. The Intel driver on my work machine did weird things with those keys until I turned it off.

BigV 07-12-2006 12:05 PM
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Solve the problem. With the computer comes the Intel Graphics Driver and it loads a program called hkcmd.exe. I disabled this through the program's hotkey tab and suddenly my Ctrl-Alt-Arrow started working again.

(This is c:\windows\system32\hkcmd.exe, labeled as HotKeysCmds in the HKLM>Software>Microsoft>windows>currentversion>run)
from here.
more
Intel video driver thang, I'm sure. Look for hkcmd.exe. If it's running, buckle up. If not, nothing. Normally, it runs on this pc. When I summoned task manager and ended that process, the key combo did nothing. Oh well.

Ibby 07-13-2006 06:45 PM
I decided that I wanted to put my ONE THOUSANDth post here.

BigV 07-20-2006 01:02 PM
dar512 makes a bold understatement, worthy of inclusion here.

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Originally Posted by dar512
It's not all organized religion, Els. I'm Catholic. My kids went/are going to Catholic grade school - where they teach evolution.

Not all those who believe in God and Jesus are brain-dead.
Yes, sir, dar512, and thank you for saying so.

Ibby 08-05-2006 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Spexxvet
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Originally Posted by tw
Look .... up in the sky ... it's a bird .... no, it's a plane ....
It's postdiarrheaman!

He confuses people with his ambiguity!
He muddles the issues with verbosity!

Mild mannered tw, in his one-track goal to convince the general public that W is an incompetent asshole, fights for truth? Justice? The American Way? Who can tell???!!!

Spexxvet 08-05-2006 06:46 PM
I'm honored!:redface:

BigV 09-13-2006 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Elspode
BTW, not all women are externally beautiful. Neither are all men. However, beauty is a sum, not a fraction. If you take up with a person based solely on their external appearances, you're asking for major life trouble.
Take a bow, Elspode.

Elspode 09-15-2006 11:18 PM
Gee...I don't know what to say. Strangely, I live my life by that principle. As an imperfect specimen myself (let's face it, I'm not even on the same conceptual *continent* as Perfect), I have long known that inside is more important than outside.

BigV 09-25-2006 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Beestie
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Originally Posted by Spexxvet
Chuck Norris can get in the last word in an argument with MaggieL
Let's at least try to keep this realistic.
Beestie displays his absolute mastery of deadpan irony.

BigV 09-25-2006 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by headsplice
Why are people afraid of terrorists? Yeah, they've done some nasty shit. But relatively speaking, they just aren't that effective unless the people that they're striking allow their fear to control them. Unfortunately, we (the US) are doing exactly that (what with the PATRIOT Act, domestic spying, rendition, and general pissing on the Constitution without public furor).
Welcome to the Hall of Fame, headsplice.

This excerpt of headsplice's post comes with a *lot* of context. This is an excellent discussion, but his remark stands out because it's so true and so eloquent.

Flint 10-12-2006 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by BigV
So, Ibram's not old enough to think you're an asshole?
I'm an adult--I'll co-sign for him: You're an asshole.

dar512 10-12-2006 04:14 PM
Flint - it's nice if you post a link, so that those of us who don't read the whole board all the time can see the context.

mrnoodle 10-12-2006 04:42 PM
I *think* that's from the "if you outlaw guns" thread, but I'm not sure.

Torrere 10-12-2006 06:52 PM
http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=273636&postcount=113

It is from the "if you outlaw guns, ..." thread. And the post by Urbane Guerrilla that prompted BigV's post was so incredibly condescending that UG deserves whatever abuse he gets.

Flint 10-12-2006 08:04 PM
I thought it was funny regardless of the context (like "who got PWNED" or whatever...)

Ibby 10-13-2006 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Flint
Quote:
Originally Posted by MaggieL
...poor marksmanship makes any firearm less effective.
So does ninjas.

Beestie 10-14-2006 03:25 AM
I submit Lumberjim to the Hall of Fame not on the basis of any post in particular but as a Lifetime Achievement Award for providing the Cellar with an as-yet never-ending stream of creative, fun and sometimes provocative ideas that have made the Cellar a better place.

LJ belongs in the Cellar Hall of Fame.

Cock!

zippyt 10-14-2006 11:15 AM
Seconded !!!

Flint 10-14-2006 08:02 PM
I'll contribute my cock to this...

lumberjim 10-14-2006 11:32 PM
oh, you dick! that's just rude. Now that $50 i sent you last week seems like a bribe. I feel so dirty. like a ....whoreberjim.

I'd like to nominate Ut and jinx and zippy and Pie and griiff and wolf and you, and bruce and foot3 and all the rest of you wankers for the same goddamn reason.

there is no I in team, motherfucker!

one cellar. one cock. one!

yeah, i like rum, so what?

SteveDallas 10-14-2006 11:54 PM
There is not I in team, but there is an M and an E.

zippyt 10-15-2006 12:05 AM
and an I in Lumberjim

Griff 10-15-2006 06:56 AM
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Originally Posted by lumberjim
one cellar. one cock.
nice

xoxoxoBruce 10-15-2006 03:15 PM
One Cock....many dicks. ;)

dar512 10-16-2006 09:03 AM
This has all been very inspiring in a grassroots-democracy/teamwork/win-one-for-the-gipper kind of way.

I'm thinking you probably wouldn't be allowed to teach it this way in high-school civics ... but lot more kids would pay attention.

Edited to add - I could actually hear the fife and drum soundtrack as I read this last bunch of posts. :)

mrnoodle 10-16-2006 11:10 AM
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NoBoxes 10-17-2006 04:16 AM
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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

From observation;

I understand where you're coming from but don't agree (with or without reasons).....will fly.

You don't agree with me so you're an asshole and your mother wears combat boots.....will not fly
Post: Debating? You mean it's not debasing? Oh crap...:smack:
Thread: Are conversations about relationships held hostage by political correctness? [Page 1]

I can personally testify to the validity of this statement. I have posted opinions for which I was unable to provide reasons due to various ethical considerations. My opinions did indeed fly, just not very far which was to be expected. xoxoxoBruce's observation provides an outstanding continuation of the theme set forth by the forum Administrator in the FAQ section:

"The Cellar: What It Is by Undertoad, owner/admin dude ...
The Cellar is like an electronic tavern. Behave as you might at a real-life tavern. Don't barge in and interrupt every table in the place. Walk in and sit down, wait for something you know about and politely put in your two cents. "I understand where you're coming from but don't agree." (with or without reasons) ... will fly. "You don't agree with me so you're an a**hole and your mother wears combat boots" ... will not fly.

Thank you for the observation xoxoxoBruce.

yesman065 10-17-2006 11:41 AM
I second the nomination, although I am admittedly biased.

mrnoodle 10-24-2006 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Lucy
And please, do not smoke the Anthurium Mold. Trust me on this one.
I dunno if it's quuuuuite up to the standards of the Hall of Fame committee, but it deserves honorable mention, or a "participant" ribbon.

Spexxvet 10-24-2006 02:39 PM
Reference thread?

Flint 10-24-2006 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Spexxvet
Reference thread?
Getting a lava plant to bloom

BigV 10-25-2006 10:29 AM
monster's debut in The Cellar's Hall of Fame comes from The (Blank) of the Beast. :lol2: sweet.

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Originally Posted by monster
"six, six, six... all you ever think about it six..."

Mrs Beast has the number of the Beast

Shawnee123 10-25-2006 11:01 AM
How do you reference a thread? This one is about the big Thai bras.

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Originally posted by Brianna
Those are some pretty big cups to fill.
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Originally Posted by case
That's what I was thinking. I am sure there is some porn star out there that would make use of them.
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Originally Posted by Shawnee123
Like who? Jenna Green Giant? :D
I'm nominating myself because, hey, that is just damn funny! ;)

Spexxvet 10-25-2006 11:11 AM
I second the nomination!

BigV 10-25-2006 11:20 AM
footfootfoot speaks the truth:

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot
So why exactly did the asshole get out of his seat and start the whole ball rolling? That kind of childish lack of self control about a fucking kids game is a perfect example of "who shouldn't be allowed to own a gun"

Flint 10-26-2006 09:37 AM
Lifetime Achievement Award for WTF Images: John

Flint 10-27-2006 08:22 AM
ouch
 
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Originally Posted by Jebediah
ROFL! That wasn't nice, you made milk shoot out of my nose.
Of course we all vividly remember how the TERRIBLE LIBERALS used Terry Shciavo trotted out Terry Schiavo for their own twisted purposes.

zippyt 10-29-2006 11:50 PM
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from Flint , CLASSIC !!!!

BigV 10-30-2006 08:00 PM
Dude. You are *the* Quick-Draw King of Zing! Read the thread opener to fully understand why. :lol2:
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Originally Posted by Griff
This has been Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy




pssst. scroll upward one post. ok, good.

BigV 11-01-2006 09:55 AM
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mrnoodle's sense of humor is fluent in text *and* pictures. And the combination is dynamite. You crack me up!
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Originally Posted by mrnoodle
it's not in email yet. damn phones

ugh tired of waiting. tweren't that funny nohow.
oh here it is


giving myself sugar goodnight. And with that.................

Ibby 11-02-2006 08:35 AM
Okay, so its not really from the cellar, but its between two cellarites (me and breakingnews), and its just so great, I have to put it here.

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wanger114: trust me, i'm just like you - i am hand and foot for every girl i like
wanger114: it feels great, and it is great
wanger114: but then along comes one ragged bitch who kicks you in the teeth and spits on you
wanger114: haha
wanger114: wow, i'm not bitter, i swear

Elspode 11-02-2006 01:33 PM
Assuming that you haven't nominated your own dialogue, and that what is here was from breakingnews, I have the following observations:

1) I find it not only amusing that he has chosen "wanger" as a handle (pun intended), but that apparently 113 others have done so before he got to it.

2) If he is indeed the only wanger, is the 114 an expression of measurement? If so, what units?

3) Bitter much? nah.

Spexxvet 11-08-2006 09:07 AM
From here

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Originally Posted by lumberjim
... really. but the attitude of superiority that so often goes hand in hand with it is insufferable to me. I have my own values that are probably different from yours. the difference is that because they are personally mine, i have no expectation that you should adhere to them.

religions require that you fall in line with predetermined sets of morals and cause you to feel like you;ve failed if you do it wrong. I have said before that i'm a pickandchoosist. this is why. It's not that i'm an immoral person, and think that religions are wrong. I just think that organized religion is mainly about exerting power over it's followers. And the followers sanction the influence by feeling guilt at their failure to conform to the mold of the perfect follower. i just think your religious philosophy should be a personal and private matter.

dar512 11-20-2006 09:09 AM
I nominate
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Originally Posted by Griff
(S)He was awesome! I can't wait for the next permutation. It is a wide world of fruitcake out there and the holidays are coming.
From the Ibram thread.

Flint 11-21-2006 09:28 AM
>>> LabRat's ass.

Spexxvet 11-21-2006 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Flint
>>> LabRat's ass.
'nuff said

Griff 11-24-2006 08:35 PM
Beestie chooses the high road.

Sundae 12-07-2006 09:39 AM

Flint 12-07-2006 09:42 PM
From: "the torture"

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Originally Posted by LabRat
This has been fun, but I didn't get a damn thing done this afternoon. We need to add a NSFP* warning on these.

*Not Safe For Productivity.
Out of ten pages, this was the only worthwhile comment. I think we need a "Labrat's Ass" smilie!


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