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. . . . your mom and your wife start comparing notes.
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. . . . your mistress and wife meet :eek:
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...they call in for your arrest record.
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. . . the dog barks, proving that you were, in fact, there on the night of the 15th.
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...the Zombies come to get you.
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someone checks your expenses claim....
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...your sister tells your mom about the ass pic you posted on teh Cellar.
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... your "friends" post the video on YouTube....
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... fun = frequency, urgency, and nocturia.
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... her parents find out ...
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... pictures surface of the priest kissing his girlfriend.
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...Obama appoints a 31 year old to "fix" the GM company.
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Till the crazy man laughs........
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you realise you're in Bat country!
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... the news gets the story...
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Quote:
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...till you're drowning in rhubarb.
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...til your rhubarb drowns.....
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...someone realises there's a psycho fuck in the room! :P
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... you're blacklisted by the OSCC.
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...the follow through
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.... until someone stabs you in the temple with a letter opener.
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...the wolf wants another hot dog.
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.. PD turn up again and remind us how shit we all are.
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... you get the official email from the IT administrator...
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...Ragnarök.
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... you realise you can't get it back off again.
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...you can't find a freaking Sholphin costume.
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...you get fed up
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...the handle breaks off
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...they check your IP address....
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...PD posters come a callin.
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... the creepy theme music starts playing.
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... you hear the car pull into the driveway.
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. . . you forget to plug the cooling fan back in.
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... you look in the laser with your remaining eye.
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...you try to restart it.
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... the "Neighborhood Watch" captain starts snooping around...
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... you see the train heading towards you at 70 mph!
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... you find out where your Pop Rocks went.
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...your funnel tastes like shit......
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... you hear the rubber glove snapping...
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.. the proctologist undoes his belt...
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the administrator finds the banning button and goes trigger happy.
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[snigger]
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That was just funny.
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*grins*
You better be glad Ali fouind that funny, Boxes... she's highly likely to spank you else:) |
till the mods UNban
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til the unbanned ones still think it's clever to post randomly - despite denigrating our childish sense of humour.
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...till they leave their jakes in our yard.....
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...you realize they weren't just joking
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...till you realize you're standing on a large sheet of plastic.....
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You realise you're tits up on a towel pouring hotrocks into your own arse...
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...until the HIMEOBS show up...
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HA - another good one!!!!!
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...Billy Goats eat your eyeballs out.
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...we get back to fighting amongst ourselves.
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you catch PD errr VD
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