As long as they're not Sanish-speaking refugees. ;-)

But it probably only pays like $1.75/hr.

Given that it's through the Archdiocese of Philadelphia, you're probably right, Wolf. But that is EXACTLY the sort of thing I want to do.

I've been practicing my Sanish recently, trying to use it with others that speak it. It's good practice, you know.

what the hell is sanish? :)

~james

Perth missed a thread!

Sanish is the language Wolf uses to communicate with her nuts er patients er consumers er clients er custumers.

ah.

~james

Missed a thread? Nonsense...the first post about Sanish is in *this* thread, by Syc on 11/10, http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php...6271#post26271

heh. thanks maggie. :) anyone else?

~james

Yeah, you jagoff. This should be the first place you stop when you hit the Cellar. :)

Wolf, you might be interested in this as well...note the bolded italic part

Community Behavioral Health facility in NE Philadelphia has the following opportunities:

Adult Social Rehab Counselor (Job Code: BH-642)
Adult MH Case Manager (Job Code: ICM-992)
Adult Residential Program Supervisor (Job Code: BH-567)
Adult Partial Hospital Counselor (Job Code: BH-626) Please specify position(s) of Interest. Forward your resume today to: PATH, Inc., (insert Job Code here). EOE

Job Skills - All positions require a BA in Human Services. MH experience a plus. Case Mgm't positions require a valid driver's license & personal auto.

Salary - $2,147,483,647 or more per year

From monster.com:

WORK AT HOME for AT&T, MCI, Progressive,Hewlett-Parkard, Taco Bell, Gateway, Cigna, Sears & MORE!

Has anyone here ever heard of Hewlett-Parkard? And just what will you do from home for Taco Bell?

This is bad...

Canon Business Solu-tions, Inc. seeks a pro-fessional with a back-ground in orderprocessing, accountingor billing procedures.Must have strong Excelexperience. The quali-fied candidate must bedetail-oriented and pos-sess excellent commu-nication, organizationaland analytical skills. Weoffer a very competitivesalary and benefitspackage.

I dontsee whatsso badabout thatad. I think I mayhave-a future with-them.


(slang fires off a resumay)

They came calling again last weekend...and apparently the new year brought an increase in pay.

$30,458.

I sent my paperwork back yesterday.

I knew Oaks was growing and all, but this must have been the part of town that you didn't show me, UT:

Dumbshit, Inc. has an open position for a Billing Clerk located in the metropolitan area of Oaks, PA.

It has its own exit, so that's something.

Wait a minute though...Oaks is just a term for the area, right? Oaks is part of a township, innit? (e.g. KOP is an area of Upper Merion Township)

Yeah, there's no actual town or borough.

Where's the "metropolitan area"? At the Target? :-)

Now this is something I can identify with.

That link took me to a picture of a sheep....Hmmm.:confused:

Look, you and slang can have all the inflatable sheep you want. Don't try and drag me through the muck and mire...I don't need blow-up toys. :)

After 569 days, my job search has come to an end.

I go permanent with Radian on Monday.

And I hope I do not have to go through this kind of shit again any time soon.

Permanent for a few months until you get laid off, right? :)

Knowing my luck, I wouldn't be surprised. :)

More on this to come in the "A Revenge of Sorts" thread.