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My favorite 8 ball story from elsewhere:
Outlook not so good. - Wow. That magic 8 ball is smart. Let's see what it says about Excel. :p |
Mr 8 Ball,
What is the best food item to bring to a pot luck and why? |
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Access, on the other hand, rarely does. |
Magic 8 ball: the HR director has let insurance salesmen set up shop in our breakroom, and is enticing people into their grasp with the lure of free pizza. I'm torn between my absolute lust for free pizza and my aversion to listening to an insurance pitch.
so, is it appropriate to fart in the break room really loudly to drive the salespeople away in order to get no-strings-attached pizza? |
that depends on which kind of insurance they are selling and what firm they are from.
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Mr. 8 ball, Sir, will that lady ever pay me for my paintings?
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Magic 8 ball: if i am alone in the woods and i say something, am i still wrong?
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In the midst of the piled mass of tuna hotdish and mac salad, your fruit platter will shine forth like a shining beacon of bright shining goodness. |
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Would the world be a better place if everyone passed gass in the breakroom? Clearly, it would. Gas on, pizza boy, gass on. |
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So you're saying if he were married he'd still be wrong?
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or more wrong.
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just because i'm wrong doesn't mean i'm not right!;)
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he thought he was wrong once , but he was mistakned .
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Mr 8 Ball,
I just met this black bisexual cowgirl who I want to seduce. When we get back to my place, should I put on Marvin Gaye or George Strait? |
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sheesh. |
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since the magic 8 ball's wife is 9 months pregnant, the magic 8 ball is not getting rolled nearly enough.
prostnostications are very, very expensive prognostications are still cheap as free |
Mr 8 Ball
How do they make such highly effective pepper sprays and mustard gas when they can't make a good tasting low-fat mayo?
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I think we both know the answer. |
thank you so very much mr 8-ball I have been in need of a good laugh of late!
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but here's the question.. should I or should I not have sex with the old friend?
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I say go for it. If you're lucky, you might even end up getting to raise a child together with your bestest old friend! What could be more fun! |
thank you mr 8ball... for the record I did it anyway, and it was darn pleasant.. no children though
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Psh... tell me in another month, and then I'll believe you.
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fair enough..
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The Magic 8 Ball is back in session.
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Magic 8 ball, will my corset arrive in time for my night out Saturday?
And will my shoes give me blisters? |
Magic 8 Ball - will it happen or not?
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Ask a shitty question, get a shitty answer. The magic 8 ball is not your husband, he cannot read your mind. Now go fetch me a beer. |
Magic 8 ball - if my cultures croak again tomorrow, will I be able to figure out the problem before the next set is due to be put down?
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Magic 8 ball- Is Pushkin going to reject my resume? Leaving me at a new level of professional rejection (one that is more personal and sad for me)?
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Magic 8 ball - should i become a professional busker living for tips and cans of soup instead of continuing as a finance advisor with a chrysler and an apartment smelling of rich mahogany?
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Negrodamus, why do white people love Wayne Brady so much?
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Magic 8 Ball,
How can I get that mahogany smell out of my apartment? |
Magic 8 Ball:
Have you seen my socks? |
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Magic 8 ball, will we ever be able to consume all our nutrients in pill format so I don't have to cook anymore?
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lol - I will try again later - must rephrase and retry.....
back to the drawing board it is. |
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I've lost faith in 8-balldamus... I will no longer be needing its services. Unless it can bring back that great trend from a couple years ago where people incessantly quote the "YAAAYUH" "OHKAAAY!" and "WHAT??" catchphrases from the L'il Jon Chapelle's Show episodes. Gawd that was a fantastic time. |
magic 8 ball: what do your sources say?
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Magic 8 Ball:
Do you like the name 8-balldamus as much as I do? |
Magic 8 ball: When will humans finally cease to exist? If ever?
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Magic 8 ball you were wrong last time.
But your confident assessment that my corset wouldn't turn up on time made me all the more determined to chase it, and that's the only reason I got it in the end. So, in the hope that I can receive similarly useful advice: Will Dylan come back? Be kind, but honest Magic 8 ball |
Dear Magic 8 Ball, does anybody besides Ray Kurzweil really believe this "singularity" business?
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you said 'got it in the end'.....uh huh huh |
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