You mean those chrysanthemum flowers or those blooming flower tea? I've always wanted to get those blooming flower tea, but they're rather expensive, so I just stick with my Ten Lu tea. :D :lol:

I did not go to that link but I wanted to say to F3
OH NO you din't just dig up Ron Jeremy! [did you?]

I'm rather proud of my tattoos. humpff

fuck all! you just made me spew beer!

edit: damn it! make that twice! not sayin which one made me do it though. not without torture!

You would if you could. Yes you would to. :p:

Blooming flower teas are what I mean. They are expensive, but you can get more than one brewing out of them ... they only look really pretty the first time, though.

About bumperstickers ... if there are so many that you can barely see the back of the car through them, it's a liberal. Conservatives typically have one NRA sticker on the back window, and maybe one or two stickers on the bumper, unless the individual is fanatically pro-life and has to announce it to everyone else driving behind them. I should probably slap a sticker over the scratch on my paint. Oh, and we peel off the election ones after the election is over. I still see a lot of "O" stickers, almost like people need to constantly remind themselves that he's president. Kind of like the lawn signs that had to rot off the posts.

Oh, and ....

I am strong.

I am invincible.

I can do anything.

I am woman.

hell i'd never leave the house are you kidding me?

which btw is why i don't go anywhere now.

Stuff I can't do ?

Count the things I can

i gotta ask...were they done professionally or made with light ballast?

I knew an old lady who did that... to cover holes in the walls of her house.

No, it was the man from nantucket.

This should be in the joke thread, but it is apropos.

A woman was shopping at a grocery store and as she went through the cashier's he commented on how much dog food she had in her cart and asked her if she had a lot of dogs for all the food she was buying.

"No, actually, it's for my husband. He accidentally ate a dog biscuit once and discovered that he loved the flavor and now, that's all he'll eat."

"Wow, that's the oddest thing I've ever heard." said the young cashier.

A few months later she was in his line again, but this time she had a cart full of normal groceries. The cashier asked her if her husband had got tired of dog food.

"Actually, no." She said, "He passed away recently."
"Oh, I'm sorry, had he been sick?" asked the cashier.
"No, he was lying on the couch licking his balls and he fell off and broke his neck."

I was waiting for this to be posted but since it has not made its way here . . .

The one thing you cannot do is say these 7 words on TV;
shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.

But you can type them on the interwebs :o

You can't get better than a Kwik Fit fitter

Recent Kwikfit advert.
They have improved!

I can do that , Small Ballpean hammers do WOUNDERS !!!

I can do all things through Christ which strengthens me. Phillippians 4:13

OK. Really, there are tons of things I can't do.

But you know what? I started writing a list of things I can't do . . . such as: I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't run very far, and I realized that's dumb because I can indeed do all those things. Maybe not very well, maybe not right NOW without practicing, but there's not a damn thing stopping me. OK. I can't FLY (without mechanical assistance), I can't get any younger, I can't have a do-over on life, I can't become invisible, can't go to college for free . . . blah blah blah. But for normal types of things, why the hell not?

And BTW, I reheat Chinese food in the microwave all the time. General Tso's is my favorite, followed by lo mein. Yummy!

Ya can't lick your own elbow.

Ya can't lick your own elbow.
seen it done dude
WAY sexy lezbo !!

Dayum.:eek:

post or pic or it didn't happen!

He's prolly got 'em!

I can't belch and fart at the same time.

You Just havent tryed Hard enough Dude !!

sneeze, belch, fart, and piss for the win!

Apparently, I can't leave an empty slot in my diary. Anything longer that 10 minutes and I'll schedule something in it...... :lol:

Kill this thread.

Ya can't even throw my cat through the door when there is snow on.

did you try opening the door?

:D

I chortled.

You can't ship two or three packages via UPS and receive at least two consecutive tracking numbers.

Well DUUU V !!
its a World wide system

Get my husband to eat wholegrain foodz ...