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glatt 04-28-2004 01:39 PM

SM:
Just picking names at random, are you two steps away from:

Britney Spears?

Warren Zevon? (may he rest in peace)

John Williams?

richlevy 04-28-2004 03:23 PM

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Originally posted by staceyv
i had sex in the laundry room of a navy frigatte.
i had sex in my mom's bed when i was a teenager.
i had sex with my mom's boyfriend when i was 17.

Well, since you can't spell frigate, I guess its NOT number 1.
For your sake, I'm hoping it's #2.

lumberjim 04-28-2004 03:37 PM

sm,
can you get me some dave matthews tickets?

for free? :)

smoothmoniker 04-28-2004 03:41 PM

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Originally posted by lumberjim
sm,
can you get me some dave matthews tickets?

for free? :)

No, but I can get you a Dave Matthew's CD

for 16.99



-sm

smoothmoniker 04-28-2004 04:07 PM

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Originally posted by glatt


Britney Spears?


Rich Channer, her tour manager for the Onyx hotel, was the production manager for Bobby Caldwell on several of our trips to Japan.
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Warren Zevon? (may he rest in peace)

OK, give me a little bit of slack, because this takes more that two steps and is a little convoluted - it probably doesn't even count. Zevon frequently recorded at Cherokee studios here in LA (now closed, RIP), and did so at the same time as Jane's Addiction, who were produced by a guy named Dave Jerden. I just finished working with Dave on his new artist, Consuelo Costin. I had to google that one.


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John Williams?
I'll assume you mean the film composer and not the classical guitarist. I work frequently with a friend named Joe DiBlasi, who is a slamming guitarist. He played the guitar sessions for Raiders of the Lost Ark, along with almost every other movie in the 80's and early 90's.

-sm

edit: I [tags] for suck

glatt 04-28-2004 04:34 PM

Damn, I thought I might stump you on John Williams, but no dice.


I'm impressed.

DanaC 04-28-2004 04:42 PM

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I'll assume you mean the film composer and not the classical guitarist
They are not the same guy? all these years I thought they were the same guy....I had of the guitarist's albums .damn

glatt 04-28-2004 04:45 PM

I've got one of the guitarists CDs and also a few of the other's soundtracks.

Both are pretty damn talented.

Nerollss 04-28-2004 06:26 PM

and ...
 
My lover one time brought a friend to my place and we ended up with a threesome within a minute.

I woke up on New Year's Day next to the most gorgeous naked bodies I ever saw in my life.

I once slept with three siblings with a one-month period. TThat was fun.)

Sun_Sparkz 04-28-2004 11:23 PM

i would have to say two or three Nerollss,

the naked bodies could have a been a porno poster on a wall near where you woke up.. and your siblings.. well you didnt say you had sex with them,, you just slept right?


ok:

1) i have held one of the worlds most venemous spiders in my mouth

2) i have sky dived naked

3) i have drunken the blood of a snake

wolf 04-29-2004 12:05 AM

You're from Australia. Don't you guys do ALL three of those on a regular basis?

Sun_Sparkz 04-29-2004 12:07 AM

HA-HA-HA :D

yeah but im not THAT adventurous.. ive only done one of them so far!

qtpatootie14 04-29-2004 01:07 PM

c'mon get on with the game ;)

jaguar 04-29-2004 02:31 PM

blood of a snake or the spider was cooked.

Slartibartfast 04-29-2004 03:47 PM

I once spent a night sleeping on the floor in the NY Museum of Natural History.

I once played a game of Monopoly using real American currency instead of play money.

For one night I got to choose the color of the giant lights that illuminate the top of the Empire State Building.

plthijinx 04-29-2004 05:53 PM

Slart, i'm guessing #2.

ok:

i was shot (peppered) in the neck while quail hunting

i've caught a 7 foot tiger shark

ran naked through the streets of amsterdam

Sun_Sparkz 04-29-2004 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by jaguar
blood of a snake or the spider was cooked.
I have held in my mouth for about 3 or 4 minutes a large Male Sydney Funnell Web Spider. and it was most certainly alive and wriggling!

why it did not bite me i dont know.. but i am very lucky that it didnt.

i would have to guess that you have been shot in the neck. it seems only natural for me to assume that with you Americans :)

i saw my cousin get shot in the ass about two years ago by his brother (my older cousin) with an air rifle after he had just been the biggest smartass all day. It was hilarious!

SteveDallas 04-29-2004 06:15 PM

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Originally posted by Sun_Sparkz


I have held in my mouth for about 3 or 4 minutes a large Male Sydney Funnell Web Spider. and it was most certainly alive and wriggling!

why it did not bite me i dont know.. but i am very lucky that it didnt.

I'm more interested in why or how you came to do this!

lumberjim 04-29-2004 06:16 PM

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Originally posted by Sun_Sparkz


I have held in my mouth for about 3 or 4 minutes a large Male Sydney Funnell Web Spider. and it was most certainly alive and wriggling!

why it did not bite me i dont know.. but i am very lucky that it didnt.


WHY??!?!


a suicide attempt?

you were on the aussie version of fear factor?

a bet?

you heard you could get high?

you're just plain crazy?

plthijinx 04-29-2004 06:27 PM

had to of been a aussie version of fear factor!

yeah, i was shot in the neck.

Sun_Sparkz 04-29-2004 06:33 PM

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Originally posted by lumberjim


WHY??!?!


a suicide attempt?

you were on the aussie version of fear factor?

a bet?

you heard you could get high?

you're just plain crazy?


None of the above :)

It was a few years ago and i hadnt realised it was a male one (only the male are deadly). I was fighting with my father and was in a very bad bood to begin with and just was waiting for an opportunity to do something naughty.

i really dont like it when he kills the spiders in our house i much prefer he put them outside (unless of course they have the ability to paralyze then kill you in a matter of seconds)

Well i walked past just as he was about to squash him, and begged him to put it outside instead. he refused and so just as he went to whack it, i grabbed it and stuck it in my mouth before he could explain what it was.

i walked outside and let it fall from my mouth onto the path in the garden (kind of spat it out but it kept hanging onto the side of my lips with its legs). dad was in hysterics and was sure it had bitten me. he captured it in a jar and rushed me to the medical centre. but it hadnt bitten me, and i was fine. the spider was identified as the male sydney funnell web and the doctor kept the spider.

lucky!!




:) :)

DanaC 04-29-2004 06:34 PM

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ran naked through the streets of amsterdam
Well shit, I thought everybody did that at some time in their life

plthijinx 04-29-2004 07:33 PM

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Originally posted by DanaC


Well shit, I thought everybody did that at some time in their life

wellllllll almost!:rolleyes: a little busy doing other things:drunk: :joint: :doit: :doit:

Slartibartfast 04-29-2004 08:47 PM

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Originally posted by plthijinx
Slart, i'm guessing #2.

actually, it was #1. I used to be on the inflation crew that would inflate (not blow up) the Macy's Thanksgiving day parade balloons. This used to be done the night before Thanksgiving on two closed off streets by the museum. The weather is almost always freezing, so they have heated busses, but they also open a floor of the museum so people can go in and warm up and sleep.

A friend of mine has a better story than mine. One year it was not too cold, so he slept under a three story Snoopy balloon in the middle of 77th street.

Slartibartfast 04-29-2004 08:47 PM

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Originally posted by plthijinx
Slart, i'm guessing #2.

actually, it was #1. I used to be on the inflation crew that would inflate (not blow up) the Macy's Thanksgiving day parade balloons. This used to be done the night before Thanksgiving on two closed off streets by the museum. The weather is almost always freezing, so they have heated busses, but they also open a floor of the museum so people can go in and warm up and sleep.

A friend of mine has a better story than mine. One year it was not too cold, so he slept under a three story Snoopy balloon smack in the middle of 77th street.

Clodfobble 04-29-2004 08:59 PM

Well i walked past just as he was about to squash him, and begged him to put it outside instead. he refused and so just as he went to whack it, i grabbed it and stuck it in my mouth before he could explain what it was.

Holy. Shit.

I have a great newfound respect for you, SunSparkz. How old were you?

Sun_Sparkz 04-29-2004 09:06 PM

Old enough to know better :)

it was around 1997.


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