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monster 06-22-2010 10:35 AM

One of my kids has a friend called Marley Beaver. Poor thing.

classicman 06-22-2010 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by jinx (Post 665416)
I had a friend named Windy. Also one named Stormy, although they didn't know each other...

We have a stormie here too.

Sheldonrs 06-22-2010 12:03 PM

Not so much weird name as weird coincidence.

I had just got off the phone with someone who's last name is Moriarty. When I reached for the next donation form to process, the name it is in Memory of is Sherlock! :eek:

Rhianne 06-22-2010 12:47 PM

Not too weird, there was a Joe King, presumably Joseph, where I worked about ten years ago.

Clodfobble 06-22-2010 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr
FWIW: I've read that the name Wendy is recorded nowhere in history before the story about Peter Pan.

The Straight Dope says no, although they agree it gave a major popularity boost to what was a pretty uncommon name at the time.

Spexxvet 06-23-2010 12:11 PM

Bill Lear, who invented the Lear Jet, named his daughter Shanda, as in Shanda Lear.

Pie 06-23-2010 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 665415)
FWIW: I've read that the name Wendy is recorded nowhere in history before the story about Peter Pan.

Nope.

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J. M. Barrie did not invent the name Wendy for his 1904 play Peter Pan, the Boy Who Wouldn't Grow Up (the book form of the story, Peter and Wendy, was published in 1911). He did popularize it, though.
[...]
But we have absolute proof that there were earlier Wendys, thanks to the just-released 1880 U.S. Census and the 1881 British Census (available here). These documents show that the name Wendy, while not common, was indeed used in both the U.S. and Great Britain throughout the 1800s. I had no trouble finding twenty females with the first name Wendy in the United States, the earliest being Wendy Gram of Ohio (born in 1828). If you include such spelling variations as Windy, Wendi, Wenda, and Wandy the number triples.

Shawnee123 06-23-2010 12:21 PM

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Bill Lear, who invented the Lear Jet, named his daughter Shanda, as in Shanda Lear
She was a bright girl. It was so sad when she hung herself.

Undertoad 06-23-2010 12:26 PM

:sweat:you killed me with that one shaw :lol: :lol:

Spexxvet 06-23-2010 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 665769)
She was a bright girl. It was so sad when she hung herself.

Double bonus points!

wanderer 06-25-2010 04:41 AM

I don't know if this should be in list of weird names or list of long names. But we have got this guy from South India working for us. He's named:
"Kinnera Srinivasa Ravishankara Kumara"
(I didn't even remembered it (other than that its really long). Just copy-pasted it from his mail :D)

Clodfobble 06-25-2010 04:04 PM

Better hope he never googles himself. :)

jinx 06-25-2010 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by wanderer (Post 666259)
we have got this guy from South India working for us. He's named:
"Kinnera Srinivasa Ravishankara Kumara"

Better than Michael Bolton at least...

ZenGum 06-25-2010 06:30 PM

I rather enjoyed paging Mr Supakit Charnvanichborikoran at the library where I worked.

Gravdigr 06-26-2010 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 665627)
The Straight Dope says no, although they agree it gave a major popularity boost to what was a pretty uncommon name at the time.

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Originally Posted by Pie (Post 665767)

That's an interesting article. Thanks, to both of you, for pointing it out. Twice.:)

monster 10-09-2010 08:08 PM

There is a boy called Nemo at my son Thor's birthday party right now. We've known about Nemo for a while -he's a grade below Thor and was his "math buddy" last year and is now in his class. But tonight it got better. Nemo informed me his sister is called Rocket (Rocky) for short -he was the one who named her. I think that's an awesome name (not sure about the abbreviation...)

casimendocina 10-10-2010 05:53 AM

I came across the name Shuwanugha (pronounced Schwanu) this year. It took me a semester to learn how to pronounce it correctly, but now it's one of my favourite names.

BigV 10-10-2010 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 660804)
I like interesting and unusual names. I think people need to be more creative. At camp this week, there were 5 boys named Alex and one girl -out of 100 kids. So when someone says something about "Alex", instead of immediately being able to picture the person and process the information, you had to ask which one. Two even had the same last name so we had to distinguish by grade.

If you create a new name, I think it's helpful if it's either already a word, or is something that's intuitive to spell, and something that isn't inapproriate like Vagina or Toiletbrush but beyond that, have fun! And maybe kid the kid a more normal middle name they can use if they treally don't like being unique.

Regarding multiple occurrences of a given name in a group...

When school began this year, SonofV, "E", found that in three of his classes, there were other students also named "E". In one class, there were three of them.

He and his friends have this cute habit. When they're playing HALO on Xbox, and a party starts, when then enter the party, they often say "Marco" as in "Marco!" "Polo!" indicating "I'm here!". In the third class described above, when SonofV was called, he was the third "E", being toward the end of the alphabet for surnames, and he replied "Marco!". The teacher looked up to see which face belonged to *this* "E" and carried on with the roll call.

As he left the class, he looked at the teacher's seating chart and where his name was on the diagram, he saw "E" and (Marco) in parenthesis. Now he's Marco. :p:

Gravdigr 10-10-2010 03:05 PM

I just learnt this the other day:

Back in the thirties, my g-mother & g-father were sitting at the kitchen table when my g-father said "Quick, give me a pencil!" She did, and he wrote a word across the newspaper he was reading, and announced "This is what we'll name our first son."

The word was 'Cosmorauder'. They didn't name their first son that.

She says she still has the newspaper.

Spexxvet 10-11-2010 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 687627)
I just learnt this the other day:

Back in the thirties, my g-mother & g-father were sitting at the kitchen table when my g-father said "Quick, give me a pencil!" She did, and he wrote a word across the newspaper he was reading, and announced "This is what we'll name our first son."

The word was 'Cosmorauder'. They didn't name their first son that.

She says she still has the newspaper.

Did they have a dog named g-spot?

Gravdigr 02-18-2011 04:06 PM

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Did they have a dog named g-spot?

No, he was always pissing on something so they just called him g-whiz...



I came across this today:

Sundae 02-18-2011 04:16 PM

At my school, Harry and Alex(ander) are the most popular boys' names, followed closely by James and William.

Caitlin in various spellings (sorry, as a purist it still bugs me), Emily and Jessica for girls.

Am happy say the names I assigned to my never-to-be-born are not common. I know only one Ruby, no Dorothys, no Felix, Oscars or Theodores and no Rose/ Rosemary/ Rosalynns.

There is an Emilia known as Mimi though - which I think is delightful.

monster 02-18-2011 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 712211)
At my school, Harry and Alex(ander) are the most popular boys' names, followed closely by James and William.

Caitlin in various spellings (sorry, as a purist it still bugs me), Emily and Jessica for girls.

Am happy say the names I assigned to my never-to-be-born are not common. I know only one Ruby, no Dorothys, no Felix, Oscars or Theodores and no Rose/ Rosemary/ Rosalynns.

There is an Emilia known as Mimi though - which I think is delightful.

Two Theodores in Hector's class, one Felix, one Rosalyn! :lol: And a Ruby in Thor's. Several other Rubys in other places. No Dorothys, three Oscars back in UK. Rose is more popular among the moms.

footfootfoot 02-18-2011 05:36 PM

A friend of ours says that there are two types of names for girls: Supreme Court Justice names and Stripper names. I'm sure I wrote about the somewhere. I vaguely remember monster saying her irl name is a borderline one.

Shawnee123 02-21-2011 02:07 PM

I remember that, foot.

monster's irl name is one of my fave names!

Ugh, I think I have a pron name. I don't know.

Ran across a student's name today: Uniqua.

I'd kill my parents.

Clodfobble 02-21-2011 02:14 PM

You're gonna see more of them in the coming years; that's the name of a character in a very popular children's show.

Shawnee123 02-21-2011 02:17 PM

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This thing? But, but...it's PINK! What is it, like Ghetto Barney?

Sundae 02-21-2011 02:19 PM

Shawnee, you do have a stripper's name IRL.
Do you know how embarrassing it is to send cards to Flappy Cunt at Christmas?

Monster - that's me pwned.
But only in the new world.
I'd have been okay here.

Shawnee123 02-21-2011 02:21 PM

Flapping Cunt. That's my Native American name.

Sundae 02-21-2011 02:24 PM

I knew it.
You're the new Billy Bass.

footfootfoot 02-21-2011 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 712652)

Ran across a student's name today: Uniqua.

I'd kill my parents.

How did you catch her? Did unique up on her?

Sundae 02-21-2011 04:02 PM

^ I don't know whether to give you a medal or a slap in the chops for that ^

jimhelm 02-21-2011 04:20 PM

slap!

ZenGum 02-22-2011 01:26 AM

Some dude in Egypt has just named his daughter Facebook.

:facepalm:

monster 02-22-2011 07:32 AM

It's pronounced Fa-see-boo (the k is silent)

Trilby 02-22-2011 07:47 AM

Uniqua - what a unique and horribly ugly name that is!

Sundae 02-22-2011 09:14 AM

One of the girls at school is called Fa-SI-am-ee.
It's not spelt like that, I'm covering myself from searches.

I think it's a lovely name - I assume it is Afro/ Caribbean as she is black.
It's not weird per se. But it is unusual.

monster 02-22-2011 10:19 AM

could you maybe spell it backwards for the curious? i'm thinking emae-caf no hyphen?

Shawnee123 02-22-2011 10:42 AM

My name is exec dsscfv. Erffvxw.

plthijinx 02-22-2011 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 712672)
Flapping Cunt. That's my Native American name.

thanks. thanks a lot. hot morning coffee out my nose and onto the puter screen.




good job!

Pete Zicato 02-22-2011 01:04 PM

I think she might be related to two-dogs-fucking.

Tulip 02-22-2011 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by plthijinx (Post 712832)
thanks. thanks a lot. hot morning coffee out my nose and onto the puter screen.




good job!

We'd think you know by now not to drink anything while reading the forum. How many times have you splattered the computer monitor with liquids?? :eyebrow:

plthijinx 02-22-2011 02:13 PM

where;s that 10 foot pole again?? ah. here.

Sundae 02-22-2011 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 712826)
could you maybe spell it backwards for the curious? i'm thinking emae-caf no hyphen?

She's not been in my class - we know eachother through her siblings - so I've not seen it written down. I was being uber careful when trying to spell it, because if I lucked on the right one it would have been more easy to identify.

I will look it up and spell it backwards if you're interested. I am myself now.

I have many children cannon into me at lunchtime (I am on duty 12.30-13.10) and I only know half of their names. Black and Asian children are easier to identify purely because of their colouring/ rarity, but I find those that have been in my classes make a beeline for me.

Obviously some caucasian children do too, but given the numbers it's a smaller percentage. Fas has never been taught by me, but is related to children who have, and is friends with children in Craft Club (which I helped with before being employed). The family supports the school well, so she's seen me at school events too.

Same with hauqitra (reverse) and family. Technically I didn't know her sisters, but they live about 200 yards from me and were always together and always SO polite. One of her sisters gravely told me at Kids On The Catwalk that I was very cool. If you'd heard the offhand way she said it, you'd have lit up too.

JuancoRocks 02-23-2011 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 712672)
Flapping Cunt. That's my Native American name.

My name in Navajo was translated to Gelka Sha Hay which is supposed to mean "My shit is falling"....... but actually translates to; "My shit stinks"

Either way it's correct.......:rolleyes:

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Gravdigr 04-03-2011 02:28 PM

I just read the obit of one Beulah M. Conquergood.

Gravdigr 08-17-2011 03:59 PM

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When she does, I bet it smells like fresh baked pie.

Sock_Puppet 08-18-2011 09:17 AM

There is or was (I've switched banks) a woman at the bank here whose name is 'Qualtine'

monster 11-21-2011 08:09 PM

Living in a glass house, but......

There is a Zolan on Thor's Academic Games team. I can almost hear the movie trailer......

The Thor Wars continue....can our hero defeat the Mighty Zolan and his epic p-flubs?

Gravdigr 08-26-2012 02:21 PM

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Sundae 08-26-2012 02:25 PM

I worked with a very insipid girl whose mother's maiden name was Grucock.
When we played the "what would your porn name be" one afternoon she was exceptionally reluctant.

Her first pets after all were two Guinea Pigs called Pinky and Perky.

Trilby 08-26-2012 04:15 PM

you can't beat Dickens for, well, beating you over the head with symbolic names.
Professor Gradgrind, indeed!

How dumb does he think we are?

but I did hear of a Roman soldier once named Bigus Dickus.

His wife was called Incontinentia.

:)

Gravdigr 09-14-2013 03:03 PM

Hawaii can't fit woman's last name on license
 
from AP, via YahooNews

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HONOLULU (AP) — A Hawaii woman's last name is a real mouthful, containing 36 characters and 19 syllables in all. And it's so long that she couldn't get a driver's license with her correct name.

Janice "Lokelani" Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele is in the midst of a fight with state and local officials to ensure that her full name gets listed on a license or ID card. Her name is pronounced: KAY'-ee-hah-nah-EE'-coo-COW'-ah-KAH'-hee-HOO'-lee-heh-eh-KAH'-how-NAH-eh-leh.

The documents only have room for 35 characters. Her name has 35 letters plus a mark used in the Hawaiian alphabet, called an okina.

So Hawaii County instead issued her driver's license and her state ID with the last letter of her name chopped off. And it omitted her first name.

The 54-year-old Big Island resident wrote her mayor and city councilwoman for help, but the county said the state of Hawaii computer system they used wouldn't allow names longer than 35 characters.

Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele got the name when she married her Hawaiian husband in 1992.

He used only the one name, which his grandfather gave him. The name came to his grandfather in a dream that also told him he would have a grandson.

Her husband died in 2008, but he had similar problems when he was alive, she told The Associated Press.

The name has layers of meanings. One, she said, is "When there is chaos and confusion, you are one that will stand up and get people to focus in one direction and come out of the chaos." It also references the origins of her and her husband's family.

Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele was compelled to bring attention to the issue after a policeman last month gave her a hard time about her driver's license when he pulled her over for a traffic stop. She wrote Honolulu television station KHON for help, and her story started getting more attention.

"I said wait a minute, this is not my fault. This is the county's fault that I don't have an ID that has my name correctly," she said.

The police officer suggested she could use her maiden name.

"I said, how disrespectful to the Hawaiian people because there's a lot of meaning behind this name. I've had this name for over 20 years. I had to grow into this name. It's very deep spiritual path," she said.

Caroline Sluyter, state Department of Transportation spokeswoman, said Thursday the state is working to increase space for names on driver's licenses and ID cards.

By the end of the year, the cards will allow 40 characters for first and last names and 35 characters for middle names, she said.

Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele, who practices shoreline fishing in the Hawaiian tradition as a profession, said she's happy the publicity about her situation has prompted many people to have badly needed discussions.

"If you're going to require people to have picture IDs to identify them, they have to be correct," she said.

Lamplighter 09-14-2013 04:15 PM

This is one of those "penny wise, pound poor" issues of database programmers.

Back in the day, space was limited and programmers were mindful
to conserve it as much as they could. To wit: Y2K

But now the NSA has shown us that there is no limit to storage,
and anything of any length is possible.

Gravdigr 01-04-2014 03:01 PM

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Please to note his rank...

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BigV 01-04-2014 09:15 PM

Color me skeptical.

Gravdigr 01-05-2014 12:27 PM

Ok, you're colored.

What do ya expect, with Velcro name tags?

Myself, I separated the humor out, and, just enjoyed that.

Gravdigr 01-05-2014 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 888272)
Please to note his rank...

It's Captain, if ya didn't get that far.

Although we could doubt that, too, if you like.

Hell, it might not even be a guy, for all we know.

Could be a houseplant. Or a vaguely human-esque tumbleweed.

Molasar 01-18-2014 03:00 AM

I've sometimes been mistaken for Warwick Hunt. And Warren Assol.

some people say that to me ;)

infinite monkey 01-18-2014 09:16 AM

We used to pay a quarter at the Strawberry Festival to have them page "Mike Hunt." And we laughed and laughed. The old standard.


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