:hugnkiss:

Worst pussy smell of all time = a scented "pantiliner"

This product is sold specifically for women who are insecure about their scent.

It did not have the intended effect. Going down on that after a day's wear is like giving CPR to a dryer sheet. Utterly, utterly foul. I almost got sick. I told her, now that I've had that scent up close you have to stop wearing them at all, or I will be constantly casually vomiting in your presence just from the memory of it. Unscented or nothing, or I'll be taking out a restraining order and your cooze will have to stay 50 yards away from me at all times.

for clarity's sake, this was the ex, not J, thank gawd.

yeah that's something i had in mind when i mentioned douches earlier --if you think you need that 'fix', you'll create the very problem you're trying to avoid (like most govt spending in the US these days)

Box

Well you've covered the fishes, but you have to get around to the loaves before the crucifixion. :D

They'd be in the bread box right ...?

My roomy makes fish jokes. I hate it. :mad2:

I also hate the word queef. It's insulting.

Queef? Are you denying the existence or object to the name.:confused:

How much bread did you want for your fish? ;)

i doubt i will find an etymology for "queef" even in the oed, but my guess is it arose as a sort-of-onomatopoeic word for the sound/event it refers to (when a penis forces air out of a vagina). i know of no other meaning for the word, nor of any more 'proper' term for the same thing (unless you wanna try "vaginal flatulence" haha. i don't), nor have i seen the word habitually used in some way that would give it some secondary color or connotation that would justify a guilt-by-association prejudice against it (i myself hate the word "cunt" for just this reason, because i have most often heard it used to call a woman a 'cunt', and almost invariably by the sort of guys who hate women and probably hit their wives. e.g. "i can't believe that CUNT called the cops on me. i should've blacked BOTH her eyes!").
is this like my prejudice against 'cunt'? or am i missing something? :p

NSFW
My box in a box

(I dunno how to do fancy youtubey things, so you kids can put it in here if you want, I just figured it's safer for work this way anyway, since the opening photo on the video is cleavage)

Point of order, just like flatulence from other orifices, a penis can make it worse but is by no means necessary.

this one (dare I call her?) woman I know calls it her "peachy."

I LOVE the word cunt. It is a most spectacular word and has been hijacked by an ungrateful and brutish society. Said right, it's a very sexy word.

CUNT
KUNA = meant both Mother Earth in BASQUE old Indo European language and YONI
CUNTRY meaning Earth Goddess = country
As late as 1700 English peasantry still used this word CUNT with respect. Often it would be associated with a river or a township by a river mouth (river CUNNIT, now the river Kennet; township in Roman times called CUNETIO
since 1740 this word CUNT had been held to be obscene and was a legal offence to print it in full, thus the Partridge Dict of Slang (1726) writes the word C*NT (Silbury treasure 110)
VULVA is the accepted replacement for CUNT
KALI is one of the titles of the great Devi of ancient India, the goddess was called KUNTI yoni of the UNIVERSE
Many words and concepts come from this ancient word
CUNINA the Roman Goddess who guards children in the cradle
CUNABULA cradle, earliest abode, the place where everythig is nurtured in its beginnings
CUNICLE a passageway (underground); a hole
CUNNE; to enquire into, to explore, to have experience of, to prove, to test, to taste
CUNNING; to know, possessing a practical skill, able, skilful, clever, possessing a magical knowledge
1874 "I threatened to prosecute the village CUNNING WOMAN whose herbal knowledge and other wisdom continued to be held in high esteem by the villagers" (Silbury 112)
KUNTA (Norse) gave rise to the family of words such as KIN OF THE KUNT

The goddess was seen as the PATHENOGENIC; the sole CREATIX of the universe
In other words the oldest meaning of VIRGIN is, creation without a male
CUNT
21st Century
Etymology: Middle English CUNTE akin to low German KUNTE
Usally obsene referring to a woman's VULVA
also coitus with a woman
usally disparaging


CHRISTIAN CUNNUS DIABOLI = Devilsh cunt = woman + expression of hate

Cuntankerous - Crotchety.

Plus it's useful in DeepLeap when you have the dreaded C and U.

actually, i'v seen female genitalia referred to by the words 'cunnus' and 'cunnie' in a few latin texts, and may even have seen a similiar word, like "kunsos" or something, in greek. i wouldn't be surprised if this one goes back to indo-european. if i had access to books right now i'd try seeing if there were a similar word in an indian language perhaps....

*Nods emphatically*

Note that the author himself does not hold the woman in high esteem.The villagers hold her in high esteem. He is using the word 'cunning' in its perjorative sense: her knowledge and wisdom is of a dangerous and immoral form. It is not the virtuous learning of an educated man, rather it is the depths to which a woman can sink if her passions and natural proclivities are not contained. By 1874 there had already been at least 100 years of holding up 'cunning' as one of the vices women naturally tend to if not given a proper education. The lower-orders also, were considered to have 'cunning' naturally.

Boom Boom!



From memory, I've read that cunt is derived from latin, Cunare, meaning wedge, and this is the root (ahem) for cunnilingus, the application of the tounge to said area.
I was a bit puzzled though, I guess the pubic hair is vaguely wedge shaped, but I don't see much wedgeiness in the vulva/vagina itself. (I'll have to look into it more closely!)
I can understand, however, cunare meaning wedge being related to cunning, meaning clever/effective. Splitting, lifting or whatever is often made easier by use of a wedge. And golf.

Whatever you call it here's how to pierce it. Obviously NSFW!

the one I really can't stand is "vajajay"

blecch

I didn't watch it, but just the presence of the word "amateur" in the filename make me cringe.

That just means it was submitted by a reader of the site, rather than coming from another site.

dana: "Note that the author himself does not hold the woman in high esteem.The villagers hold her in high esteem."
actually, if you're gonna nitpick, it's worth noting that the quote says that the woman's "knowledge and wisdom" were held in high esteem by the villagers. i can have great esteem for my doctor's skills and still think she's an ass.
zen: my own memory is often wrong. i definitely recall seeing "cunni" used as a slang term somewhere tho, and it seemed to carry a slightly vulgar tone.
and, since i personally used to call a gf's pubic region in general "the triangle" i can fully understand "the wedge". yeah, this was mainly based on the natural shape of the pubes, and also just kind of the shape of that fine area, where the planes of her hips and perfectly flat stomach converged to point to the promised land....






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Yes, her knowledge and wisdom is held in high esteem by the villagers, but his designation of her particular kind of knowledge as 'cunning' is heavily imbued with significance. It could only be, in the gendered semiotic of eighteenth and nineteenth-century British culture. It is perjorative in the same way sinister is. Sinister is perjorative because of it's association with left-handedness and homosexuality; cunning is perjorative because of its feminine associations. The culture that produced that tag had spent a century and more reducing female wisdom's cultural status to something less rational or relevant than male wisdom: 'cunning' despite his other references to knowledge and wisdom is 'untutored' and 'natural' ie. female; and potentially dangerous.

it's 'pejorative' btw

i'm wondering if 'cunning' mightn't also be related to 'ken' (which sounds scottish to me, but i don't have a proper dictionary around..)

kennen ... German, "to know" in the sense of to be familiar with, to be acquainted with (as opposed to factual knowledge).

Ta for the spelling lesson :P

Could well be a connection then. Both are informal types knowledge.

Yes, I've seen cunni and cunny used frequently in erotic writing, usually in a female narrative. Not necessarily written by a female, but a female character's musings in the story.

I'll ask my beloved what she calls hers but beware, she can be a tad, shall we say, graphic?

and we are, shall I say, graphic-lovers? ask! ask!

she says

cookie
bank
furburger
artichoke (artichoke?)
her usual is just plain old pussy

cookie's good.

I left out the Spanish ones. Translated, they make no sense. Plus, I can't spell in Spanish.

spanish is spelled like it sounds. not a bunch of stoopit rules and exceptions...

to me Spanish is gibberish. No comprendo Espanol.

I beg to differ. Hace is pronounced AhThay. At least according to my HS Spanish teacher.

If you're from South America, it is. Mexicans don't do the lisp thing.

i thought the lithp wath only thposed to be cathtillian

trim

yeah .... I forgot about that one.

Anybody say twat yet?

I say it regularly, but only as a term of abuse :P

My ex called it her lily. Funny term a buddy uses is stinky twinkie.

Gremlin's Wheelbarrow

Again, with the smell!

Khrog doomhammer, slayer of worlds

Female: Little man in the boat. Male: Willy the One-Eyed Wonder Worm