We have much to learn at the feet of clear-blooded Rich.

Rich2741 posting on Reagan's funeral at the site Syc mentioned. I read this last night but was waiting to see how he comported himself, before mentioning it. BTW, my family got here in 1628.

Clothes make the man!

The funny thing is, just about everyone has as distinguished a pedigree as Rich. The only difference is that Rich actually has documentation that can trace his.

For example, there are 35 million decendants of the Mayflower Pilgrims. Having ancestors that came over on the Mayflower does not make you special. It makes you one of the teeming millions.

I can trace branches of my family back pretty far, and there are some interesting tidbits there. I can do all this tracing, because some of my relatives and family members have an interest and did all the research. My family tree is interesting, but that's about it. To take credit (or blame) for being born into a particuar family is just insane.

We are all decendants of the group of first humans living in the horn of Africa 4 million years ago. Nobody can trace their family trees back to this beginning. Some can trace back further than others, but that doesn't make them special.

Your actions define you, your ancestors don't.

Unless they left you a pile of money.:D

too true.

I hope rich2741 won't leave us. I need his wisdom and all his respect and dignity to become as witty and cool and especially beautiful.

OK. Nevermind. This was a stupid thing to say. We inherit much from our parents and that makes us who we are. Good and bad.

But taking credit for being part of a family is asinine.

My family came over in the 1620's. Some also came over in the 1920's. Which branch do I take credit for?

The first white child born in what is now New York was my ancestor. Another ancestor was know as a mean, lousy drunk who picked fist fights with everyone in his small Pennsylvanian coal mining town. Do I get to take credit for one but not the other?

dude, you're not missing anything. i attempted to have a little flame war with him on his site, and it was weak at best. he quickly degraded to 8th grade sexual insults, and off base references to monkies, tutus, and his big brain.

whatevah.

Maybe my ancestors throw you out of Europe because over here we didn't like you and that's why we still don't like you. So we help all the other people in the world to hurt and kill you!

jinx, do me a favor and ask the 8ball if rich is busy masturbating at the moment and can't reply.

Slow day at work, eh Jim?

Seriously, let it go...the last thing we need is more of his fuckhead friends coming over here. Not to mention, you fucked with their bandwidth.

I have to say I'm with syc, if we ignore it it might go get itself garrotted.

HOLY SHIT!!! That site is stealing bandwidth from Cellar! Fucking bastards!

link

so i linked a couple pics. i already apologized to the boss. i'm not too savvy with the technical end of things.

i'd have deleted the 2 or 3 pics i linked, but then my jokes would not be funny anymore. how are they stealing bandwidth?

Someone did the same thing you did in the thread I linked.

hmmmm. wonder if skippy is a member here?

Richiepoo keeps threatening to give you a verbal beatdown, but I haven't seen shit yet.

How do you know it was linked and not copied?:confused:

No, you were right the first time. Just because we inherit and learn from our forebearers, doesn't mean we can/must take credit/blame for their actions.
Should I hang my head in shame because my great whatever was Jack the Ripper. I don't think so.;)

Bruce, when you view the picture itself, this is the address that comes up: http://cellar.org/2004/phillytapes.jpg.

I like the way the poster tried to justify it when Jim called him out on it...

Hey assf**k, I credited the source if you bothered to read so STFU- who the hell is this turkey??????

Of course, that doesn't mean shit...he's still stealing bandwidth from UT.

Tony should change that picture to Goatse.

Did someone else go over there and start shit besides Jim?

A user called upyours. How painfully clever. Give it a rest. I'm not interested in feuding...I don't even know you people.

I believe your quarrel is with Rich. It originated here, let it also end here. I'm asking NICELY now. Which is a lot more than I ever got from you people in the first place.

*whistles innocently*

Good for you. It takes quite the thinker to be a forum troll. Maybe one day you can be a l33t haX0r just like Jeff K.

steve, i apologize for pooping in your yard. rich did start it, though. fueds are stupid, and you don't seem like a bad guy. as my account over there is now deleted, you can expect no more shenanignas from me as long as rich behaves. go with god. or allah. or rich if he is, as he seems to think, a living deity. just kidding. peace be with you and with your spirit.

Well listen bitch, we didn't start this, your site is still stealing bandwidth and then you have the nerve to delete posts without even bother to replying.
In short, fuck you.

As I said, in short, keep your animals on a shorter leash.

Two people from here apparently came over and gave you guys some shit. Though that's not cool, in the grand scheme of things, BFD. Block their IP.

Anyone is welcome to post here, so long as they follow the 4 rules, though I suspect folks like Rich might get bored.

Jag, Steve is not responsible for Rich. Rich appears to be a big boy, and we can deal with him appropriately here.

Keep it cool, baby.

Actually my site is NOT stealing your bandwidth, so kindly check thyself.

I take no responsibility for the actions of others, just as I do not expect whoever the forum administrator is here to. You are a disrespectful savage and would be wise to choose your battles more carefully in the future.

In regard to my web hosting packages, first of all, what the hell does that have to do with ANYTHING? Secondly, I'm merely a reseller dude. I have no say in it at all.

I deleted your post because you purposely disrespected "My Yard" as it's come to be called. It's a dead issue as far as I'm concerned and if it persists, I'd prefer for it to be here, where it DID originate. Now, I've tried to be nice about distancing myself from this and that time is now over.

So for the last time, leave me and my site out of your troll brigade and I will kindly not return here. As for Rich, well that's between you all.

lumberjim, I appreciate your attempted sentiment.

Yea I know, I'm just feeling petty tonight I think. Something about this got my goat, rich seemed keep to carry things over so I was willing to oblige.

If I really wanted to be an ass I'd take advantage of a couple of intersting db flaws in that shitty forum software they're running to cause some real havoc. Fuckit I'm getting back to work.

The point steve is simple, we don't want it here either, he started it here and seemed desperate to carry it over so we obliged. Best thing from here is that rich fucks off and never comes back, the thread on your board delete and we can all forget we ever had to come in contact.

If rich wants to troll around here you can expect the same.

Agreed, glad to delete it. But I see you've edited your post. WTF and I mean that to read in great volume, do you not understand about me not being Rich's keeper. I'm sure he's a member of some other forums too, why not take turns?


Sure guy. see my l33t haX0r remark above. destruction is easy, let's see you make something.

Well, if that's that, then that's that. Farewell.

Well he seems to love your place, you should be in a position to exert a little pressure on him that will make everyone's lives easier.

I've written forum software, that count?

Come the morning (it's 2am here) I'll regret this mess but ah well.

I am not Rich's keeper. I want you to write that on a chalkboard 5,000,000 times.

I am not Rich's keeper
I am not Rich's keeper
I am not Rich's keeper
I am not Rich's keeper
I am not Rich's keeper
I am not Rich's keeper
I am not Rich's keeper
well you get it...don't you?

Written forum software huh? I can't tell you how much that excites me. My nipples are in fact erect.

Now Mr. Last Word Freak (I recognize my own kind) I'm leaving, barring any fork tongued remarks.

Well, I'm giving you motivation to be aren't I?
Christ, coercion has never been so difficult to explain before.

Christ, Jag, have a gin and tonic and relax in the cool breeze for a while.

Actually, Steve seems like a decent guy, I wouldn't mind him hanging around, though I doubt he will. C'mon, he knows JeffK!

Rich, on the other hand, reminds me of mrmarket. Though I suspect Rich is probably a bit less hairy. Because one would almost have to be.

I am simply amazed at my luck. I had never even visited a message board before i stumbled in through the IOTD door. Now, I hold other boards (c'mon, we've all looked around on slow days) up to the cellar, and they pale in comparison. vastly. I shudder to think of what kind of a self righteous assmunch I would have turned into if I had taken a toe hold there instead.

Actually, I probably would have discounted the possibility of taking anything of worht from an online forum period.

UT, I want to say thanks again. I also want to congratulate your excellent sense of taste with regards to colors/avatars/siglines. that site looks like someone vommited a carnival.

KUDOS!

You would have become even more of a self-righteous assmunch than you already are. :)

right, but as we all see now(thanks, rich), it could have been MUCH MUCH worse.......*shiver*

I'll start the paperwork.

Holy shit, he IS radar.

I would truly love to see the two of them go at it.

steel cage.

TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES! TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES! TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES! TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES! TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES! TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES! TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES! TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES! TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES! TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES! TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES! TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES! TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES! TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES! TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES! (etc.)

Personality-wise, yes. Politically, no.

I would like to see Rich and Radar bare-knuckle it though. Goddamn, that would be fun.

Why would you let a message board dictate your personality?

It would be like watching a snake and a big sewer rat fight. Who would win? Who would care?

well, i was being slightly dramatic in order to make a point, but still, the people we talk to on a daily basis have influence on how we act. like it or not. if you hang out with assholes, there;s a pretty good chance you will begin to display assholic tendencies. these guys make you look like alan alda, for chrissakes.

that's also why your coolness quotient has risen since you've known me. ;)

Sometimes, it's just fun to watch people beat the shit out of each other. :)

I read the thread today oh boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well I just had to laugh:haha:

and yet, he lurks. i lost a screen capture that had him sending email to another member. drat.

looks like the hooks are set. he's viewing the current events forum right now.

i'm so gay. sorry, steve. you're welcome here, like everyone.

Merely answering my email subscription emails. I'm not foolish enough to turn my back just yet. As for the email, that's not really your business. Truly, I mean no harm, nor will I further disturb you unless summoned.

In the real world, yeah, nature and nurture clash constantly. I don't know if that translates the same online though.

You've got it backwards, but I understand...it's been a busy day for you. ;)

Do as you wish, but we welcome all comers.

It's very rare that anyone commits the unspeakable wrongs ... trying to break the board, using the board to break the law, or being insufferably annoying. Using the board to break the balls is actually okay ...

Damn I hate showing up late.

Originally posted by sycamoreRadar would kick the slobber-knockin' shit outta that pretty boy - thumbnail blades not withstanding.

Originally posted by Steve Speaking for myself, you seem like you'd fit right in. Don't feel the need to be a stranger.

Tell you what: we'll even keep jag in his cage for an extra hour! :D

just kidding jag!!

urgh.
Ah well, I needed to blow off some steam, that did the job.