I once had a dentist named... Dr. Paine. My jaw still isn't right.

I once worked at a hospital that had a Doctor Doctor.

;)

Where I live two of my neighbours are James Brown and Jimmy Morrison. And I share a birthday with one Matt Brown.

Although we call her by her middle name, Patrice, my girlfriend's name is Janet Jackson.

I went to school with twins Richard and Peter Stiffe

RESURRECTION!!!

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Knew a dude named John Thomas.

John Thomas = a guy's junk, fyi.

Robert N Hood

goes by Bob, though. Rob N Hood would be more fun.

"Bobbin' Hood" would be a great title for a gay porno.

Is that all you ever think about? Jeez. You and your gay porn.

Here's one for all those "good Christians" out there..
Is there any name more hilarious than "Lu Ann Ballew"

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NPR
by Bill Chappell
August 12, 201310:58 AM

Judge Orders Baby's Name Changed From 'Messiah'

I'm not sure if this is an accent thing, or just a typical inability to get a joke by me. I'm practically an airport, the amount of jokes on here that fly over my head.

I know it's the death of a joke to explain it, so feel free to PM me instead!

The lesson here is to be careful what you insist on bringing before a judge. Family court judges can do whatever the fuck they want.

The upshot is, the kid's name hasn't actually legally been changed. It has only been ordered to be changed. If both parents are unhappy with the new name, they can just ignore the order and nothing will ever come of it. But if the dad is happy with the new first name (which also gives the kid his last name, which is what he went to court for in the first place,) then the dad can use the court order to officially change the name on the birth certificate.

it's the ... "hypocrisy" of it all. one person with a funny sounding name (it just sounds funny, say it and hear it) rejecting another person's funny sounding name "messiah". Really?

I thought there was a ref I wasn't getting.
Thanks :)

Naming your kid Messiah…

is pretty much guaranteed to give him a complex, isn't it?

I went to a dentist with the French name-"Sanchagrin", which in English means 'without pain'. He wasn't too bad looking either; those baby blues looking down into your mouth....

I wonder who Lu Ann Ballew

Yesterday, I met a man named Grover.

True Story®.

Ok, Peter Starr, motorcycle filmmaker extraordinaire, has a name a porn actor would kill for, but, "Wonder Wang"??? Come on, now...

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from 10/2013 issue of Motorcyclist

I was gonna post this in 'Questionable Headlines', but, it's more of a name thing:

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Lu Ann Ballew blown away...

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/19/us...ef=todayspaper
NY Times
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
September 18, 2013

Tennessee: Woman Allowed to Name Son Messiah

And all the roads that lead you there were winding
And all the lights that light the way are blinding
There are many things that I would like to say to you
But I don't know how

I said maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You're my wonder wang o/'

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That's Wonderwang!

... as in:

"75": silence

"184": silence

"493": scattered laughter

:confused:: ?

:right:: "Some of them hadn't heard that joke before."
.

this is reassuring

I work with someone named Bingo Ildefonso. No, really.

Many of the upper class here acquire names in the nursery that they never quite shake.
Tiggy, Binky, Sooty etc. Not the people I tend to have tea with though.

"Sooty?" :lol:

one of the first iotd's ever

http://cellar.org/pictures/sooty.jpg

Mary had a little lamb
It had a sooty foot
And into Mary's
Bread and jam
His sooty foot
He put

Numberwang:



That's the stupidest thing I've laughed my ass off at in a long time.

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This just has to be real:

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Heheheheh. Yeah, that's funny.

Here's one that made me laugh recently, whilst listening to a report about the House of Lords:

Susan Garden, Baroness Garden of Frognal - a British Liberal Democrat politician and member of the House of Lords.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Garden

Usually referred to as Lady Garden.

Mmmm...Lady Garden.

Among totally make up names there's Hugh Jarse and Hugh G. Rection

then again irl noduff I had a client years ago called Michael Hunt, and i never Never called him Mike.
you can imagine asking to tannoy him round the building and a female receptionist announcing "has anyone seen Mike Hunt, ......

I had a Wehne Wang in here the other day.

"weenee"? Hell, that by itself is fairly funny.

Phil McGroyne, Phil McCracken, Phil M. Hupp, Iva Biggun...

I've used these and more...

there was a lass in a town in the north east of the County of North Yorkshire called May Balls, no biggie until you find out her full name was May Ophelia Balls.

I tell you what, there's some raw work done at the font, that's for sure.
some parents should have been, if not drowned at birth, then certainly sterilised before they could mistreat their own kids.

... and the two Scottish gays, Ben Doon and Phil McCavity.
And their Irish neighbours Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.

And not forgetting the Irish President of the USA, Barack O'Bama

only to the mean girls.

what you do in private between consenting adults is your own affair:D

This is probably here. Urasis Dragen.

My favorite fake: Heywood Jablowmee


On NPR there's a reporter who is either Yuki Naguchi or Yukina Gucci. The way they say it, I just can't tell

Has anyone mentioned Dick Trickle?

Offered without comment.

The Guardian.

Awesome.

Brilliant.

No way!

Judge Stroker

I have a feeling I'd catch at least a weekend's worth of contempt charges...

...But seeing as the signs say 'beef' and 'something angus', I feel safe.

Everyone knows what you call a guy named Richard. Now, imagine his name, as listed in the phone book...

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Stiff, Dick

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