Devil's advocate:

Sawdust
Sheetrock dust
Fiberglass dust
Chalk line dust
Cement dust
Asphalt shingle granules (chunky dust)
Really loud noises
And don't even get me started on silicone caulk.

Angel dust! PCP! Do you know what this stuff does to kids?

IT'S A SLIPPERY SLOPE!

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Film at 11.

You're gonna have to type a lot faster, because I'm judging as slowly as I can. Try to keep up, ok?

Eat a bag of dicks, cuntface

Hey! Eating dicks is MY job! I'm in the union!

:D

so your problem, lumberjim, is that you were too slow to respond, right? that I commented on your statements before you did? or is that you feel judged by me because I pointed out that you misrepresented what Pico and ME said? really, what's your problem? I don't think my post was "all judgy", it wasn't intended that way, but you sure seem awfully sensitive about it. you yourself even remarked that your statements were rude. you're famous for telling others to rub some dirt on it nancy and get over it. you should take your own advice instead of making potty-mouthed personal attacks.

Fuck off, Ed. I didn't put words in her mouth. If anything, she did that.

It irked me because I repented my response after reflection. Not because you had some typically contrived opinion on the matter. Go drop something heavy on your toe.

It's all OK, Jim.

And good luck Glatt, I totally understand your trepidation. You are pretty good at anything you do, so I know you will be just fine.

Thanks Big V ; )

http://cellar.org/2012/nono.gif Mary.

Right, it's properly "Rub some dirt on it, Mary." often conflated with, "Pull your skirt up, Nancy."

Good luck glatt!

Thanks for the conflatio. ;-)

It's funny. I opened this thread with the intent of apologizing to xoB. I'm sure he just meant to comfort or reassure lumberjim if he didn't want to take on this challenge. Or whatever.

And I do apologize. I was wrong. I meant what my point stated, but I didn't have to be a prick about it.

It irks me that Gryffindor got all judgy before I could do it though.

U R teh ghey

Huuuuge Cunt

Rarely confused with "Quid pro quo, Clarice."
Except that one time, at the jailhouse ...

I assume you're mimicking post 57, because if not, you'll have to up your pickiness an order of magnitude in order to offend me. :p:

Ok, lumberjim, I think I finally understand your "irk".

It's your fear that some might think that your apology in post #57 was because it followed my post #56 where I observed that you misrepresented Pico and ME's post #49 in your post #50. Got it. You're sooooo oversensitive! What a ridiculous notion! You're wrong, no one thinks your apology was because I shamed you into doing so. JFC.

I'll tell you what. I'll put up a public poll. We'll let it run for a week. Everybody can vote, and for every person who thinks that you apologized because I prompted you, I'll donate $5 to the tip jar. For every person who thinks you just apologized on your own, uninfluenced by me, you hit the tip jar for $5. Are you in? I think your vote and my vote are pretty sure things, so Undertoad's gonna get $10 right away.

I don't care if you believe it. truly. I know no one thinks I apologized because of you ...because I told them that, and I have credibility. I've recently tipped the jar. go wave your junk at someone else.

but YOU believed they believed it. you said so yourself. I'm flattered you have such a high opinion of me. that's fine, but you probably overestimate the ill will I hold toward you.

did I say so myself? could you quote it? I think I meant I didn't want them to think that. not that I thought they did. now who is putting words into people's mouths?

I don't think you hold ill will toward me. I think you think you're morally superior, like you do of everyone. You're insincere, judgmental and creepy. just stop.

:corn:

there's mouse dung in that popcorn, Farg. spit it oot

Extra meat, yummy

A distinction with very little difference. "I did X because I don't want people to think Y" certainly implies that you think they may think Y.
You seem to have a chip on your shoulder against BigV, and are projecting it onto what he said.

if I had not said anything to the contrary, I could see how people might think Y. because I said something to the contrary, I do not think that they think Y.... which is what V said that I said. I did go back and re read my posts. I never said that or even that I didn't want them to. Might, not May.

a small but important distinction.

and yes. I do have an issue with BigV. I don't think that's difficult to see. He feels (or at least he seems to feel) like he needs to get involved in every altercation I get myself into.... as though he is supervising me. I've told him to mind his own business countless times, and I have no patience left for him.

anything else?

There's no crying in baseball and there's no "mind your own business" on an open forum; these aren't PMs.

That's funny. It sure seems like PMS. :-)

right. so if you want to continue to pick fights with me, you'll have to listen to me call you cuntface. what's the problem? you want a piece of me, tough guy? how about I wrap your head in a ratchet?

Has someone put something in the water?

you always say that

Not everything is a problem or a fight.

neither is your mother

;)


your mother was an astronaut

LJ just likes it flip out occasionally. No prob.

We hope you've enjoyed this Cellar cover of Monty Python's Flying Circus Argument Clinic sketch.

Nice one, sexobon ;)

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