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Trilby 10-20-2011 07:43 AM

Kasick - a Lehman brothers nightmare come true for Ohioans.

Is there anything he can't fuck up?

infinite monkey 10-20-2011 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 765503)
Kasick - a Lehman brothers nightmare come true for Ohioans.

Is there anything he can't fuck up?

Nope, not much!

infinite monkey 10-20-2011 08:37 AM

Effing USA Today, which is out next to the register where you pay for your coffee, had pics of a lion and tiger, dead, from this incident.

Bullshit to sell a paper. Do they show pics of dead people after some nutjob like this man went on a rampage?

I really didn't want to see that this morning.

glatt 10-20-2011 09:04 AM

Front page of the Washington Post too.

ZenGum 10-20-2011 07:32 PM

Very sad.

I've heard that there are more tigers as private pets in the state of Texas alone than there are left in the wild in the entire world.

Which is kind of good, since it is a safeguard against extinction, but is otherwise bloody depressing.

Aliantha 10-20-2011 07:35 PM

I just don't get why you'd want to have a tiger as a pet - or any other large feline for that matter, or other non domestic animals really. I can only figure it's for the kudos of being able to say you own one, and what's the point in that?

ZenGum 10-20-2011 07:47 PM

Well I reckon Mr Thompson had no problems at all with burglars.

Gravdigr 10-31-2011 03:31 PM

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One more reason why people hate the TSA:

Loaded gun in checked bag: Take a later flight.

Express unhappiness at being fondled in public: Your cell is this way.

infinite monkey 10-31-2011 03:34 PM

It's kind of weird that it went unnoticed then it FELL out of a duffel bag? What, like the duffel bag was running around open?

wolf 10-31-2011 03:47 PM

There is probably more to the story that is not being reported ... if there weren't, the owner would not have been able to take a later flight to Portland. It's not weird at all. Checked baggage. It didn't go through the groping station.

classicman 10-31-2011 05:46 PM

^^wss^^
They find all kinds of things that go through checked baggage. This is where the next issue will arise. (read bomb) There is no way they can search through all the checked baggage. It's just not going to happen - matter how much you inconvenience everyone.

infinite monkey 10-31-2011 06:29 PM

I still don't get a gun just 'falling' out of a duffle bag. That's just bs.

HungLikeJesus 10-31-2011 06:41 PM

IM - please don't cast asparagus - whatever that means.

Griff 10-31-2011 06:42 PM

Air Marshal

footfootfoot 10-31-2011 06:47 PM

A lot of unlocked bags and cases are opened for un-official inspection by vigilante inspectors who are looking to supplement their income. Sometimes, they don't get the bag closed in time before someone shows up.

happens all the time. All the time.

infinite monkey 10-31-2011 06:54 PM

Ok, I didn't think about that. It makes sense now.

I guess I don't 'think outside the box' these days. So much goes right past me.

Otherwise i'd be a billionaire.

HungLikeJesus 10-31-2011 07:12 PM

Maybe you just need a bigger box.

DanaC 10-31-2011 07:14 PM

That's it! By jove. man, I think you've got it!

We need to significantly increase the size and capacity of our boxes...

infinite monkey 10-31-2011 07:15 PM

I'm in. How does this work exactly?

DanaC 10-31-2011 07:17 PM

Well, first we have to figure out a supplier for our boxes...

classicman 10-31-2011 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 768709)
Maybe you just need a bigger box.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 768712)
That's it! By jove. man, I think you've got it!
We need to significantly increase the size and capacity of our boxes...

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 768714)
I'm in. How does this work exactly?

OMG - SOOO not answering that!

DanaC 10-31-2011 07:28 PM

hahahahaha

Wuss.

infinite monkey 10-31-2011 07:34 PM

If I could think outside the box I would have a clue what you two are alluding to! :blush:

DanaC 10-31-2011 07:38 PM

Y'know.....once we've sorted out achieving bigger boxes, well then we'd need to fill them.

Classic...any ideas on how we'd go about filling our boxes?

footfootfoot 10-31-2011 08:40 PM


classicman 10-31-2011 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 768750)
Classic...any ideas on how we'd go about filling our boxes?

That question would be best directed to HLJ. ;)

BigV 11-01-2011 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 768750)
Y'know.....once we've sorted out achieving bigger boxes, well then we'd need to fill them.

Classic...any ideas on how we'd go about filling our boxes?

I have some experience here, as I've filled a few boxes in my day. Ironically, whenever I'm thinking outside the box, what I'm thinking about is how to get back *inside* the box.

So, no help really. Good luck with your box though.

HungLikeJesus 11-01-2011 11:07 AM

There was a video that Pam posted a link to a few days ago, but I can't find it now. It's mostly about a guy riding around in a big box. That's what you need - a big box that a guy can ride around in.

classicman 11-01-2011 11:32 AM

Dog fed LSD by naked couple is hit by car
Quote:

Police said a dachshund was hit by a car and injured Sunday night after it had been fed LSD by its owners.

CBS Affiliate WGCL reports that police responded to a call Sunday evening of a naked man and woman running down Pinehurst Road.

According to Captain Harold Thomas, officers knocked on the door of a house and Nicholas Modrich answered the door naked.

According to police, Modrich and Jamie Hughes, both 25, told officers they had taken LSD, and had given some to their dog Oscar, who was missing.

"They were tripping pretty hard," Captain Thomas told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

Officers began to search for Oscar, and learned he had been hit by a car on a nearby road.

After being hit, Thomas said, the dog bit Modrich's mother and brother.

Gwinnett Animal Control took Oscar, but Modrich's family requested he be taken to a private veterinarian, police said. His medical condition is not known.

Police said a search of the house uncovered drug paraphernalia and marijuana. No LSD was found in the home.
Grrrrrrrrrrr Assholes.

Sundae 11-01-2011 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 768661)
There is no way they can search through all the checked baggage. It's just not going to happen - matter how much you inconvenience everyone.

ALL baggage is checked leaving Sri Lanka, because of their civil war.
But all it means is a lot of bemused Westerners watching while armed men stir around their underwear before waving them on.

I can't see how it's effective in the slightest.
Except as a fetish thrill.

classicman 11-01-2011 12:10 PM

Where does Sri Lanka fit into this story?
Quote:

According to the Los Angeles Times, the workers were loading a duffel bag onto Alaska Airlines Flight 563, which was bound for Portland, Ore., when the loaded .38-caliber handgun was discovered. Sources told The Times that the man told authorities he had flown out of Portland with the same bag, with the gun inside, three days earlier.

BigV 11-01-2011 01:03 PM

because sri lanka is a place where checked baggage is searched, a counter example to the previous assessment that checked baggage could not be checked.

classicman 11-01-2011 02:30 PM

Oh, ok. So Sri Lanka is similar to the US? Is their airport similar to that of those in this article? Do they handle more or less people and/or planes. I dunno anything about it.
How about Moscow, Beijing, Taiwan, London ... Is there a valid comparison?

DanaC 11-01-2011 02:32 PM

Prolly best to take London off that list. They don't handle luggage as such...

Sundae 11-01-2011 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 768993)
Where does Sri Lanka fit into this story?

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 769050)
because sri lanka is a place where checked baggage is searched, a counter example to the previous assessment that checked baggage could not be checked.

Ding ding ding!
Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 769115)
Oh, ok. So Sri Lanka is similar to the US? Is their airport similar to that of those in this article? Do they handle more or less people and/or planes. I dunno anything about it.
How about Moscow, Beijing, Taiwan, London ... Is there a valid comparison?

I didn't mean it to be part of an argument.
My post does say I thought it was of little value.
I was just adding some local colour to the mix.

If you ever get to watch Border Control, do so.
It's an Aussie programme, about people, things, boats, goods, things and pets and things coming into Australia.
Given that it has no land borders, they can be as strict as they like.
And they are.
Given that it has no land borders, smugglers will be as inventive as they can. And they are.

Obviously the programme can only show those they've caught (and the odd suspicious person who is cleared) but it does make the security look bloody efficient.

I prefer Animal Rescue (Aussie again) but it doesn't fit in this thread...

HungLikeJesus 11-01-2011 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 769050)
because sri lanka is a place where checked baggage is searched, a counter example to the previous assessment that checked baggage could not be checked.

What has once been checked can never be unchecked.

classicman 11-01-2011 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 769118)
Prolly best to take London off that list. They don't handle luggage as such...

Please explain

BigV 11-01-2011 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 769136)
What has once been checked can never be unchecked.

true, but it can be routed through Denver, never to be seen again.

HungLikeJesus 11-01-2011 04:31 PM

Oh no! My wife flew out of Denver just a few hours ago.

BigV 11-01-2011 04:52 PM

Jesus Jesus! You didn't check her did you?

infinite monkey 11-01-2011 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 769133)
I didn't mean it to be part of an argument.
My post does say I thought it was of little value.
I was just adding some local colour to the mix.

~snip~

Sri Lanka is so much fun to say, anyway. So is Ceylon.

Pretty words!

ZenGum 11-02-2011 02:44 AM

Umm ... TSA doesn't examine checked baggage? WTF?

I get the point of being stricter with carry-on stuff, but checked bags could still have, you know, a b - o - m - b. Like Lockerbie, eh?

HungLikeJesus 11-02-2011 08:59 AM

Would you want to open a suitcase that might have a-b-o-m-b in it?

BigV 11-02-2011 12:25 PM

I believe the checked baggage is scanned in other ways for explosives, etc. that can be dangerous from a distance. Carry on baggage is checked for those things too, but also for things that can be dangerous in the hands of a person. Observe that it is possible to check a handgun, but not permitted in carry on baggage.

Clodfobble 11-02-2011 06:41 PM

Checked bags at the Austin airport all pass through a machine which is somehow supposed to detect the presence of any type of explosive powder or even residue.

ZenGum 11-03-2011 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 769663)
Checked bags at the Austin airport all pass through a machine which is somehow supposed to detect the presence of any type of explosive powder or even residue.

Which should have detected the ammunition in the gun, shouldn't it?
(I know, different airport)

Stormieweather 11-22-2011 10:12 AM

Who knew? :mg:

Quote:

The conclusion:
Sunday morning news shows do the most to help people learn about current events,
while some outlets, especially Fox News, lead people to be even less informed than
those who they don’t watch any news at all.
:lol2:

Some news...

Lamplighter 11-22-2011 11:40 AM

Comedy helps...

Quote:

Exposure to Sunday morning news shows helps respondents on this question:
seeing these programs leads to an 11-point increase in the likelihood of getting the answer right.
Listening to NPR also helps, but the biggest aid to answering correctly is
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, which leads to a 6-point decrease
in identifying the protestors as Republicans,
and a 12-point increase in the likelihood of giving the correct answer.

Spexxvet 12-02-2011 10:26 AM

Ky. Church Bans Interracial Couples From Becoming Members


Read more: http://www.wlky.com/news/29901119/de...#ixzz1fOZSyHrk

xoxoxoBruce 12-02-2011 10:37 AM

Quote:

Gulnare Free Will Baptist Church
Seems "Free Will" only applies if it jibes with my free will. :lol:

Lamplighter 12-04-2011 01:38 PM

The Associated Press
Dec. 4, 2011 - 9:44 am
Pastor says he'll void vote on interracial couples
Quote:

PIKEVILLE, Ky. -- The pastor at a Kentucky church says he will nullify
a vote taken by members of his congregation that bans interracial couples.
That's all and good.
But then I read the comments and found this very appropriate.

Comment on this article by Akiva David Miller
Quote:

If the church is typically composed of 40 individuals
and 9 of them voted for a hateful, bigoted policy,
that means that the church is pretty much 1/4 racist bigots; that fact
ought to make any racial minority or mixed race couple feel very welcome.

At this point in time the question of whether the church should
welcome mixed race couples isn't the core issue,
the core issue is whether the church is going to welcome those
who practice bigotry and hate in direct contradiction of scripture.

Either the bigots get expelled or the church in practice willfully harbors bigotry and hatred.
.

classicman 12-04-2011 03:02 PM

I think we need to let these small churches stay in obscurity. They do do not deserve any attention and do NOT reflect the views of the majority.
Screaming RACIST CHURCH is great and sells, but it does more harm than good.
JMO.

BigV 12-04-2011 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 777604)
I think we need to let these small churches stay in obscurity. They do do not deserve any attention and do NOT reflect the views of the majority.
Screaming RACIST CHURCH is great and sells, but it does more harm than good.
JMO.

WRONG.

Your position is exactly the wrong position. I think the only way, the best way to make these hateful hypocrites shrivel up and die is to poison them with sunlight like this. You are right, until they'd gotten some publicity, this kind of retarded unAmerican stance would have likely been sustainable. But when *I* followed the link today, the same link now points to a story about the pastor of the church VOIDING the vote of the congregation.

I have to think the exposure of their racist bigotry produced some positive force, some shamefulness that helped motivate the pastor to act as he has.

The whole idea of denying a mixed race couple membership in the church is bullshit anyhow.

classicman 12-04-2011 06:32 PM

We'll just have to disagree. Utopia does not and never will exist. Publicizing these people only leads more of the weak minded to them, increases their ability to generate money from a broader base and reinforces their message.

Undertoad 12-04-2011 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 777625)
WRONG.

Man, if you ever barked at me in real life like that, I'd fuck you up.

And by "fuck you up" I mean I would glare at you for a moment and then silently move to another table on the other side of the room.

classicman 12-04-2011 06:54 PM

There is a nice comfortable seat for you right here UT.
I'll buy the first round too.

Lamplighter 12-04-2011 07:22 PM

How to shoot yourself in the foot without a gun...

Detroit Free Press
Hope Yen
Dec 4, 2011

Postal cuts to slow delivery of first-class mail
Quote:

WASHINGTON — Facing bankruptcy, the U.S. Postal Service is pushing ahead
with unprecedented cuts to first-class mail next spring that will slow delivery and,
for the first time in 40 years, eliminate the chance for stamped letters to arrive the next day.

The changes would provide short-term relief, but ultimately could prove counterproductive,
pushing more of America's business onto the Internet.

They could slow everything from check payments to Netflix's DVDs-by-mail,
add costs to mail-order prescription drugs, and threaten the existence
of newspapers and time-sensitive magazines delivered by postal carrier
to far-flung suburban and rural communities.
If this goes thru, pay attention to DUE DATES on your credit card statements
.

BigV 12-04-2011 07:52 PM

What harm is caused by shining light on this situation? Really? Maybe it wigs you out? Or... embarrasses you? or... I don't know. What kind of harm comes from the openness?

I could see harm if the response were different, say, firebombing the church. But that didn't happen. Calling them out for their stance, I think that's a good thing.

I don't see how

Quote:

Publicizing these people only leads more of the weak minded to them, increases their ability to generate money from a broader base and reinforces their message.
Maybe. For those who already believe that way. But for those who were more neutral, I think this kind of exposure helps them make a decision. At least it will be an informed one, rather than just based on a kind of silent association. How would it have been better if this never got any press?

classicman 12-04-2011 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 777647)
How would it have been better if this never got any press?

all 12 of them would die eventually.

:right:

Lamplighter 12-04-2011 09:39 PM

V, thanks for your recent thoughts.


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