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Sure, and you and filthy can be Grumpy Old Men. ;)
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I'm not an old geezer like plthijinx. I could do "Glee"
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Hahahahaha. I'm up for a part on Hellcats! :cheerldr:
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That's great! Are they adding a grandmother role?
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me. this morning.
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Hey! I ain't 40 yet biatches.
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[quote=Beest;730142]Idiots of all ages, 10 is the minimum for insurance regions, a good smattering of teens, then plenty who are old enough to know better.
Some of them wimmins, some over 40! ( these are certainly the most dangerous) I agree the over 40 crowd would be the most dangerous. They might run over you with their electric wheelchair. Ya'll old folks are too much! |
I'm sorry Dana. My bad. You just look extra mature for your age
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I meant that in the nicest way. You do remind me of Bea Arthur. I'm trying to compliment you
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I don't like whay you people are doing to my thread.
You are so rude. Stop it now or I will jump off the Oakland Road Bridge. And that's really serious because it's over the canal and I've been afraid of that since I was a child. Catbites, Shundae |
oooh a shunning. I'll bring the sorghum.
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*googles Bea Arthur*
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I'm 50.
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Mr Sunday. Are you making fun of me because I am disabled? I will tell Mr. Untdertoad. We will see who is banned. I am blind and you should not make fun of my posts. I see that you are very mean. I have a can of wasp spray
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Limey, I am so sorry to hear that. It must be so hard to realize your life is practically over.:sniff:
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I hereby move that you change your username to SundaeCougar! Rowr! Anybody want to second? Talk to me when you're just a few weeks away from turning 50! :eek: |
Well blokes have to worry about going bald.
Not being able to get it up. Growing a beer gut. Not having the same strength they used to. I don't think women have the corner on the market with regards to not wanting to be old. lol |
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ali - you are still young. i don't believe our generation can comprehend the older generations (age 40+).
jill- remember every day is another day closer till the day you die. btw, do you have any cats? |
I do, Big Sarge. I have 2. That's what old ladies are supposed to have, right?
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Sarge, I'll be 40 next year. i'm no spring chicken anymore, but thanks for the compliment anyway. :)
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Ali - after seeing your pic, I thought you were around 25. are you trying to use deceptive advertising?? ;)
Jill - I'm so sorry to hear that. I'm afraid it is too late for you too |
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should be in dweller nsfw but this is where the age bashing started so here is PROOF! take this ya biatches! lmfaoooooo!
old. lemme hit ya with my cane then! |
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I was down in the dumps this morning and then I read this thread.
NOW I'm really down in the dumps. I'm forty-seven, you fucktards. AND part of my left boob is missing. And Big Sarge - if your idea of a compliment is to compare a woman to Bea Arthur...well, let's just say I can see where you might be going wrong. |
i'm sorry bri. i thought i was paying a compliment by comparing her to a strong & talented woman. dana never said anything negative after googling bea
do you have a cat? i think many of the elderly find them to make great companions. i'm sure there must be a local animal rescue/shelter in your area |
Is the 'cat' comment meant to cheer me up?
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yes. i meant no disrespect. seriously. my mother taught me to always be respectful of my elders
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I'm glad your mother taught you so well.
now get the fuck off my lawn. ha ha. |
geez. did you take your geritol this morning?
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As Kurt Cobain once said, "All apologies,"
I am hurting this morning and many, many things contributed to this feeling. The ageism comments here, though made in jest (?) made me feel worse. I feel out of sorts. Restless, irritable and discontent. and, yeah, I took my geritol - but just by mentioning geritol YOU identify yourself as a tribal elder, too. Now. Once again - get the fuck off my lawn. Or I'll sick Chopper on you! |
Don't pay any attention to Sarge! He is just grumpy because his depends are wet and he can't hear well with that trooper hat pulled down on his head. Get back in your wheel chair roll yourself down to the nurses station and ask for the Metamucil cocktail and you will be fine. :)
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Not one of us 'old' women who has been mentioned here is anything but fabulous. Seriously girls, look at yourselves. We're gorgeous, smart, clever...and we've had enough life experience to not be some simpering little arm whore, some mealy mouth saying "yes" and "no" and we would blow any of these old fuckers out of the water should they ever beat the most monumental odds on earth and one of us deigned to shower a bit of love upon them. They couldn't handle it.
Boys peak at, what, 20? Women in their forties? You can't handle women in their forties. If you think you can, have 'experience' saying otherwise, you probably met up with a kindly one trying to make you not jump off a cliff at the loss of your incredible, though long past, virility. Little blue pills. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! So there. |
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some folks are just so sensitive. i have a birthday this month and i'm trying to empathize with you. you just can't be nice to some folks.....
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See? Sheesh. Dishing it out, taking it. Heat and kitchens. Big dogs and porches. |
why all the hate? i'm just trying to give some of the elderly spinsters a few compliments.
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A lot of my colleagues think I am around 35. Shoulder length black hair, begining to gray at the temples, 6 feet 2 inches, around 220 pounds (I could lose a few). I would say peak efficiency. |
Gunmaster, you are a gentleman and a scholar and the right kind of man.
(My boyfriend doesn't fit the description I rather tongue-in-cheek posted, either.) ;) |
So that's what "Gun master" means :p:
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i think we need to divide the cellar into 2 sections. justin bieber lovers on the right and lawrence welk on the left. now don't take this wrong. i feel like people of my generation have difficulties relating to people over 40. i know you spend your days pondering your mortality and checking your depends.
bri & im, please don't take offense to the generalization of your music era. i'm sure you can dance a pretty mean polka |
I just can't picture Sarge at a JB concert... well maybe with his daughter in tow!
Those are the only 2 choices? Well I think I'll pass and be in the third section... |
tulip, P has the walker, the cane, and the bedside cuz he's had two knee replacements and two hip replacements. i got the idea to take a pic of that in light of the thread! i may be 41 but i can still go on for hours on end!! i'm in better shape at 41 than i was at 21 and racing supercross!! don't need a gym having to throw around those go karts!
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Yeah, I'm thinking those are the wrong 2 choices. From what I've been reading lately, advanced and remedial would be more appropriate groups, if we absolutely had to have two groups. Of course, it might be tough getting a seat in the remedial lunch room. :rolleyes: |
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And we kick ass doin' 'em, too! Watch and learn, young whippersnapper. Watch and learn. . . Lady Gaga's got nothin' on us! |
Good ol' Chopper.
He's a marmot. |
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