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Lucy 02-12-2007 07:44 PM

To answer the initial question, No.

zippyt 02-12-2007 07:48 PM

You can see the scenery from the plane

Yes you can , but you can't taste the sweet tea , or smell the catfish and hush puppys frying or tast the fried fruit pies , etc,,,,,,,

Every region has their Own special flavor !!!
Oh and we all argue that OURS is the best !!

Undertoad 02-12-2007 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucy (Post 315198)
To answer the initial question, No.

Aw why not!!! I'm good people.

Aliantha 02-12-2007 07:52 PM

She doesn't know us all well enough yet. When I'd only had 71 posts I would have said the same thing.

Undertoad 02-12-2007 07:55 PM

I would host any of our Brit or Aus folk.

Aliantha 02-12-2007 07:57 PM

Don't you think we'd drive you crazy with our liberal views? lol

Undertoad 02-12-2007 08:00 PM

I'm familiar with the liberal species. Raised by one actually.

Undertoad 02-12-2007 08:01 PM

I should say Eur as well, except for one particular one.

Aliantha 02-12-2007 08:01 PM

Hmmm...we're another species huh?

missaminus 02-12-2007 09:04 PM

I'm new here, and I don't know any of you well enough to let you in the door, and you don't know me well enough to even try to find me.

That being said, if you actually looked me up in the phone book (I'm not in it) and found my house- good luck! (pizza won't deliver, and UPS, and FedEx call me for directions), I'd probably send my dog out with some cash tied to her collar. If you managed to get the cash off of her before she bit you, then I suppose you'd have a night in a hotel on me. If you made friends with her, I'd let you sleep in the pop-up camper out back.

my husband is overseas, but my neighbor would just as soon shoot you as look at you, and he keeps an eye on me and my kids.

xoxoxoBruce 02-12-2007 09:19 PM

Well missaminus, you're safe here with us. :D

missaminus 02-12-2007 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 315238)
Well missaminus, you're safe here with us. :D

Thanks, I think :worried: I'll have to stick around a while and see...when is one considered properly initiated into the Cellar? When one views the WTF NSFW thread? done! (and may I add- eeeeeewww!)

monster 02-12-2007 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 315147)
It would be the truly American experience to visit many dwellars. The vast country would be part of the story, as opposed to Times Square and monuments and museums.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, but in order to get the full American experience, you should drive an SUV to the big box store lot, cook a massive size piece of awesome Costco beef on the gas grill, go see a game at the stadium, drink that night at the Dave and Buster's until you can't play the games any longer.

Then the next day, head out to Zippy's for a drift on the creek. Don't swim out to where they swing off the rope into the water. The little one hain't got enough sense yet to avoid jumping on top of you.

I have done this -sorta- with Britnetters. We load up the big red minivan and drive off somewhere new, taking detours to visit our online friends. We been all over New England, to Virginia, Florida, Ohio, we had a near miss in Nebraska, looking at Texas nest year for an anniversary party, and this year we've planning to visit anyone en route to the grand canyon. It's a good thing. We've camped in backyards, stayed in spare rooms and even in someone's old apartment in NYC as they were just in the process of moving house. People can be so friendly and show you things you might miss if you only passed through as a tourist.

DucksNuts 02-13-2007 01:57 AM

Yeah, I'd let any of you stay.

I even invite you to come visit :) tis easy to get here.

Hippikos 02-13-2007 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 315204)
I would host any of our Brit or Aus folk.

Racist....

Mixie 02-13-2007 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Hippikos (Post 315362)
Racist....

*pokes* I believe he later includes Europs as well. And since I get the feeling you're from my neck of the woods, that should include you, no? :D

Unless you're that 'one particular one'... ghe.

Undertoad 02-13-2007 10:26 AM

I'd have all the Dutch and Liechtensteiners.

Elspode 02-13-2007 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 315238)
Well missaminus, you're safe here with us. :D

You're safe with him. I'm a bastard.

Hippikos 02-13-2007 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mixie (Post 315380)
Unless you're that 'one particular one'... ghe.

Wat bedoel je hiermee te insinueren? ;)

Sundae 02-13-2007 11:59 AM

Is dit een truc vraag?

Hippikos 02-13-2007 04:12 PM

Dat vroeg ik mij dus ook af...

Perry Winkle 02-13-2007 05:16 PM

penis

footfootfoot 02-13-2007 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by zippyt (Post 315139)
( If you can put up with all the Barbie dolls that is )

Thought you'd just slide that one by us, eh?:p

zippyt 02-13-2007 09:40 PM

My wife has a few dolls she has been colecting ,

I being the dutiful husband that I am put up some shelfs for her , she stained them her self , and the collection is ever expanding

Mixie 02-14-2007 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hippikos (Post 315395)
Wat bedoel je hiermee te insinueren? ;)

Ha! I knew it! Man, I'm good. :cool:

limey 02-14-2007 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grant (Post 315493)
penis

Thought you'd just slide that one by us, eh?

Sun_Sparkz 03-19-2007 08:02 AM

thanks LJ - you and Jinx (and your cool cars and kayaks) and lovely family are defo on my list.
no ill be single for a while me thinks- dating sux!!

end of the year ill be there - ive never seen snow so im hoping for a white christmas.

who wants me for chrissy dinner? i can make punch?

Sun_Sparkz 03-19-2007 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 315384)
I'd have all the Dutch and Liechtensteiners.


What about the lepars?

Perry Winkle 03-19-2007 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sun_Sparkz (Post 324293)
end of the year ill be there - ive never seen snow so im hoping for a white christmas.

The Zambian guy who was our linguistic consultant for my field methods class was so afraid of snow that the first time he saw snow he wouldn't go outside in it. He wore a heavy winter coat when it was colder than 60F, too.

Sun_Sparkz 03-19-2007 06:34 PM

im not that fussed. i cant wait to feel what it feels like. spiky or just like mush?

zippyt 03-19-2007 06:39 PM

spiky or just like mush?

yes, and like corn meal , or powderd sugar , or ,,,,,,,

wolf 03-20-2007 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Sun_Sparkz (Post 324500)
im not that fussed. i cant wait to feel what it feels like. spiky or just like mush?

Depends on which of the 24 Eskimo words can be used to describe it.

Sun_Sparkz 03-20-2007 08:42 PM

hhee. well i HAVE a freezer, so i've seen ice. I want to see those wicked little crystal flakes that are all individual and look like a kalideskope. ooooh

xoxoxoBruce 03-21-2007 10:07 PM

You'll need a microscope to see that. :cool:

blue 07-31-2010 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrianR (Post 89171)
Blu...are you trying to sound us all out because you need crash space and are just trying to figure out whose door to show up at when?

maybe...I like to have options.

Razzmatazz13 07-31-2010 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slang (Post 89065)
If a cellar member was in serious need for a place to crash for a few days, there wouldnt be a problem.

If the cellar member wouldnt object to having my Glock pointed at their head until they logged in to prove their identity, they could crash in my second bedroom. For a few days.

Oh man, I'd be so dead, I don't even know my cellar password anymore since I'm always logged in. And even when I tried to join the cellar it took me 4 months to get the OK from UT, so I'd be cold and rotten by the time the "forgot password" e-mail arrived.

blue 07-31-2010 04:51 PM

You replied to this thread, so you can hang at my place. I seriously want to form this network, soon I'll have room for 172-200 cellarlites, but you gotta show up on time.

Gravdigr 08-01-2010 05:17 PM

I'll be fifteen minutes late.

I wanna make an entrance.

TheDaVinciChode 08-01-2010 06:51 PM

S'long as you don't mind the couch, and waking up with your hand in a pot of warm water...* go for it. You'll be a little cramped, though!

(* Hey, I know I just turned 23, but... I'm still allowed to prank people, aren't I?)

Sundae 08-02-2010 07:21 AM

These days my reply is the same, in that I'd need notice.
Because this is not my house and I'd need to talk the 'rents round.
Or if not, my bro.
I'd do what I could for you though.

Oh, and you have to be a cat lover.

I still harbour a dream - a smidge more likely now - that I will be able to visit our Merkin Dwellars. Just you wait. One of these days I'll be in the sort of paid employment that gives me a six week break... Roadtrip?!
In my ideal world of course you'd come visit the UK first, and I'd accompany you as an unpaid guide. Then you're beholden to me. Mwa-ha-haaaaa! And you'll feel obliged to trek me all over the unseen parts of the country, doing mundane things like visitiing Walmart, having a blue-plate special, eating a cheesesteak/ funnel cake/ authentic American pizza (delete as appropriate) taking me bowling etc. And Bri and Shawnee have to take me to Cedar Point. Okay the last is a little greedy. I'll save that for when I win the lottery.

Shawnee123 08-02-2010 07:31 AM

I have similar dreams. Me there being shown the sights, and you here hanging out with us at theme parks and county fairs and all kinds of uniquely Ohio places. :)

People could stay at my place, but you probably wouldn't want to. Not much room (as in couch, but I'd give up my bed and take the couch) and an old cat who is sweet and healthy but I think is about half senile. :(

sexobon 08-03-2010 03:07 AM

The next time I'm in your city for an overnighter, you can come visit me in my boxcar. Bring your half senile cat ... and some seasoning. I'll make you a meal that'll convince you every cloud has a silver lining. Bwa-ha-ha-ha!

RSVP

Sheldonrs 08-04-2010 09:02 AM

It depends on the dweller. ;-)

Now if Ibby showed up at my door, I'd let him stay as long as he wants. But I'd also warn him about my nasty habit of sleep fucking.

:D

classicman 08-04-2010 09:03 AM

Cancels plans to visit AZ.....

Sundae 08-04-2010 11:56 AM

Puts plans to visit AZ via VT to the top of the list (note to self - be sure and take camcorder)

Sheldonrs 08-04-2010 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 674454)
Puts plans to visit AZ via VT to the top of the list (note to self - be sure and take cucumber)

Fixed it for ya. Just in case. :-)


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