Sorry DVC, but ewe'd better look elsewhere. :)

Bitches (the real one's) wouldn't be suitable for "lonely nights". They are only receptive for a week or so, every few months, and when copulating, she will clamp down, locking the male's member inside her, involuntarily.

That dog is going nowhere until she cools down a bit.

Speaking of Ewe's: All part of the natural world, but
<<This is not for the faint of heart>>
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=...num=7&ct=image

I guess I figured out what was going on, but why the rope?

That's a leash.

I thought it was floss.

Rhea Perlman?

http://images.broadwayworld.com/uplo...Paul_Rider.jpg

Oh, please... I'd sooner risk a PBT, than that woman! :headshake

Yeah, she's probably a nice person, but not exactly boner inspiring.:headshake

And if her NSFW is anywhere near similar to her mouth...

There'd not be enough lube, or alcohol, or drugs, or a combination of the three, that could make "it" pleasurable, pleasant, or seemingly a good idea... not even for a moment. :headshake

Bring on the PitBull!

:headshakeShe fits your criteria. You didn't say it had to be boner material.

That's true...

How does she look, on all fours? ;)

If you are an owner of a dog that belongs to a 'dangerous breed' category and you also have a child or a visiting small child please take this as a warning.




Don't leave your dog with a small child unattended under any circumstances!!!



Only one little moment was enough for the following to happen.



See the photo below .....

Hell, even Cocker Spaniels are more known to bite than a pit. I've known many and they all were big sweethearts. Okay, there was this one pit, but I didn't know it nor did I care to or ever will. It was being trained to fight. I met it and it's owner in Fairmount Park one day. The dog had just finished ravaging and killing some kind of mixed breed that had had it's mouth taped closed and was tightly tied to a tree. The owner said it was to give the dog the taste of blood. It only had that one though as I immediately took out my .45 and shot the dog dead, then placed the smoking muzzle to the owners nose and dared him to say anything. He declined. Amazingly.

I hate fighting dogs and especially the people who make them the way they are. I love dogs but some things cannot be tolerated.

A few of you have met my dog Junior. His pictures are elsewhere on the Cellar. He's a mixed Queensland Heeler and with his fat head, he has been called a pit mix. He's a very nice dog who will put up with a lot and loves anyone who scratches his back or neck. He has bitten four people, three kids. He's a bite and release biter. All four were either in his territory without supervision or abusing the dog. Both are major no-nos. I had to save him from the pound once. And when I heard how he came to be there, had to be physically restrained from going off to beat to death the person who dragged my dog from his house and across the street so that he could be legally impounded.

That person mysteriously moved away soon after word got around that I was laying for him.

I protect my dogs as if they were my own children. I would not allow to live any of my dogs if they were actually a threat to people. Junior is not, he's just protective and more territorial than most. His bitees have always been disobeying the rules posted.

There are no dangerous dogs, only dangerous owners.

BTW, my Shih Tzus are the only dogs I've ever had with a killer instinct. They cornered a cat in the yard and were trying to kill it (came close) when the Mrs. rescued the cat. The rest of the pack were only barking and sniffing. The Shih Tzu is one of the least threatening dogs in the world.

You never can tell though.

It's not that they bite more, its the not letting go part.

So the kids climbed your back yard fence? Or they were wandering in your front yard? How did these kids get into his "territory?"

That appears to be a Staffie (American Staffordshire Terrier), not a pit.

Seriously, they should have smelled his markings.

"It only had that one though as I immediately took out my .45 and shot the dog dead, then placed the smoking muzzle to the owners nose and dared him to say anything. He declined. Amazingly."

Wow, Brian, too bad you're not single.

I think I'm in love.

The answer is that two kids DID climb the (six foot high) fence to play with the doggie. Two were guests of the "special" child in the house, who had been encouraged to abuse the animal by kicking and shouting at it.

The fence is posted.

A well-trained dog knows the difference between a harmless child, and an intruder.

Perhaps someone should turn their .45 onto your violent pups, BrianR.

I know, for a fact, that any dog my brother trains, would protect its territory, to the death, from an INTRUDER... but would never harm a helpless, harmless child...

Just sayin'... :)

Yes, and I'm having trouble with the jump from the first sentence in this snippet and the last sentence in the snippet.

What if it's the dreaded helpless, harmless child intruder? Huh?

Darn, you've got me, there...

They could...

*Dramatic Music Plays...*

HOBBLE AROUND UNCERTAIN AND NON-THREATENINGLY!

*Dramatic Crescendo!*

Just think of the horror those children could cast upon this poor person's yard. :(

"Harmless" kids have tortured animals, burned houses down, and murdered each other. I'll bet the dog in question did know the kids weren't helpless little angels, but little sadistic monsters.

Or midget terrorists. :eyebrow:

PDX is in the midst of a major long-running controversy over unnecessary (?) police shootings.
Also, this morning the local news reported that police responded to an 911-call "intruder in the house"
and shot the homeowner's pitbull because it was being aggressive towards them.

My wife wants me to get a bumper sticker: Shoot more pitbulls... less people

I always wonder "What's up?" with calling 911 for police help, and YOU KNOW your dog will defend it's territory from them.

NEVER do they tell the cops "Watch out for my dog, it can be aggressive" NEVER do they put the dog in a bathroom and close the door on it. Never do they slip on the leash. That never seems to happen. The owner is undoubtedly in an excited frame of mind; not thinking clearly, atm.

What are the cops supposed to do? They can't turn tail and run away, they have a job to do to find the intruder. Allegedly, there is an emergency, in the house.

Seems almost like "dog murder by cop proxy", by the dog's owner.

One more thing to add to the list of bad things dog owners have done. Since there maybe is/was an intruder in the house, I don't blame the owner too much for being irrational.

Agreed.
An why the hell would you have an intruder in the house that the dog isn't handling??!!:yelsick: