Has anyone mentioned Andy Garcia?

Ladies love the Courvoisier. Yeah.

Two words - Orlando Bloom.

God I love elves.

Other than that - can't contribute much to this topic. I am so not the typical female. I don't wear makeup. I tend to lust after either 1) Computer geek-types 2) Fantasy guys (Elves, Dragon Slayers, Knights) or 3) the Bad boys that I know are bad.

I don't really shop - actually I hate shopping. Get in, Get out, Get going without killing someone.

Your last comment still has me giggling.

I've been thinking about this. Eye lash tinting is attractive to me because it is long lasting, but without the pain. And, my blonde eyelashes disappear, as you say.

In a male-dominated field, I learned I fit in better at work without the makeup. If you are more like the rest of the engineers, you get more respect. When I was visibly pregnant, I was almost invisible at meetings. So, I like the flexibility of "drawing it on" when I want it.

Actually, OutKast uses the phrase regularly too.

And Missy Elliott. :D ("Pass That Dutch")

hey. how creepy is this, now that we know gwennie is a guy?

Well, I was studying to be a girl. I had some great female coaches on these subjects. It's not as easy as you might think. And, it ususally doesn't seem creepy to gals. It's not as dishonest as you make it out to be, after all I did go into work dressed as one of my girlfriends.

I guess this proves that I'm not a thread killer after all. Thank you, LumberJim for reviving my thread.....

Lately, I've been thinking I should get my eyebrows waxed. I don't want them thin and wispy, that just looks fake. But, I just want them flattened a little bit, porcelain doll style.

:ivy:

It's just a little creepy.

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i think it is fine if you arent being dishonest, and if you are chatting about things that you do feel, have experienced, do know about..as a man or a woman doesnt really make a difference, but flat out lying i believe to be wrong. Eg. "when i was pregnant" . we have enough of that online.

When I don't have direct experience I quote women, (eg, my wife about being invisible at work). Also, in my "I'm Pregnant" thread, it was all in character, and all the text of my message was a direct quote from Gwen Stefani from various sources.

Just a few days ago, Bri recalled my advice to her about possibly going into jail. While in there I really did wear an orange jump suit, but Gwen looked much better in it in the pic I posted.

my turn!!
 

long time reader, first time poster - haha - I want in on the hot guys -- have you "met" the new Polo Black model? I have the rest of his life planned for him. And he doesn't even know it. . .

MurMetz, welcome, cool handle.

Now. We need a pic of this guy. Can you do?

http://www.polo.com/shop/index.jsp?c...553&cp=1760786

what a hunk!

They're the best kind. *My* Gwennie has a bumper sticker that says "You can't beat a woman who shoots".

I dunno about BreakFree vs. Hoppes.... we've got some nifty spray stuff (my) Gwennie got at the range which not only cleans the guns well and keeps them clean but smells kinda nice too. I forget what it's called.

Gonna make Wolf come to a Pink Pistols shoot one of these third Saturdays...

Hey Wolf! Gwennie just bought a used Kimber, got a very good price on it. You'd think that S&W .357 would be good enough, but nooooooo...

Polo Black looks a little plasticky (I know its not a real word) but oh so doable. rawrrrr!

yes, "doable" is one of my MANY plans for him. I found him (??) in a Sports Illustrated, and contrary to rumors swirling in my office, I did NOT lick the magazine. . .

One word: scratch-n-snif

Gee...kinda funny seeing sombody point to polo.com...until Christmas Eve I worked at the place that runs that site. :-)

My gay ambulance boi tells me that he saw him first ...

(the boi has also promised to wear the Polo Black on Monday night. I will advise. Polo Purple was good enough that it has caused me to bemoan the fact that the boi is gay.)

It's still good, it's still good!
(only Simpsons fans will understand the meaning here)

the flying barbeque pig? Where Lisa ruins the pig due to her vegetarian leanings? That one?

Polo man too pretty for me. Can't provide a link at the mo because of the connection I'm on. but try googling Al Murray Pub Landlord. Now he makes me lick the screen :yum:

Although I admit it's probably more to do with him being a talented comedian than a hunk...

Ok, while I can see the lure of a smart, funny man, neither Polo dude nor the Pub Landlord make my spidey senses tingle.
Who is cute? Who, indeed...

I've always had a thing for Paul Simon, but, he's really too short. Stephen Colbert is absolutely adorable, but, I can't picture him in a romantic situation.

Must think upon it.

:neutral:

Somethin' to be said about a guy w/ a sense of humor... But I'll stick w/ Polo J. Black. :)

I just watched the first season of "Little Britain," and I can't get Emily Howard out of my head when looking at this thread...

(and no, I feel no need to see season two)

Oh come on HM. Give it a chance. There is very little that's as simultaneously cringe-inducing and hilarious as Daffyd, the Only Gay in the Village.

I did give it a chance, and I enjoyed it, but I think that if you've seen one Daffyd sketch, you've seen them all...

My secret desire you ask (or maybe not) Gary Levox of Rascal Flatt(the lead singer). Oh the sins we would committ. He's just got the right amount of pudge. Ummm pudge........

Neither am I bothered by a bit of pudge. I sort of like it, too.
Wonder why that is? When i see a guy like the Black Polo dude, or an Adonis Boy complete with six pack, I get panicky. Will he ever let me into the bathroom? Will he forever be looking at himself in the mirror? Will he use more hair gel in one application than I ever did in my entire life? Will he expect me to be as obsessed with the superficial as he? All these things cross my mind and by then, I'm turned off.

Amen, Brianna!

I know the feeling, that oh god I have to always look good or people will give me that "how the hell did you mangage to get him, must have looked better in your younger years" look. I like my men with just the right amount of pudge to them, not dunlap victims, but pleasanlty plumped. :doit:

edited because I apparently can't spill ;)

:) What REALLY matters? A quick wit. A ready laugh will forgive most anything, even the pudge! :)

Yea, I'm glad you said that. I trust neither gender when they are too perfect. But, once I got a panicky feeling. I had a crazy job at a stupid startup in the city (SF) at the peak of internet silliness 1999. A beautiful 28 yo girl at work starting "chasing" me. One evening at a party, she gently grabbed my arm as if we were together. Right away I felt like a sack of potatoes next to her. I thought people would think I scored a Tropy Wife with my stock option money.

Later she made a poorly disguised attempt to get me home. She said her ride left early and could she get a ride from me (as I saw her ride walk out the front door). I said sure, and volunteered to give a ride to one of the guys. We dropped her off first. She didn't speak with me at work the next day. I soon quit that job and that chapter was over.

http://webpages.acs.ttu.edu/wfryer/h...es/rickman.jpg

more my style

In no particular order ...
Steve McQueen
Paul Newman
Harvey Keitel (especially in The Piano :yum: )

For clothes, I shop on the internet and at the local charity shop.

I did the make-up thing for seven years when I was "something in the city" because I read that women that wear make-up get paid more and promoted faster. It worked - in seven years my salary increased by 130% and I managed to get a stonking (= really good) redundancy deal, too! So now I don't have to wear make-up any more ;)

Now you can do it just for fun, special events. To be showy sometimes.

ah, limey! You're living the life! I wish I lived on an island off the south-west coast of Scotland and I wish I lived in your adorable house! Complete with red front door, if i'm not mistaken. i imagine you puttering about in your garden, enjoying peat fires and wearing the best wool sweaters! Am I far off wrong? :)

oh, yeah, I forgot to say to monster:

um. You apparently like the Lord of Darkness. Did you know that? Or, did you think that was Al? Cause I'm pretty sure that's Lucifer. The Dark Angel. Beelzebub. The Morning Star. Satan. The Dark Prince. The Father of Lies. Little Nicky. The Great Serpent. The Deceiver. The, you know, DEVIL!

Comprende?

Black front door. Crap at gardening. Still waiting for Norrie to build the fireplace. Knit the sweaters.
The sunset as I drove home from work this evening was fantastic - so amazing I had to drive at 20mph in order to keep looking at it and not drive off the road. Fortunately I only met the bus and Clarkie going home from his work, as usual, in the 14 mile journey ... wearing all that slap was worth it!

Is there a problem here? :D

Not at all! :) I hear he's a great lay!

awesome!


....he looks like my hubby too. "The Undertaker" looks even more like my other half, but I prefer Alan's accent ;) )

Sorry to hear about your head. One comedian playing off other people for cheap laughs can do a lot of memetic damage.

But some transgendered women are headed in a somewhat different direction:

http://ai.eecs.umich.edu/people/conw...Sgallery1.html

Most of them don't end up on televison though. Except during sweeps.

Joan Roughharden may have been... I think I may have heard of that book on some news show. Maybe not TV, though.

It's nothing to do with TG in general, just the specific case of a guy pretending to be a girl saying "I'm a lady, let's talk about ladies' things!" The eagerness and phrasing was similar.