The Cellar - New safety laws for kid stuff

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The Cellar (http://cellar.org/index.php)

- Parenting (http://cellar.org/forumdisplay.php?f=30)

- - New safety laws for kid stuff (http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=19169)

jinx	01-08-2009 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 520090)

Naptime Noose

:lol2:

How about Barrel full of Mononucleuous or Nosecandy Land? They can't be safe...

monster

01-08-2009 08:48 PM

This is all fucking irrelevant anyway. The toys we sell at the PTO thrift store here are not what's going to kill the kids. It's the assorted sharp objects that the high school "volunteers" working to raise money for band camp think it's hysterical to put on the toy shelves....

....btw, they are very grateful to the cellar for bringing this matter to their attention ...and they hate you for it too.... :)

Shawnee123

01-09-2009 09:06 AM

Nosecandy Land!

How about Shoots Up and Ladders?

footfootfoot

01-09-2009 09:30 AM

This is why I keep coming back here.

jinx	01-09-2009 10:12 AM

Hungry Hungry Hookers?

Shawnee123

01-09-2009 10:48 AM

Pornopoly

Dominos and Subinos

Tic Tac Ho

Pie	01-09-2009 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 520172)

Test it all, load up the poisons, and send it in aircrafts back, dumping it in their cities.

I don't think they need any more help polluting their country.

SteveDallas

01-09-2009 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 520469)

Pornopoly

Dominos and Subinos

Tic Tac Ho

Twatzee?

Shawnee123

01-09-2009 01:48 PM

Pin the Rusty Nail on the Donkey

jinx	01-09-2009 01:58 PM

Mr. Pot Head

Shawnee123

01-09-2009 02:11 PM

Damn! :lol:

Ummm...

The Easy Lay Oven?

Flint

01-09-2009 02:12 PM

Rainbow Dyke?

Oh, wait. I forgot what we were doing.

Pie	01-09-2009 02:44 PM

Axes and All-Lies?

Cicero

01-09-2009 02:49 PM

lol!!

"Hungry Hungry Hippo Ho"

Shawnee123

01-09-2009 02:50 PM

1 Attachment(s)

Michael Jackson's Prance in Your Pants

DanaC

01-09-2009 03:11 PM

Connect 69

Shawnee123

01-09-2009 03:13 PM

Hump Rope

monster

01-09-2009 03:24 PM

Twisted
Life (without parole)
Spank Me Elmo
Astronaut Barbie who really pees her diaper and come with an axe, garbage bag and ducttape

HungLikeJesus

01-09-2009 03:25 PM

New! Poison Tip Jarts!

monster

01-09-2009 03:26 PM

Legovers

Pie	01-09-2009 03:27 PM

Drinkin' Logs

Pie	01-09-2009 03:28 PM

Cap-in-yo-ass-sella

DanaC

01-09-2009 03:43 PM

Fuckin' Bronco!

monster

01-09-2009 03:43 PM

Chinese checkers

.......oh, wait......

Flint

01-09-2009 03:44 PM

lol

monster

01-09-2009 03:44 PM

Backrammin'

monster

01-09-2009 03:45 PM

Cooties......

...nm

monster

01-09-2009 03:45 PM

Cootchies

SteveDallas

01-09-2009 03:59 PM

Pick-up Tricks

Cabbage Snatch Doll

DanaC

01-09-2009 04:10 PM

Tiny Tear...

jinx	01-09-2009 04:41 PM

The Barbie Pinto (with Firestone tires) and the Barbie Crackhouse

Tacks

DanaC

01-09-2009 05:35 PM

I suppose you could include a few camp followers with the toy soldiers...

monster

01-09-2009 08:21 PM

Cuntage Punt Kids

lumberjim

01-09-2009 08:34 PM

:::looks around the room for toys::::

stabrynth

snatch box cars (double credit there)

gnip gnads

harmy men

monster

01-09-2009 09:05 PM

Dominatrixos

...whoever gets the double 6 starts......

xoxoxoBruce

01-10-2009 02:50 AM

I'm reporting all of you to child welfare services, ya perverts.:eyebrow:

SteveDallas

01-10-2009 09:51 AM

Rummiboob.

DanaC

01-10-2009 10:05 AM

Rude Bits Cube!

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