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Razzmatazz13 03-19-2009 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey (Post 546873)
I'm just this guy, you know?

HM, I freakin love you :biglaugha

Crimson Ghost 03-20-2009 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 547078)
"I work for no man... I have no name."

Well, that right there may be the reason you've had difficulty findin' gainful employment.

TheMercenary 03-20-2009 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 547175)
Well, that right there may be the reason you've had difficulty findin' gainful employment.

He is self employeed.

capnhowdy 03-20-2009 07:11 AM

Especially in the mart of today's commerce.

Shawnee123 03-20-2009 07:22 AM

You will find a fortune, though it will not be the one you seek.

capnhowdy 03-20-2009 07:31 AM

And see a cow.... on a cottonhouse?

Shawnee123 03-20-2009 07:37 AM

Whatcha ridin there, Tommy?

Uh, roll-top desk.

Trilby 03-20-2009 07:45 AM

I hope that roll-top desk has a jewel-encrusted ring in it.

Shawnee123 03-20-2009 08:08 AM

It might be in the chifferobe.

monster 03-20-2009 09:13 AM

OK I give up, Google is not helping at all. 'Splain please, Lucy.

Shawnee123 03-20-2009 09:15 AM

Apparently, we've all seen O Brother Where Art Thou like a billion times, and we can't help but go on quote tangents. :p

SteveDallas 03-20-2009 09:30 AM

FTR I've never seen it.

footfootfoot 03-20-2009 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 547225)
It might be in the chifferobe.

No, I busted that up for Miss Ewell last spring.

monster 03-20-2009 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 547249)
FTR I've never seen it.

me neither

Shawnee123 03-20-2009 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 547255)
No, I busted that up for Miss Ewell last spring.

Perfect! Another all time favorite! :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 547249)
FTR I've never seen it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 547272)
me neither

Well, you don't know what you're missing. Funny funny movie.

dar512 03-20-2009 10:14 AM

It's well worth a viewing.

DanaC 03-20-2009 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 547058)
Sounds like Rumpoles "She who must be obeyed." or as we like to call some of our friends kids, SWMBO. (Pronounced Swimbo)


I have co-opted the spirit of that phrase and titled Pilau: He Who Must Be Fed, or HWMBF...which is very similar in fact to the noise he makes when eating...

Queen of the Ryche 03-20-2009 12:02 PM

We call my nephew "L.S." and neither he nor his Almighty parents have any idea what it means.

DanaC 03-20-2009 12:22 PM

I think I can guess...

SteveDallas 03-20-2009 12:25 PM

Lovable Saint?

Shawnee123 03-20-2009 12:42 PM

Lesbian Sympathizer?

Madman 03-20-2009 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 546579)
Who are all these people that I don't know who the crap they are?

I'm giving you one chance here to explain your obscure-ass selves.

Pffft.... I am Madman! Cellar lurker extraordinaire! :thumb2:

But... if you want honesty. :)

Just some old guy that lives in Missouri, spends a lot of time with his grandkids, kids, and wife. Has a couple of hobbies. Belongs to a couple of internet forums that I... pop in on from time to time.

Guess you can say that I try to enjoy life the best I can.

Example: The wife and I went to an Eagles concert a few days ago here in Columbia. It was GREAT! It's even better when you know the words to most of the songs. :)

Trilby 03-20-2009 02:47 PM

So. Madman's a hippie.

damn hippie! :flower:

Madman 03-20-2009 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 547464)
So. Madman's a hippie.

damn hippie! :flower:

Kinda sorta... had a brief interrupt from the flowery shirts, thongs (now called "flip-flops), and cool shades in the 70's - I joined the Air Force for about 20 years (damned the luck - no one told me they had to cut my hair).

Hair's still short now... in a kinda-sorta kind of way. Except I dye it to keep the gray out and the wife likes it.

Yep... used to be a hippie. :)

be-bop 03-20-2009 07:11 PM

Hi I'm Be-bop and we are Legion....... :evil3:

Apollo 03-20-2009 07:20 PM

howdy. I'm Apollo and I'm back from the dead.

DanaC 03-20-2009 07:37 PM

Well, hello again Apollo!

Tulip 03-20-2009 10:42 PM

Hello. My name is Tulip. How do you do? Nice to meet you, Flint. :D

capnhowdy 03-20-2009 11:12 PM

As I understand, pronounced chewlip over yonder.

capnhowdy 03-20-2009 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Apollo (Post 547632)
howdy. I'm Apollo and I'm back from the dead.

YO! ADRIANNE!
It's me... ROCKY.

Crimson Ghost 03-20-2009 11:52 PM

Who am I? I'm Your Brand New God

I am a walking screaming hell
A thing of torture to behold
This vivisection splits my soul
A thing of torture to behold
Where you run to
Won't take too long
I've come to get you
Won't take too long
And death should know me
No hesitating
Give up your heart
It ain't so lonely
Without your heart
And death should know me
My hands are dirty with his blood
And I can take you there
I've got a brand new god
And if I lay you there
Under my brand new god
Then I will slay you there
For my brand new god
Where are you running to
It didn't take too long
I've come and gone now
You didn't take too long
And death should know me
My hands are dirty with his blood
And death should know me after all
I prepared you for the second coming of my god

xoxoxoBruce 03-21-2009 03:38 PM

My name is Crimson Ghost and I'm a sick fuck. :lol2:

Crimson Ghost 03-21-2009 06:19 PM

:D

Crimson Ghost 03-21-2009 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 547842)
My name is Crimson Ghost and I'm a sick fuck. :lol2:

This song is performed by Unter Null and appears on the single Sick Fuck (2005) and on the album The Failure Epiphany (2005).

You fucking scum
I want to make you bleed
You fucking scum
Get down on your knees
You fucking scum
How dare you reject me?
You fucking scum
How dare you look at me?

You fucking scum
You make me fucking ill
You fucking scum
You make me want to kill
You fucking scum
You're nothing more than shit
You fucking scum
Take your final hit!

You sick fuck
I want to murder you
You sick fuck
I want to destroy you
You sick fuck
I want to ravage you
You sick fuck
I want to tear you down

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Had to be done.:D

Trilby 03-21-2009 07:05 PM

hmmmm. somebody was pissed when they wrote that.

Shawnee123 03-21-2009 07:38 PM

That ain't "write."

Crimson Ghost 03-22-2009 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 547892)
hmmmm. somebody was pissed when they wrote that.


It sure as shit ain't a wedding song.

sugarpop 03-26-2009 04:57 PM

unless it's from a wedding where the bride/groom was caught cheating with the best man/maid of honor... :D

Cicero 03-26-2009 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 546590)
Will the real Shawnee please try to get your drunk ass out of the gutter and stand up? :p



Oh I didn't know that we dated. :headshake Uh nice to see you again, uh....see ya around!!


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