I like this. Put my Benjamin in with yours, bro.

Wow. Well, that certainly put me in my place.

I care, baby.
I don't like olives on pizza, but I can happily eat them whole. As you know, having watched me snarf them up in the Butchershop Bar and Grill.

We'll make a deal. When the end of the world comes I'll have your (and Shawnee's) olives. And Wolf's mustard from her hotdogs. Cos we'll all be there together of course.
You can have my bananas and peanut butter. And cucumber.

Hmmmm. Not liking the phallic food am I?
That's the skinny lesbian inside me that I keep trying to drown in a vat of wine.

I'll take your bananas, your peanut butter, and your wine. ;)

If it has a a percentage proof you'll have to fight me for it chica.

We need a truck of booze with a teetotal driver to crash into the compound in a way that doesn't compromise it.
Oh and it's a Govt compound where they have been secretly experimenting on high yield, high strength hydroponic beds of weed. As they do.

I'll bake peanut butter cookies and steal your wine when you bliss out.

Oh heck, I know where all that stuff is! :unsure:

:bolt:

So now we know how the zombie apocalypse starts.
Infi gets bored with her job and starts it because she knows it will trigger a GTG.

Hey, it's as good a reason as any.

We really need a zombie smilie!

Awww, that was just for his little plum's benefit, ya know.

Little plum *snickers*

@ Sundae: I know you care, m'dear:)

I'd defo go for the bananas, but not the peanut butter :p


Actually...scratch the banana, having watched this recent celeb BB I'm never eating a banana again...

Meow!

When I'm not preggers, one of my fav pizza's, which I don't have often cause I can't eat a whole one, is a cheese pizza with olives and anchovies. Too hard on the indigestion at the moment, but I think I'll treat myself to one soon after the birth. :)

"that was just for his little plum's benefit"
 

Actually, 'that' was for the BEAST's benefit.

As a six year old, he has the naive notion that 'all are created equal' and 'all deserve to be heard' (He wouldn't phrase it that way...he just thinks every one is 'nice').

As Uncle: it's (part of) my job to disabuse him of such nonsense.

Case in point: the Brits are a decadent, perverse, people coming as they do from the carcass of an empire (failed nation…the Imperialists invaded by modern-day barbarians…losers in the extreme). Not a one is to be trusted, listened to, or taken seriously*.

Especially those who dwell in the Ivory Tower.

'nuff said… ;)









*'bout the only thing of value to come out of Britain is Doctor Who (but not the Eccleston, Tennant or the current 'lantern-jawed freak', incarnations...utter crap...'oh, I am the Sad Time Lord!', 'Oh, I am the Mad Time Lord!' pffftt! ).

"Quirk, you're an awful human being and an awful uncle"
 

Mebbe.

Fortunately, for me: 'you' don't get a vote... ;)

here, just in case yours breaks from all that use...

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:)

What are those, Spoons of Snark? Jealousware? Catty Coffee Stirrers? ;)

Coke spoons, silly!

PS I caNNOT be the only druggie here willing to admit to it!

cowardly, flea-bitten varmints! :yosemite sam smilie here:

Hark! hark! The snark

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I'm so naive -my little fingernail always grows longer and faster than the rest and I had no idea it made me look like I had a coke habit.

No, no, no. Not a coke 'habit' - a coke 'hoor' ---like the way they pronounced it on the Sopranos.

I haven't ever watched the Sopranos. So I used to look like a had a coke whore? Dead in the basement? Infi's hobos must've told.....

well, I just wanted the semantics to be correct.

'Hoor' is proper, 'habit' makes it sound like - oh, I don't know, like a vanilla latte at 2pm everyday. Plus butter on your cuffs.

"butter on your cuffs"
 

HA!

I'm so confused.

I know that IM and Henry have been at odds with Dana and still are at it, it seems, but I really like her and felt bad for the snark aimed at her, so I spoke up because I thought it was senseless. I did the same for Sundae, because I felt she didnt deserve it either. I realize Im sticking my nose where it doesn't belong...so sue me. I think all of you are great people; funny and interesting.

aw, see, now you need these:

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and a new user title: Spooning

See, this is where it's fucked up, Pico. I'm minding my own business, and you come along and add me into a comment about something I had nothing to do with. What's between Dana and I and what's between Henry and Dana and what's between Henry and I are not related nor are they interchangeable. Last I looked, I was an entirely separate individual.

So if you have a problem with what henry says you take it up with henry. When you have a problem with what I say you take it up with me. In the 3 1/2 years I've known him I have never, and he has never, solicited nor regulated what the other person says, or who the other person is.

So what was the point of "his little plum" comment? Nothing but snark and shittiness. While you're so nobly feeling badly for people you might entertain the idea that I have feelings too.

And grow up. Or find a different hobby.

Thanks, Pico.

IM, You are a real hypocrit, you know...more than ready to dish out snarkiness and bitchiness to others, but when it gets directed at you, you start crying crocodile tears about your sensititve feelings.

No. I direct my ire at the person who said what I fucking disagreed with.

You won't admit you drug me in when you were mad about what henry said? Sure, stand and take your accolades, YOU are the hypocrite. Take a deep bow. You've done well by those who you seem to perceive as my enemies. I don't see them that way.

And I also think it was the easy, chickenshit thing to do, snark at me about something that 1) has nothing to do with ME and 2) has nothing to do with any good or bad relationship here I may or may not have.

When I dish it out at the person who said what I fucking disagreed with, I'm fully prepared for any shit I may get back. I'm not ready for your little ticker tape parade of snark for no reason at all.

I'll own up. I was snarky.

And believe me, honey, I'm not crying. I don't really have that much time on my hands nor do I have little else to dwell on.

Do you think I live in an Ivory tower, Henry?

"Do you think I live in an Ivory tower, Henry?"
 

Does it matter?

"I'll own up. I was snarky"
 

Big of you to admit that: well done.

Only inasmuch as I would like to understand the point you were making.

Monkey
 

:)

"Only inasmuch as I would like to understand the point you were making."
 

Why must there be a point?

...or...

(And this applies to Big Verbose as well) Why do you believe I owe you an explanation?

Well...I don't believe that. I just asked the question. Whether or not you answer it is entirely up to you.

"...entirely up to you."
 

Yep.

*shrugs*

Isn't that nice? We agree.

"We agree."
 

And Hell is a few degrees cooler.

Certainly is. There was quite a nip in the air this morning.

Don't talk about Japanese people that way.

I'll say there was! My high beams were on.