Don't know if this has been posted...

http://www.eviltree.de/zoomquilt/zoom.htm

This is kind of freaky
 

I know it's a lot to read, but it's really interesting. I don't know if I believe it or not, although some of it seems true...
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Atla...ndcontrol.html

Wow, as I was doing this I thought "This would make a great screen saver". Then I went to http://zoomquilt.nikkki.net/ and found that they had it available as a screen saver.

This is just pathetic.

http://www.hshotties.com

(Note: this is not a porn site, at least, not in the sense of showing people without clothes.)

hey guys, i do most of my reading on my work computer these days. i get nervous about clicking links in this thread, could you tag them if they aren't NSFW?

thanks.

Please tell me this is a joke.

Abbott and George W. do Hu's on first...

the Starbucks Delocator
Lets say you would rather go to a "mom and pop" coffee shop instead of a Starbucks. You enable popups for this site and put in your zip code. It tells you what your options are if you don't want to go all corporate. It also lists the Starbucks, if that's your thing.

I added Ma's donuts to the site :) they have the best coffee on the island, and I like the owners- they deserve some free advertising.

psycho kitties

taking all the fun out of engrish/chinglish
 

This page shed some light on the reason why Asian attempts to translate things into English are so hilariously inaccurate. Turns out they have cooler, artier languages than us... :smack:

Still, I reserve the right to laugh at stuff like this:

Pizza delivery, deLuxe
 

Just in case you need to look something up. (no pictures, but may not get past some office or school content filters)

Contains many terms missed by Webster and the OED.

Many

:eek:



:thankyou:

Good one wolf! Very instructive. Now maybe I can increase my chances of knowing when some hanky panky is going on. My friends (married now) once use the phrase "baking cookies" as a euphemism for sex. Probably just slipped right by parents radar. I have two older teens in the house, and I'll keep tuned to a couple of new phrases. Of course I couldn't digest the whole dictionary, but it was fun browsing around.

On a different note, these kind of puzzles just drive me mad. I'm part the way through it and I took a break to pass on the link. I'll get back to the puzzle when I finish this post.....

Feeling the itch to be titilated in a different language? Scratch here.

heh heh heh ... she said Kinki.

Probably unintentional humor aside ... that is a terrible situation, but I amazed the Japanese are only just discovering this. The amount of ex-revenge of this type occuring here is probably pretty massive, judging from the amount of amateur porn available.

heheh... yeah, kinki. Actually, check out the sidebar articles. The Waiwai is a WHOLE SECTION of this kind of "news".

I couldn't sleep last night so I played with my "Stumble" button.

Here are a few links that I thought worthy of sharing, all are safe for work, although a few will waste time.

http://badassmovieimages.com/
http://www.blockland.us/blockland/index.asp?p=home
http://www.altonbrown.com/
http://rinkworks.com/dialect/
http://www.geology.smu.edu/~dpa-www/robo/nbot/
http://www.ritsumei.ac.jp/~akitaoka/cushione.html
http://www.ws.binghamton.edu/fridrich/video.html
http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Death_Trivia.html
http://www.cert.org/tech_tips/home_networks.html
http://www.wreckedexotics.com/
http://www.vetinfo.com/
http://www.re-date.com/
http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/
http://www.dumbfacts.com/facts.php?a=top25
http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A10101/addsub/
http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/computer.html
http://www.fast-rewind.com/
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page
http://www.jonhs.com/moviesounds/index.php
http://nac.tamu.edu/x075bb/survival.html
http://www.zefrank.com/byokal/kal2.html
http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/index_1.php
http://totl.net/VirusScanner/?
http://www.murphys-laws.com/
http://www.topsecretrecipies.com/
http://community.middlebury.edu/~mobrien/covers/
http://www.liberatedgames.com/gamelisting.php
http://www.cult-film.com/
http://www.netdisaster.com/
http://www.geocities.com/ben-fuzzybear/acronyms.html
http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/foreign-signs.html
http://www.brainyquote.com/
http://www.cockeyed.com/pranks/prank.html

This is fabulous.

http://www.4q.cc/vin/

Yes, fabulous AND educational. I never new half those things!

:lol2:

(crying as I write this)

I'll stop now. My tummy hurts.

"Vin Diesel is simultaneously the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. Except the Ugly part."

I am enjoying this totally too much.

(i just spent the weekend immersed in Vin Diesel movies ... watched Pitch Black, Dark Fury (which was unnecessary) and Chronicles of Riddick in one sitting ... oooh yeah!!

Oh my word. I have to go to work. I have to stop hitting the reload button.

"Vin Diesel is one of twelve men in the world with a license to hunt humans."

For Vin Diesel so loved the world, he gave us God.

:mg:

Oh my goodness.

Holy shit.

Now, I know I posted this link, but I decided to read a few more before I left work ... I am sitting here giggling like a little girl. Thank god my editor is not in the office today.

and with that i have to close that link. it is too much fun.

Contrary to what historians want you to believe the atomic bombs that were dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki were not actually bombs at all, they were actually Vin Diesel's orgasms. Vin has not had sex since, and may god help us all if he ever does.

Vin Diesel is the third Olsen Twin

and


Vin Diesel landed on the moon and wrote his name in piss on the far side. He got off of the moon by jumping high enough he fell back into the Earth's gravitational pull. He landed on his feet in Bangladesh.




That is all

I have been playing with this for a while, have read your responses, and haven't hit a repeat yet. I know it HAS to. I hope it has to.

some gems from tonight at work:

Vin Diesel is the gatekeeper to the Apocalypse. He is also the gatekeeper to the trash bin behind the Denny's on 4th Street in Boulder Colorado. Both of these are listed on his resume.

Vin Diesel coined the phrase "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!" When Bruce Willis stole it from him, Vin Diesel killed him with a poison-arrow frog. This is the prologue to The Sixth Sense.

I've hit some repeats, but this is the first time i've read:

Contrary to popular belief, the brassierre was not invented for feminine breast support, but to function as a jockstrap for Vin Diesel's gargantuan testicles.


Will Smith once said, "I got to get me one of these." Vin Diesel does in fact have one of those.

i've only had one repeat so far and it was kind of lame.

what i have found is that these facts have a compounding effect. the first 2 or 3 don't make me laugh, but by the time i get to the 7th or 8th i have a wide open grin, number 11 usually marks the first audible laugh.

And now for something completely different, http://www.nizkor.org/features/falla...dex.html#index



by Vin Diesel

As they say, because newer is not always better. oldversion.com

NASA captured a martian dust devil on camera two weeks ago.

That's cool. I like the part about the thermocline being as close as 2 meters from the surface. I'd have warm feet and a cold head! Wild.

This one seemed a little interesting.....and I didn't do as well as I had thought I would :)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbo...nseschallenge/

I demand a recount. Better yet an arbitrator. Some of there answers were pretty subjective. Like what tastes better. :p

Or this. I got about 45 points. Who says we know nothing about the States? :eyebrow:

I got 12 out of 20 on the sense test. I have to agree that the taste combinations were arbitrary as hell.

All they wanted you to do was choose the sweet/salty combinations. But I think it's a little silly to expect most people to know what caviar tastes like.

It tastes like stinky, salty fish eggs...ick.

How does the test know what I like on my white chocolate??? Of the choices offered, I was very certain that I would enjoy it most with broccoli.

Caviar makes me puke (anything fishy does) so I ruled that choice out immediately!

A test. I got 14/16. It's tricky.

Might trip netnanny, but pictures are work-safe.

MMmmmm :yum: I love the little crunch when they burst in between my teeth.

:vomitblu:
Yech! I didn't want to look long enough to take the quiz.

This guy keeps a log of the funny, weird, sometimes wise things he overhears while riding the tube. The tube being the Brit equivalent of a subway. I don't get out much, I didn't know it was called that.

Anyway, some of the lines are pretty funny:

"Eventually, everyone in Asia will get adopted by Angelina Jolie. "
"No. She is not my identical twin. I'm male and she's female - we can't be identical"

"Apparently, all the koalas in Australia have chlamydia."

Haha, reminds me of:

www.overheardinnewyork.com

and

www.overheardintheoffice.com

I think I may have posted these before, but you should look again.

From MrNoodle's link:
a cellarite perhaps?
it is starting to sound like DanaC...
BWHAHAHAHAHA
ya think?
IOTD?
Catwoman?
better check those directions
well, if it was heard in London, it must be true...
Jaguar?
sounds innocent enough for future serial killer.

and from BN's overheardinnewyork:

this is beautiful.

Every time I read lookout's sig I have to go spend 10 minutes at that damn Vin Diesel site. A few new ones have popped up....

It is commonly believed that the RMS Titanic sank after a collision with an iceberg. In fact, the ship had struck Vin Diesel, who was swimming laps of the Atlantic Ocean. The icebergs were there, but they were being towed by Vin as something to chew on when he got bored.

and

Vin Diesel defeated the Red Baron by clapping his hands together once.

The silliness never fails to make my day. Damn you, Vin Diesel site.

For Steve Jackson fans, here's something along the lines of the Vin Diesel site:

Warehoues 23 Basement

HM, why is this Steve Jackson material?

The Steve Jackson I remember gave the world Snit's Revenge and The Awful Green Things From Outer Space....

It's by Steve Jackson Games, inspired by, among other things, the Illuminati card game.

If you have some time and for broadband only.

www.oddtodd.com

Found this on another forum that reads these:

Vin Diesel actually shot the sheriff and the deputy, he just let Eric Clapton take the blame.

That makes Eric Clapton, what? Bob Marley's press agent?! :eyebrow: