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Elspode 01-17-2004 09:06 PM

Beestie's video has just caused me to add a new item to my list of "things to never have happen to me".

The first guy is literally blown to pieces...you can see the still-warm chunks laying all over, glowing in infrared. Eeewww....

zippyt 01-17-2004 09:11 PM

Its a 95 . On another note there was a discuccion in another thread about cost per pound of a vech. try about $.25 per pound .

xoxoxoBruce 01-18-2004 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by zippyt


And just what the hell is wrong with a diesel ????

The operative word is Stinkin' .:p

zippyt 01-19-2004 11:16 PM

But Bruce , it puts out soch a pretty black smoke screen when i romp on the gas !!! Tail gaters beware !!!!!!

zippyt 01-20-2004 12:22 AM

NSFW
Since i don't have any other way to spread this around Go to this page ,
http://www.ttr2.co.uk/modules.php?op...18101d1d95e94b

NOW THIS IS THE WAY TO CRACK NUTS

wolf 01-20-2004 01:43 AM

Mad Cow

e unibus plurum 01-22-2004 04:56 PM

and now for something completly different...

e unibus plurum 01-22-2004 06:21 PM

drugs are bad, mmkay?

Beestie 01-22-2004 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by e unibus plurum
drugs are bad, mmkay?
http://members.cox.net/xycof/hstwi.jpg

e unibus plurum 01-23-2004 01:03 PM

doood, yer car is f*ck'd up!

Kitsune 02-05-2004 12:12 PM

Hey Ya, Charlie Brown.

Quicktime Video

Chris MC 02-06-2004 10:00 AM

Human Beatbox
 
Hi all, Not sure if this has been posted before but it's worth a second look anyway Human Beatbox is an excersise in breath control if nothing else :D


Chris.

Pi 02-06-2004 05:06 PM

The helicopter-link doesn't exist anymore. Can somebody tell me where I can find the video?

e unibus plurum 02-18-2004 04:54 PM

SpenserTunik spoof
http://www.viralmeister.com/movies/MS_Cheeky_Clean2.mpg

xoxoxoBruce 02-18-2004 08:16 PM

Anybody else having trouble with that link?

lumberjim 02-18-2004 08:19 PM

just be patient. it takes a while to load fully...how did i know they would all be getting naked? spooky

wolf 02-18-2004 11:48 PM

I would rather walk down main street naked than not wear a seatbelt.

xoxoxoBruce 02-19-2004 12:06 AM

Patience don't do it. 10 minutes on broadband doesn't work. When save it and try to play it I get an error in Media Player and it closes.:(

Kitsune 02-20-2004 01:12 PM

The video clip that finally answers the question, "Does skydiving naked leave you hanging in the breeze?"

MPEG ~1Mb

one earth 02-20-2004 02:20 PM

Try this for the seat belt clip
 
http://www.949zeta.com/noSeatBelt/no_seat_belt_CD.swf

Elspode 02-20-2004 07:48 PM

Apparently, I am not authorized to view that page...

xoxoxoBruce 02-20-2004 08:13 PM

That's OK, Wolf's link works. I just can't get E Unibus Plurum's.

Beestie 02-20-2004 09:20 PM

Bruce - download it then play it. If it still doesn't work, make sure you have the latest version of MPlayer and Quicktime. Its probably a CODEC thing with your media player so go ahead and upgrade (for free).

Elspode 02-20-2004 11:42 PM

Actually, I got E's Tunick spoof zip bang boom...no worries. I can't get Wolf's to d/l.

e unibus plurum 02-25-2004 10:00 AM

BTW: the real deal (STunick in Espana -- NSFW!!!)

stills + vids:

http://www.informativos.net/notampli...dNoticia=40968

and more

http://www.informativos.net/notampli...dNoticia=40925

just stills:

http://www.informativos.net/notampli...dNoticia=40881

still more stills:

http://www.informativos.net/notampli...dNoticia=40880

Elspode 02-25-2004 11:18 PM

As Muskie would have said: "Hep! Hep, Deputy Dawg!! I'm a-sinkin' in da quick mud!"

http://www.lunalushede.org/commando1.wmv

Troubleshooter 02-27-2004 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wolf
This clip was sent to me by xoxoxobruce.

It's stunning to say the least.

They are as strong as they look.

Late on the bandwagon I know, but this reminds me of one time when I worked for an offshore firm. I was shipped (flown actually) to a drilling platform and a bunch of rednecks were sitting around watching a "hunting" film. The thrust of it was to take 20 or so dogs, fun a wild pig down until it was so tired it couldn't move and then kill it with a well placed knife in the heart.

Now, my point is this. People don't really hunt any more. technology has taken us to the point where it isn't a sport or hunting, it's a harvest.

I find it interesting how the definitions, or meanings, of things change over time but the words don't shift with them.

Those fucktards, in either case, have found an easy and safe way to satisfy a social need at the expense of both the animal's life and the dilution of the word.

Kitsune 03-03-2004 09:58 AM

Ever flown on a plane and witnessed the wings flex with turbulence? Well, they can flex quite a lot before there is any need for concern.

Snap!

Not a large wing, true, but still impressive. I'm still searching for images of Boeing tests in which the wingtips practically touch the roof of the hanger during the test.

lumberjim 03-03-2004 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kitsune
Ever flown on a plane and witnessed the wings flex with turbulence? Well, they can flex quite a lot before there is any need for concern.

Snap!

Not a large wing, true, but still impressive. I'm still searching for images of Boeing tests in which the wingtips practically touch the roof of the hanger during the test.

bruce can prolly help you with that

xoxoxoBruce 03-03-2004 05:59 PM

Naw, they don't trust me not to sully their name.:)

plthijinx 03-04-2004 06:31 PM

looks like a carbon fiber wing for a glider. one time, before i learned to fly, i was going to visit my best friend in paris and travel a little bit. on take off here in houston on a 747 the damn wing was flexing up and down up and down. that freaked me out a little bit but pretty amazing with the flexibility and all....

Dagney 03-06-2004 10:53 PM

Save the Pinatas!

SteveDallas 03-07-2004 02:51 PM

ugggh.
http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes....51208&f_id=681

wolf 03-07-2004 03:00 PM

I see comedy is dead in europe, also.

Kitsune 03-07-2004 07:16 PM

Dagney -- that was awesome! This video on the same site is addictive: I feel great!

Yeah... babies everywhere!

Elspode 03-07-2004 10:10 PM

*I* thought that the guy covered in horns was pretty goddamn inspired, actually. Oh well, there's no accounting for my lack of taste, I suppose.

xoxoxoBruce 03-07-2004 10:14 PM

I agree, Els. It was different, kind of funny and showed he'd put some effort and practice into it.

And 03-10-2004 02:36 PM

Here's some funny for you...
 
...though it is new, in fact, and not old. It does, however, fall under the video clippe categorization. Two episodes, but I won't leech, so here's the page to get them from.

I give unto you...SOCKBABY!!

You may have to watch it twice just to take it all in...and, um, Quicktime or some other mp4 player required.

Beestie 03-10-2004 03:21 PM

Egggsellllent.... EEEEGGGSssselllllllent!! Muhahahahaha!!!

Kitsune 03-16-2004 11:01 AM

Home Base - A nine minute video concerning Love, Hate, and Revenge. Sick revenge.

staceyv 03-16-2004 09:47 PM

http://www.stupidvideos.com/

there are a lot of really really funny video clips here. i like "dumbest kid alive"

Elspode 03-16-2004 11:23 PM

Re: Here's some funny for you...
 
Quote:

Originally posted by And
[BI give unto you...SOCKBABY!! [b]
And giveth, and excessive bandwidth usage taketh away. You can't watch videos from this site anymore.

Kitsune 03-16-2004 11:28 PM

No! Sockbaby is so fucking awesome that it must live on!

Episode One
Episode Two

Like Burger says, "Nobody touches The Sockbaby!"

Bitman 03-17-2004 12:23 PM

(useless comment removed .. no delete button)

Elspode 03-17-2004 10:25 PM

By, golly...you were right. That *does* rock!

How long must we wait for Sockbaby 3?

Kitsune 03-17-2004 10:48 PM

How long must we wait for Sockbaby 3?

According to Channel 101, we may not because it was not deemed good enough after reviews. The message board indicates that it was wildly popular and that the author, Doug Tennapel (creator of Earthworm Jim), will create the third and final episode for all to see.

I hope its true, because I really want to see if they get to food up or not.

...and for those interested, here is an interesting page on the creation of Sockbaby!

Troubleshooter 03-20-2004 09:28 AM

Because, I don't care who you are, fart jokes are funny.

http://exit3.i-55.com/~suit/JurrasicFart.wmv

Beestie 03-23-2004 08:44 PM

Escher animations.
Incredible.

And 03-30-2004 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elspode
By, golly...you were right. That *does* rock!

How long must we wait for Sockbaby 3?

According to John Soares ("Ronnie Cordova") who dropped in and posted on one of the other forums I frequent, Sockbaby 3 is in the works, and he and his team plan to finish up the series, with or without the approval of Channel 101 viewers. No dates as yet, though.

I'll post when I get more news...

Kitsune 03-30-2004 09:38 PM

How do you win the support of the citizens of a country you just invaded? You make sure they know their place.

Iraqis Punished for Stealing Wood WMV ~3.1Mb

Elspode 03-30-2004 10:49 PM

Warning: Rocket Scientists at Work!

http://www.bullguard.com/badnews/

Troubleshooter 03-31-2004 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kitsune
How do you win the support of the citizens of a country you just invaded? You make sure they know their place.

Iraqis Punished for Stealing Wood WMV ~3.1Mb

This one makes my "Are you sure this is real?" sense twitch. But then again that could be the rare hamburger I ate last night.

Kitsune 03-31-2004 10:30 AM

This one makes my "Are you sure this is real?" sense twitch. But then again that could be the rare hamburger I ate last night.

Kind of did the same for me, but I'm not sure why. A couple of others have told me they are positive it was faked, but they haven't given their reasoning why.

Undertoad 03-31-2004 11:37 AM

It's the same-old same-old: skillfully cropped and edited (with ridiculous cuts) to accurately portray one person's narrative of the situation, complete with quick cuts, editing a single camera's film and audio to make it look like a 3-camera TV drama, and a grave announcer to give us the twist.

Kitsune 03-31-2004 12:29 PM

editing a single camera's film and audio to make it look like a 3-camera TV drama, and a grave announcer to give us the twist.

Grave annoucer? That guy is awesome!

But yeah, I get what you're saying. Possibly the "stealing wood" story doesn't match up. Getting your car crushed for looting doesn't seem right, but I figure its quite a bit more lienient than the usual penalty for the crime.

Undertoad 03-31-2004 12:40 PM

Well the other narrative here is larger, which is that while harsh, this sort of justice may be necessary for a short period of time in the lack of any justice whatsoever.

Nothing But Net 04-09-2004 05:19 PM

Skateboarding dog
 
This is just too cool:

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/tysonskating.wmv

zippyt 04-15-2004 12:06 AM

I almost pooped my pants on these two clips ,

Not for the faint of heart critter lover ,

http://members.optusnet.com.au/~jimbeamblack/cat.mpg

http://www.thedierks.com/allowe/vide...FinalBird.mpeg

lumberjim 04-15-2004 12:53 AM

that's couldnt be real. but it sure looks it. anyone know how they make it look so real? it's not real, is it?

Kitsune 04-15-2004 08:55 AM

Its a leaked commercial from a production company. And Ford isn't happy about it, either.


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