*cue Twilight Zone Theme*
:eyeball: :eyeball:

Eek! Actually, here's something I received from WebMD a while back...
http://ladysidhe.proboards39.com/ind...num=1108836454

Brianna, you are not going to die of a broken heart. This guy is not worth your pain and sorrow. You will come through this and you will be stronger for it. I know it and several others of us know it, as well. Just keep getting through every moment and it will start to get easier. It takes time...and it is agonizing, but you will make it.

Nah, I just wanted to keep the posts consecutive. I've already engaged in this thread discussion as Gwennie! and wanted to keep the continuity. Besides, wasn't that pic of me in the orange jump suit just priceless?

But, if you want to do The X-Files thing, here is some proof, ScullyWolf. UT can see that both members use the same static IP address exclusively. Sycamore can attest to the fact that at another forum, both members are known to be one individual.

As you know, in AA, it is best to have same-gender sponsors and support members. Online, I've only discussed AA and DUI issues as Gwennie! I really had to tell Brianna about jail before she faced the judge. Hearing my jail sentence made me feel horrible and thousands of things ran thru my mind. I was hoping to soften the blow for Brianna a little bit and let her know it can be survived.

Just 'cause you axed.

WTFF?
Right, OK people, you have to tell me these things, alright? I've been frozen
for thirty years, OK? Throw me a frickin bone here!
:confused:

3 foot, have you read this thread?

Of course....he won't bolt for fear of setting you off but he'll keep his distance and keep in touch so he'll have as much warning as possible for damage control if you make waves in his neat little pond.
And there's always the outside chance you'll come to your senses and return to the fan club. I have faith in you so I'm sure the sex was good for him. ;)

OH GREAT!

Now I suppose you all expect me to admit that I don't really have three feet.

It's true. [hangs head in shame] There, are you all satisfied? [/hangs head in shame]

Yeah. I am really trying not to annoy the living shit out of everyone here by continually bemoaning the facts or whatever. I'm being stupid and acting like a 16 year-old (which makes sense as that was the age I started using) and it feels very uncomfortable. I fell for him very hard and now am paying the price for not bailing at first sign of marriage-ness.

And the sex was good. Really good. But his equipment was tiny. I'll always have that, won't I? ;) :D

You have much more than that.
That's why he's worried you'll make waves. :worried:

Was going to tell you to take a breake & come visit me in the BIG city, but when you brought out the TINY. Forget it.:)

Brianna,

I have a small vacant studio above a bar in Bangkok, if need an exotic holiday. The bar owner Frank has a penchant for caucasian women as he's Burmese and you fancy a holiday romance?

damn if only I was a female! that sounds like fun.. then again.. being straight and all.. damnit!

I'm totally IN! A studio above a bar in Bangkok sounds PERFECT! :)
But--do you know if Burmese men have tiny equipment? :blush: 'Coz I don't want to be reminded of GeniusBoy. Ok, Ok...I promise not to comment on ANYONE'S equipment--or lack thereof--in future. It just made me feel better to say it. Immature.

And busterb---I'd never tell anyone in the Cellar about anyone else's equipment. Unless it was huge. Then I would. And please tell me-WHERE is there a Big City in MS? :)

bri, could you define "tiny" please?

Yeah. The size of MY left index finger. Mine, not yours. 2 1/4 inches long, 3/4-to maybe 1" in diameter. And he's got high blood pressure! You figure it out.

This I fell for? :smack:

I'm trying SO hard to get over him... :(

huh. guys are really walking around with gear like that? i seriously thought that was just a joke.

no - i'm not hung like a horse and making fun of people. just an average guy who really didn't know they came that small.

oh yeah - i assume that is his, um - excited state?

I don't think *I* knew they came that small...Bri, when compare to that, you could go bi...:D

I knew they came that small ::giggle::
It still cracks me up 15+ years later... It was explained to me at the time as "the Irish curse", but I've since discovered it was just that guy's curse and he was trying to take his countrymen down with him for some reason. :headshake

Most of the Irish men I've known (and I went to a Catholic high school literally flush with them) have had exceptional equipment and good driving records :D

And as for the going bi thing...well. I never thought of it that way but you're right! I'll be sure to let you all know if I 'turn'. :lol:

A guy I 'knew' that was about that same size made up for it with exceptional cunnilingal skills. :blush: Exceptional. :blush:

I think we effectively de-maled this thread.

I think it would be fun to have a thread for us girls to talk about our experiences...what do you ladies think? ;)

(of course, we would have to limit experiences to those with people outside the cellar I think)

*raises hand*

Um, I think I'm speaking for a lot of guys here...You go right ahead. You don't mind if we watch, though, ok?
:love:

Hey, no sexism here. It's gotta be open to all. There are loads of girls who are clueless about the finer points of the act.

well, that is kind of the point, noodlehead. :) We could offer advice to each other...hell, we could make it co-ed, but then it might just turn into a porn fest..which I guess isn't all that bad, either, but I dunno. We should just try it out, though...sex is such a big topic, but we never really have threads just about sex. Someone should run with this.

Ooh. I like it. Sort of like the Cellar meets Sex and the City.
"I dated this guy one time who had really awful tasting spunk..." :lol:

Should we do it? I mean...start the thread?

go ahead. start it and have some fun.

[quote=And busterb---I'd never tell anyone in the Cellar about anyone else's equipment. Unless it was huge. Then I would. And please tell me-WHERE is there a Big City in MS? :)[/QUOTE] Sorry. I forgot to give directions. Here ya go.
Big city