From a conversation last night with a girl who had sensuous curly black hair (and who was reading CRYPTONOMICON!):
"Well, tomorrow's my day off, so I really should celebrate... are you doing anything tonight?"

Was that a pickup line?

Sounds like it could have been...was she cute?

More to the point.. did it work? :doit:

      I suppose we could have. However, he was not loud or aggressive, not in a physically dangerous way at least. While he did go to far in touching my friend it was above the belt, so that seems questionable. He also went to far by making a cash offer to me, but that wasn't really harmful in any way. Of course in retrospect it was illegal. Didn't think of that at the time.
      'Sides, by letting him stay we thought somebody else might deck him. Sure it would be our job to break it up, but we might not notice right off so it might take us a few extra seconds to get there...

You're in Seattle, right? If her name was Jennifer, tell her Alan says "Hi." :D

Oh, and I'd say yes, that was definitely a pickup line.

Edit: Corrected a misspelling

Does the pope wear a funny hat?


Did anything happen with this spunky young lass?

I am tragically not very good yet at detecting these things.

I didn't clue in until about five minutes after we parted company. I managed to avoid giving myself any flesh wounds.

I think even I would have picked that up. And I'm notoriously clueless about such things.

So, was this someone you had just met, or do you know her?

Had just met. I did connive a scheme to meet with her again a week later, but not having picked up on the line immediately, I'm possibly too embarrassed to do so.

If she was reading Crypto she probably "gets" social density and may even dig it.

Thank you for the encouragement! I suppose that I will go ahead and give it a try!

Although she hadn't read that far into the book: there were still about two hundred pages between her and those chapters.

Do you have any Australian in you?
No ?
Want some?

One that worked for me:

She: I have a bullwhip and I'm not afraid to use it! STRIP!

me: Yes, Ma'am!

one that worked for me:

"I'd like to get something straight between us."

followed by:

" you know, I can make this very hard for you"

" why don;t you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up"

i guess it doesn;t really count as a "pick up" line cuz i was already married to the person it worked on.

It counts, Jim. Being married doesn't guarantee sex, just more convenient to ask.:)

bumped for ducks nuts

I was drinking water when I read this. You nearly drowned me.

yeah....that was a GOOD one. I plan to use it on jinx tomorrow night. I bet it'll work.

Here's my personal favorite:

1) Lick the tip of your finger.
2)Look them in the eye and wipe their shirt with the finger.
3)Say...."Now lets get you out of those wet clothes."
:)

I was just about to write that one, so I'll make one up.


"You make my dick want to vomit."

Um...Sal.....That doesn't sound like a good thing....I wouldn't go with that one...especially if you only have one second of air-time.
:)

It might work in a S/M dungeon, if you're sniffing out a slave...?
In some twisted way, it's a more "refined" way of saying "you give me a stiffy."
Maybe...

I once used this one during a group session:

"Do you mind if I slip into someone more comfortable?" :D

I use this one:

"Excuse me, do you have the time? Good, I have the place."

lol!@Shawnee!!

If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put "I" and "U" together.

"They put a man on the moon, how about I put one on you?"

Guaranteed to work:



"When you're ready to shag, I'll be over there"

Or this one:

I'm leaving, do you want to come with me?

Here's my two faves:

"Sit on my face and i'll suck your guts out" (has worked once but generally always gets a laugh)

and

*holds up two fingers* "you know why women use these two fingers to reach orgasm?"

woman: "no, why"

Me: "because they're mine".

Has worked as well - but once again, great for the laugh factor :D

You must be pretty hot if either of those worked. srsly.
:)

"You'll do. Let's go."

I just lick my eyebrows, it seems to work

hahaha, not me. I've got a head like a half sucked twistie. But with the lines i mentioned above.......in fact ANY of the lines on this thread, it's not what you say but how you say it.

Saying a corny line while staring at a chicks tits and holding your cock in your hand ain't gona win you any battles. But if you say it to get a laugh then that's the hardest part - the icebreaker - out of the way and hopefully your natural charm will win the day.

"We're going to go smoke some pot, anyone want to join?"

That worked.

i wonder if anyone has ever tried, "Hi. I'm Jim. I'd like to try and pick you up, if that would be OK."

I'm gonna fuck you and you're gonna like it. That's all there is to it. Let's go.

There's something about your tits that I just want to come all over.

One time this chick at the bar says "I suck a mean dick" and my buddy goes "Really? Because I have a mean dick."

I wish you were my little toe.

WHY?

because I would bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

Lol. Same source

I used to work with an old guy who, every time a pretty girl walked by his machine at work, would yell (it was loud in there):

nice one UT!