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Trilby 04-26-2011 06:54 AM

I knew some smarty pants would do that :D

I think we, as a responsible forum, should address the question of the insincerity of kangaroos.

Discuss.

footfootfoot 04-26-2011 10:11 AM

That bear's a dressing, and that bear's naked.

I went bear hunting once and as I was driving to the woods I saw a sign that read "BEAR RIGHT" so I went right. A little further on I saw a sign that read "BEAR LEFT" so I turned around and went home.

footfootfoot 04-26-2011 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 727278)
I knew some smarty pants would do that :D

I think we, as a responsible forum, should address the question of the insincerity of kangaroos.

Discuss.

I think Kangaroos have low self esteem and lack confidence, that is why they are insincere.

infinite monkey 04-26-2011 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 727325)
I think Kangaroos have low self esteem and lack confidence, that is why they are insincere.

Then perhaps they're not really insincere? They just can't express themselves well, so they come off all stand-offish and phony?

Why can't we all get along with the kangaroos? We should spend more time getting to know them. I'm taking a family of 'roos (I asked, they don't mind being called that) to dinner tonight. To get to really KNOW them.

They just want to be loved. Is that so WWWRRRRRRRRROOOONNNNGGGG?

monster 04-26-2011 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 727275)
I think that bears undressing.

bare bears?

Trilby 04-26-2011 10:44 AM

People! This isn't about bears or kangaroos or how many times I voted!

I don't have to listen to these wild allegations!

footfootfoot 04-26-2011 12:03 PM

wait till mr. undertoad see that, then you'll be banned shirley.

infinite monkey 04-26-2011 12:05 PM

Great. Now please wait for the arrival of surly shirley. Or speculative shirley. Or s'not shirley.

footfootfoot 04-26-2011 02:51 PM

how dare you make a mockery of my mockery, you fucker11!!!!111

pensive pam 04-26-2011 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 727455)
how dare you make a mockery of my mockery, you fucker11!!!!111

is that all you have to say?? jst let me be. why do you chase me??

Pam.

infinite monkey 04-26-2011 02:55 PM

footfoo loves you and wants to have like ten thousand of your babies. She can't help herself.

pensive pam 04-26-2011 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 727462)
footfoo loves you and wants to have like ten thousand of your babies. She can't help herself.

and now i see at bottom of page, that someone has chosen to label me 'dumb c*nt?' why??? i would like to know who is responsible for those words.

Very angry,
Pam.

HungLikeJesus 04-26-2011 03:03 PM

I don't see that.

pensive pam 04-26-2011 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 727471)
I don't see that.

well, Then somebody change tag that was listed. i promise you - it did say 'dumb c*nt.' i hope it was not you.

Pam.

HungLikeJesus 04-26-2011 03:07 PM

I wouldn't do that. That would be rude. Some times things get carried too far.

pensive pam 04-26-2011 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 727475)
I wouldn't do that. That would be rude. Some times things get carried too far.

i see that you choose to return he on Easter. that was funny. of all the places Jesus, why did you choose to return here?? i had a post wishing u had shown up in Times Sq. and we could put you on 'jumbo-tron' tv (which is there) for the world to see!!! Ha! Ha!

Pam!

Sundae 04-26-2011 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 727330)
bare bears?

I once watched a circus act, where a naked girl danced between two bears.
We saw plenty of the bear in front, but never her bare behind.

You did get to see her snatch though.
Fantastic.

pensive pam 04-26-2011 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 727483)
I once watched a circus act, where a naked girl danced between two bears.
We saw plenty of the bear in front, but never her bare behind.

You did get to see her snatch though.
Fantastic.

you post nonsense on my thread. you are a 'bitter scorn' woman. others agree with my assessment. do you work in ice cream parlor?? hence the name 'sundae girl.' however, i do like the name.

Pam.

DanaC 04-26-2011 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pensive pam (Post 727486)
you post nonsense on my thread. you are a 'bitter scorn' woman. others agree with my assessment. do you work in ice cream parlor?? hence the name 'sundae girl.' however, i do like the name.

Pam.

Don't be dissin' on my homegirl now. Me and Sundae, we tight.

pensive pam 04-26-2011 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 727512)
Don't be dissin' on my homegirl now. Me and Sundae, we tight.

'sundae' is mean, and should leave...

Pam.

DanaC 04-26-2011 04:38 PM

No she isn;t and no she shouldn't :p

HungLikeJesus 04-26-2011 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pensive pam (Post 727476)
i had a post wishing u had shown up in Times Sq. and we could put you on 'jumbo-tron' tv (which is there) for the world to see!!! Ha! Ha!

Pam!

Sorry, I missed that one.

I'm afraid of New York City. There are too many people.

BigV 04-26-2011 09:52 PM

amen brother.

father, whatever.

monster 04-26-2011 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 727512)
Don't be dissin' on my homegirl now. Me and Sundae, we tight.

Quote:

Originally Posted by pensive pam (Post 727525)
'sundae' is mean, and should leave...

Pam.

Sundae and Dana have shared a bedroom IN REAL LIFE

Why is feeding trolls harder to give up than drinking beer? OK maybe they're about the same.... and related....

Nirvana 04-26-2011 11:09 PM

I haven't run out of troll feed?

Uday 04-26-2011 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 727769)
Sundae and Dana have shared a bedroom IN REAL LIFE

Why is feeding trolls harder to give up than drinking beer? OK maybe they're about the same.... and related....

It feels good when you do it, but you wind up sick and wondering where you are?

monster 04-26-2011 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nirvana (Post 727770)
I haven't run out of troll feed?

Gawd, you own a cattle farm, you could probably feed silly cows forever...

Big Sarge 04-26-2011 11:33 PM

Pam, I think you have misunderstood Sundae Girl. SG is really a cross dresser. He dresses as a woman on Sundays and that is why we call him Sundae Girl.

penis spam 04-26-2011 11:58 PM

I would love you. I think we have so much in common


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