Pumpkin and Honey Bunny look up from their pancakes.

Wolf vaporizes them. The room is stunned.

Classicman jumps up, grabs hold of the chandelier and swings straight thru Wolf knocking the uzi out of her hands and into...

going back in time, 4 minutes, and walking in the shadows, LadySidhe returns from her 2 year Tai Chi and Yoga work shop, just in time to witness Wolf brandishing an uzi....

using her near invisibility techniques that she learned from Happy Monkey, she approaches from behind, and deftly pantses wolf with a quick, fluid judo pants grip. wolf is aghast because, contrary to her mother's persistent advice for all those years, she does NOT, in fact, have on clean underwear. In fact, she wasn't wearing any...at all......

dashing out of the bar, ....well....waddling with her pants around her ankles.....she exits, stage left to a more appropriate setting.

-wisely ducks behind the bar and waits out the brawl-

<---says "psst, treasenuak, wanna hit this Cuervo?"

treas says 'sure', so shawnee wallops her with the bottle.

Shawnee wishes she had swallowed her tequila first, because she spits it all over the saloon.

Trea is a SHE, thankyewverymuch... and she keels over from the blow to the head with the bottle, knocking over Wolf and lumberjim in the process.

Merc sits quietly in the dark corner wearing dark glasses having shot a hole in his pocket and missing the good stuff altogether discovers that the leg of the table has now be shoot off at the tip and anxiously searched for packets of sugar to stick under the table to make it level again while watching Cicero hide behind his chair in the dark corner.

This is a brawl, Trea,at least throw something at him. A dirty look, if nothing else.

Chivalry lives.

Zen help LumberJim to his feet, and addresses him thus:

Zen strikes LJ across the cheek with a glove* and drops it on the ground in front of LJ.


* Couldn't find a real glove, so I had to use a condom from the vending machine out the back. Sorry for the indignity.

Zen quickly run over to Merc and says

And slaps Merc on the cheek with the glove (still a condom, I'm afraid, but a fresh one. I have standards).

Zen drags Merc back so he is standing in front of Lumberjim who is just coming to....

Cicero stands up pleased to see the rogue with rubber still sticking to his face.

"Why thank you ever so much, kind sir". She grabs bar napkins to fan her face with, that incidentally, had been used to wipe a boogey from classic's nose earlier.

classic thanks cicero profusely.

:lol:

:sweat:

Trea hops behind the bar and randomly starts grabbing top-shelf liquors and throwing them at people. Then she dumps liquor all over the bar top and lights it on fire.

Unfortunately, the spare bullets (clips?) Wolf left on the bar start to go off randomly. Sundae - believing Shaun of the Dead is a survival video - immediately goes for the trap door behind the bar. Shocked to discover there is no cellar in this Cellar bar, she knocks herself unconscious and lies motionless while an inferno rages above her.

Elspode, seeing her plight, immediately grabs a soda siphon, dousing the flames. Then starts creeping towards SG's prone body, hoping to start a different kind of trouble. I predict a riot.

We do the wet willie here too, but worse than that is the Cecil kiss. That's when you hold someone down and you lick the whole side of their face from the bottom to the top in one flat, wide-tongued, lick. It's from the Beanie & Cecil show.